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Sand
Phoenix
Joined: Sep 16, 2007
Posts: 1508
Location: Finland
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Hey! My poetry's not all that weak.
If your nerves require a tweak
I can whip up some stuff
That's nasty and rough
But for now I'll just take a leak. |
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AnonymousAnonymous
More Riddler than Joker
Joined: Nov 24, 2006
Age: 18
Posts: 6207
Location: Portland, Oregon
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| Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 7:03 pm Post subject: |
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Here I am taking a big piss
Because I just made a diss
To a guy who mispronouced my name
Doing so is just my game
But to my denist I must hiss
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Douglas_MacNeill
Deinonychus
Joined: May 11, 2007
Age: 44
Posts: 346
Location: Edmonton, Alberta
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| Sand wrote: | Hey! My poetry's not all that weak.
If your nerves require a tweak
I can whip up some stuff
That's nasty and rough
But for now I'll just take a leak. |
So Sand's going out for a piss.
(For his sake, he'd better not miss.)
As he sits on the throne
He tells himself alone
"Relieving myself is pure bliss." |
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Sand
Phoenix
Joined: Sep 16, 2007
Posts: 1508
Location: Finland
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| Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 9:12 pm Post subject: |
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Like any quite normal guy
I have a fairly good eye.
When I venture to piss
I really don't miss.
I don't sit, I just aim. That's why. |
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wsmac
WP Elevator Operator - What Floor Please?
Joined: Sep 01, 2007
Posts: 2737
Location: Humboldt County, Little Blue House on the Corner
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| Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 12:23 am Post subject: |
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A vegetarian who was less than discreet
Did micturate there on the street
But the cop had enough
Put the urinator in a cuff
"There'll be no more Pea on my Beet!"
Okay, so that was a bit lame... next time I'll take a bit longer to think about it 
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BrutalRhubarb
Pileated woodpecker
Joined: Nov 01, 2007
Posts: 191
Location: Obio oidO
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| Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 1:07 am Post subject: |
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There is something stuck in my tooth
and it may not be the truth,
but I dreamt it true
and believed it, too,
yet I feel no less uncouth. |
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Aalto
Deinonychus
Joined: May 04, 2008
Age: 16
Posts: 343
Location: W. Yorks, UK
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| Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 11:15 am Post subject: |
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There was an old man with a drawer
Who decided to open the drawer
So he opened the drawer
And inside the drawer
There was an old man with a drawer. |
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AnonymousAnonymous
More Riddler than Joker
Joined: Nov 24, 2006
Age: 18
Posts: 6207
Location: Portland, Oregon
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| Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 7:41 pm Post subject: |
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There was a girl with a phone
It was shaped like a bone
No matter how many times she chewed
It was considered really rude
Because it was on loan
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BrutalRhubarb
Pileated woodpecker
Joined: Nov 01, 2007
Posts: 191
Location: Obio oidO
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| Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 3:40 am Post subject: |
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Limericks aren't my thing
And this meter really stinks
So does the rhyme
But thats just fine
Its over before you blink. |
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BrutalRhubarb
Pileated woodpecker
Joined: Nov 01, 2007
Posts: 191
Location: Obio oidO
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| Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 3:50 am Post subject: |
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A pony stooped before me
and said "I'll be your crony."
He bought me a beer
and I mounted his rear,
But he kicked me and said "Baloney." |
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AnonymousAnonymous
More Riddler than Joker
Joined: Nov 24, 2006
Age: 18
Posts: 6207
Location: Portland, Oregon
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I am sitting on my can
Looking to start up the fan
It's very hot where I am sitting
Because I am knitting
Funny looks are coming from my fellow man
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Trigger11
Shikamaru Nara
Joined: May 19, 2007
Posts: 6943
Location: Hidden Leaf Village
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It turns out we are not all alone
Termites have infested my home
Nasty little critters
They give me the jitters
Chills right down to the bone
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Sand
Phoenix
Joined: Sep 16, 2007
Posts: 1508
Location: Finland
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| Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:59 pm Post subject: |
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Termites are quiet, don't roar.
They masticate quite a bit more.
And they do it right sneaky,
No sound, not squeaky
Until you fall through the floor. |
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Sand
Phoenix
Joined: Sep 16, 2007
Posts: 1508
Location: Finland
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| Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:07 pm Post subject: |
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Bugs in the house are a mess.
They cause distinctive distress.
When they crawl in your crotch
In that sensitive notch
You respond with a lightning undress. |
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MikeH106
Velociraptor
Joined: May 20, 2006
Age: 25
Posts: 439
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| Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:40 pm Post subject: |
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Here's one about Lorina and Lissa's Dating Advice Forum (they also have a humiliation site called Way Too Personal):
Banned at the press of a key
Was a genius none other than me
From the opposite faction
There was no better action
For her brain was the size of a pea.
Last edited by MikeH106 on Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:45 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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