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iamnotaparakeet
Enemy of Wal-Mart!!!
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In Soviet Russia, Garbage DUMPS you!
In Soviet Russia, Car DRIVES you!
In Soviet Russia, Taxi HAILS you!
In Soviet Russia, Gun SHOOTS you!
In Soviet Russia, You FIRE boss!
In Soviet Russia, Chemicals SYNTHESIZE you!
In Soviet Russia, Pizza BAKES you!
In Soviet Russia, House BUILDS you!
In Soviet Russia, Rudder STEERS you!
In Soviet Russia, Burger GRILLS you!
In Soviet Russia, Pepsi DRINKS you!
In Soviet Russia, Coke Cola is popular.
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Kilroy
We know who did it!
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In Soviet Russia Lenin still lives
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iamnotaparakeet
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| Kilroy wrote: | | In Soviet Russia Lenin still lives |
Isn't he preserved in a glass case on display at the Red Square? I may be out of date, as I have lived the last five years of the USSR, but isn't he a modern mummy?
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Kilroy
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yes, they preserved him (against his wishes) some say its not really him, but the Russian government insists that it is. In the early 90's they wanted to bury him but nothing ever came of it
The phrase Lenin Still Lives was a common communist saying
example;
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ShadesOfMe
Kivatesavam The Pink Bunnay!
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in soviet russia Cart pulls YOU!
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Cheerlessleader
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Cheerlessleader
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In Soviet Russia joke laughs at YOU!
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MissConstrue
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In Soviet Russia they kiss instead of shake.
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pocky
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In Soviet Russia...
leg breaks YOU
tractor drives YOU
smoke detector installs YOU
toe nails clip YOU
religious zealots harass YOU (No, wait... that's America. Sorry)
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ShadesOfMe
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In soviet Russia Baby births YOU
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JerryHatake
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Soviet Union doesn't exist anymore people. 
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CA_NES
Phoenix
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In Soviet Union, Back itches You!
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twoshots
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| JerryHatake wrote: | | Soviet Union doesn't exist anymore people. |
In Soviet Russia, facts elucidate you. |
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shadowlink
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| In Soviet Russia Toilet paper wipes you! |
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Ana54
International Incident Initiator
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In Soviet Russia, you prescribe drugs for the shrink.
In Soviet Russia, you counsel the shrink.
In Soviet Russia, you eat the bear.
In Soviet Russia, you kill the murderers.
In Soviet Russia, you attack the dog.
In Soviet Russia, the goverment hates YOU.
In Soviet Russia, the gas pumps YOU.
In Soviet Russia, supplies buy YOU.
In Soviet Russia, apartment rent YOU.
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