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CockneyRebel Sid The Love Rat :O)

Joined: Jul 18, 2004 Age: 33 Posts: 20712 Location: Out in the evening, with me two best Rat Mates, somewhere in Canada :O)
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 6:27 am Post subject: What does it mean to get your stomach puffed? |
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Some East Indian guy who goes to my clubhouse was there, a couple of months, ago. He's really not doing that well. Anyways, he was looking at the size of my stomach and he asked, "Is that the real size of your stomach, or did you get it puffed?" Does it mean something sexual, or does it mean something else? I have no problem with the size of my stomach. It's just a thought that crossed my mind, as I was eating my Puffed Wheat. _________________ Sid The Rat is everything that I stand for. We're both large, proud Punkers with Cockney accents. We both have the same issues, as well. I don't see anything wrong, with that. I was put on this planet, to make myself happy. Sid :O) |
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doordoctor door closer expert

Joined: Feb 06, 2006 Age: 23 Posts: 2944 Location: central nj
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 7:08 am Post subject: |
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hey cockney, not knowing if your a bit on overweight side, but if hes looking at your belly and said get it puffed
sounds to me hes asking are you pregnant. in a way it does sound innappropriate for someome to ask that, its just really none of their business if its flab from obesity or if its from pregnancy.
many asians are out to look for a girlfriend ASAP and maybe its just his way of asking if you pregnant. and depending on what you say may determine if he wants you or not, and that he could become a canadian citizion without taking immagration test
if it gets to that point, just be honest with him and if he asks more about you and relatiohships jus tell him you are not open or looking for a mate and wish him luck.
i had an asian appoach me while in high school, that relationship only lasted 3 months, all started when i fixed a broken door in his classroom at technical school, ended when he got fed up seeing me fixing doors and wearing the hardware so i would prevent dropping expensive closers.(i was not really wanting him, neither was i in love with him, i think he was more of a normallizer and thought hardware was dirty or disgusting (he was in an office skills class there as well, LOL) to tell truth, id rather kiss a greasy door hinge then kiss the stinky asian who thought showers would cleanse away the good spirits.
ok sorry about my rant about stinky asian from high school, but thats what i think may be going on between you and him, just be to the point and be firm if you have to. _________________ <<"norton" antivirus |
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CockneyRebel Sid The Love Rat :O)

Joined: Jul 18, 2004 Age: 33 Posts: 20712 Location: Out in the evening, with me two best Rat Mates, somewhere in Canada :O)
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 10:35 am Post subject: |
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Thank you for the advice and the bit of education, as well. Now I know that it meant something sexual. He's also tried to kidnap Sid and he was pretending to fondle his private parts. He also does this thing with his hand, where he reaches out to women, and than he pretends to pull her power in, by clenching his fingers, as he pulls his hand in. I've told him in a firm voice that in Canada, men and women are equal, and that I have no interest in him. He's also going off to two friends of mine, that I don't like him. _________________ Sid The Rat is everything that I stand for. We're both large, proud Punkers with Cockney accents. We both have the same issues, as well. I don't see anything wrong, with that. I was put on this planet, to make myself happy. Sid :O) |
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sinsboldly The Persistence of Spam

Joined: Nov 22, 2006 Posts: 6806 Location: The Emerald Forest
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 11:05 am Post subject: |
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| CockneyRebel wrote: | | Thank you for the advice and the bit of education, as well. Now I know that it meant something sexual. He's also tried to kidnap Sid and he was pretending to fondle his private parts. He also does this thing with his hand, where he reaches out to women, and than he pretends to pull her power in, by clenching his fingers, as he pulls his hand in. I've told him in a firm voice that in Canada, men and women are equal, and that I have no interest in him. He's also going off to two friends of mine, that I don't like him. |
what a charmer, Syd! how can you resist?
in the States we call him a 'green card chaser.' In love with citizenship, mostly. Good call to blow him off.
Merle _________________ "it takes a special type of person to complain about what they get for free."
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doordoctor door closer expert

Joined: Feb 06, 2006 Age: 23 Posts: 2944 Location: central nj
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 11:56 am Post subject: |
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| sinsboldly wrote: | | CockneyRebel wrote: | | Thank you for the advice and the bit of education, as well. Now I know that it meant something sexual. He's also tried to kidnap Sid and he was pretending to fondle his private parts. He also does this thing with his hand, where he reaches out to women, and than he pretends to pull her power in, by clenching his fingers, as he pulls his hand in. I've told him in a firm voice that in Canada, men and women are equal, and that I have no interest in him. He's also going off to two friends of mine, that I don't like him. |
what a charmer, Syd! how can you resist?
in the States we call him a 'green card chaser.' In love with citizenship, mostly. Good call to blow him off.
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cockney, if this is happeneing at clubhouse, can you maybe tell the owner or whoever directs the program your in there about his behavior or maybe have them talk to him that his act towards people isnt acceptable??
sinsboldly, when i had a green card chaser, he was deterred quickly since he had a peeve of seeing me with door hardware in school, during the 10 minute lunch i had, i would sit on picnic table while drinking soda while nearby to him and holding a door closer (not same one as my avator) after a while he said "that thing disgusting, take it off you please jees"(my name is jess)
so yea used reverse psycology and got creative with hardware, and the method worked and never heard from him since, he then later got expelled from that techical school for harrassing and annoying other female students there. so as the slogan by symantec goes, protected by norton this time was door hardware, not software  _________________ <<"norton" antivirus |
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sinsboldly The Persistence of Spam

Joined: Nov 22, 2006 Posts: 6806 Location: The Emerald Forest
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 12:06 pm Post subject: |
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| doordoctor wrote: | | sinsboldly wrote: | | CockneyRebel wrote: | | Thank you for the advice and the bit of education, as well. Now I know that it meant something sexual. He's also tried to kidnap Sid and he was pretending to fondle his private parts. He also does this thing with his hand, where he reaches out to women, and than he pretends to pull her power in, by clenching his fingers, as he pulls his hand in. I've told him in a firm voice that in Canada, men and women are equal, and that I have no interest in him. He's also going off to two friends of mine, that I don't like him. |
what a charmer, Syd! how can you resist?
in the States we call him a 'green card chaser.' In love with citizenship, mostly. Good call to blow him off.
Merle |
cockney, if this is happeneing at clubhouse, can you maybe tell the owner or whoever directs the program your in there about his behavior or maybe have them talk to him that his act towards people isnt acceptable??
sinsboldly, when i had a green card chaser, he was deterred quickly since he had a peeve of seeing me with door hardware in school, during the 10 minute lunch i had, i would sit on picnic table while drinking soda while nearby to him and holding a door closer (not same one as my avator) after a while he said "that thing disgusting, take it off you please jees"(my name is jess)
so yea used reverse psycology and got creative with hardware, and the method worked and never heard from him since, he then later got expelled from that techical school for harrassing and annoying other female students there. so as the slogan by symantec goes, protected by norton this time was door hardware, not software  |
LOL, that was pretty good, DD! I am glad your beloved hardware was the gallant 'virus' protector dashing to your rescue! Men may come and men may go, but a good rixson-firemark model 2220 is forever. . .
Merle |
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doordoctor door closer expert

Joined: Feb 06, 2006 Age: 23 Posts: 2944 Location: central nj
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 12:22 pm Post subject: |
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| sinsboldly wrote: | | doordoctor wrote: | | sinsboldly wrote: | | CockneyRebel wrote: | | Thank you for the advice and the bit of education, as well. Now I know that it meant something sexual. He's also tried to kidnap Sid and he was pretending to fondle his private parts. He also does this thing with his hand, where he reaches out to women, and than he pretends to pull her power in, by clenching his fingers, as he pulls his hand in. I've told him in a firm voice that in Canada, men and women are equal, and that I have no interest in him. He's also going off to two friends of mine, that I don't like him. |
what a charmer, Syd! how can you resist?
in the States we call him a 'green card chaser.' In love with citizenship, mostly. Good call to blow him off.
Merle |
cockney, if this is happeneing at clubhouse, can you maybe tell the owner or whoever directs the program your in there about his behavior or maybe have them talk to him that his act towards people isnt acceptable??
sinsboldly, when i had a green card chaser, he was deterred quickly since he had a peeve of seeing me with door hardware in school, during the 10 minute lunch i had, i would sit on picnic table while drinking soda while nearby to him and holding a door closer (not same one as my avator) after a while he said "that thing disgusting, take it off you please jees"(my name is jess)
so yea used reverse psycology and got creative with hardware, and the method worked and never heard from him since, he then later got expelled from that techical school for harrassing and annoying other female students there. so as the slogan by symantec goes, protected by norton this time was door hardware, not software  |
LOL, that was pretty good, DD! I am glad your beloved hardware was the gallant 'virus' protector dashing to your rescue! Men may come and men may go, but a good rixson-firemark model 2220 is forever. . .
Merle |
lolololol about rixson firemark, the closer that got the point across was actually a LCN 4114 left hand that was made in 1974 looks like this VV
im pretty sure that guy would have fainted and had a heart attack if i had shown him the 1952 russwin traditional style closer like seen in churches and old schools LOLOLOL aspies over about 40 years old probably understand the kind im talking about) just another use for them closers that lay around and arent mounted to any doors ehheheh!
about rixson-firemark, about 10 years ago they stopped making surface mounted arm type closers, now they just do concealed in floor kind. _________________ <<"norton" antivirus |
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sinsboldly The Persistence of Spam

Joined: Nov 22, 2006 Posts: 6806 Location: The Emerald Forest
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 12:53 pm Post subject: |
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| doordoctor wrote: | | sinsboldly wrote: | | doordoctor wrote: | | sinsboldly wrote: | | CockneyRebel wrote: | | Thank you for the advice and the bit of education, as well. Now I know that it meant something sexual. He's also tried to kidnap Sid and he was pretending to fondle his private parts. He also does this thing with his hand, where he reaches out to women, and than he pretends to pull her power in, by clenching his fingers, as he pulls his hand in. I've told him in a firm voice that in Canada, men and women are equal, and that I have no interest in him. He's also going off to two friends of mine, that I don't like him. |
what a charmer, Syd! how can you resist?
in the States we call him a 'green card chaser.' In love with citizenship, mostly. Good call to blow him off.
Merle |
cockney, if this is happeneing at clubhouse, can you maybe tell the owner or whoever directs the program your in there about his behavior or maybe have them talk to him that his act towards people isnt acceptable??
sinsboldly, when i had a green card chaser, he was deterred quickly since he had a peeve of seeing me with door hardware in school, during the 10 minute lunch i had, i would sit on picnic table while drinking soda while nearby to him and holding a door closer (not same one as my avator) after a while he said "that thing disgusting, take it off you please jees"(my name is jess)
so yea used reverse psycology and got creative with hardware, and the method worked and never heard from him since, he then later got expelled from that techical school for harrassing and annoying other female students there. so as the slogan by symantec goes, protected by norton this time was door hardware, not software  |
LOL, that was pretty good, DD! I am glad your beloved hardware was the gallant 'virus' protector dashing to your rescue! Men may come and men may go, but a good rixson-firemark model 2220 is forever. . .
Merle |
lolololol about rixson firemark, the closer that got the point across was actually a LCN 4114 left hand that was made in 1974 looks like this VV
im pretty sure that guy would have fainted and had a heart attack if i had shown him the 1952 russwin traditional style closer like seen in churches and old schools LOLOLOL aspies over about 40 years old probably understand the kind im talking about) just another use for them closers that lay around and arent mounted to any doors ehheheh!
about rixson-firemark, about 10 years ago they stopped making surface mounted arm type closers, now they just do concealed in floor kind. |
oh, my GAWD! I remember those bulbous brass colored things emblazoned with RusswiN (in sort of a big at the ends narrow in the middle suspension bridge span sorta way)across them from elementry school! how interesting!
Merle |
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doordoctor door closer expert

Joined: Feb 06, 2006 Age: 23 Posts: 2944 Location: central nj
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Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 1:04 pm Post subject: |
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| sinsboldly wrote: | | doordoctor wrote: | | sinsboldly wrote: | | doordoctor wrote: | | sinsboldly wrote: | | CockneyRebel wrote: | | Thank you for the advice and the bit of education, as well. Now I know that it meant something sexual. He's also tried to kidnap Sid and he was pretending to fondle his private parts. He also does this thing with his hand, where he reaches out to women, and than he pretends to pull her power in, by clenching his fingers, as he pulls his hand in. I've told him in a firm voice that in Canada, men and women are equal, and that I have no interest in him. He's also going off to two friends of mine, that I don't like him. |
what a charmer, Syd! how can you resist?
in the States we call him a 'green card chaser.' In love with citizenship, mostly. Good call to blow him off.
Merle |
cockney, if this is happeneing at clubhouse, can you maybe tell the owner or whoever directs the program your in there about his behavior or maybe have them talk to him that his act towards people isnt acceptable??
sinsboldly, when i had a green card chaser, he was deterred quickly since he had a peeve of seeing me with door hardware in school, during the 10 minute lunch i had, i would sit on picnic table while drinking soda while nearby to him and holding a door closer (not same one as my avator) after a while he said "that thing disgusting, take it off you please jees"(my name is jess)
so yea used reverse psycology and got creative with hardware, and the method worked and never heard from him since, he then later got expelled from that techical school for harrassing and annoying other female students there. so as the slogan by symantec goes, protected by norton this time was door hardware, not software  |
LOL, that was pretty good, DD! I am glad your beloved hardware was the gallant 'virus' protector dashing to your rescue! Men may come and men may go, but a good rixson-firemark model 2220 is forever. . .
Merle |
lolololol about rixson firemark, the closer that got the point across was actually a LCN 4114 left hand that was made in 1974 looks like this VV
im pretty sure that guy would have fainted and had a heart attack if i had shown him the 1952 russwin traditional style closer like seen in churches and old schools LOLOLOL aspies over about 40 years old probably understand the kind im talking about) just another use for them closers that lay around and arent mounted to any doors ehheheh!
about rixson-firemark, about 10 years ago they stopped making surface mounted arm type closers, now they just do concealed in floor kind. |
oh, my GAWD! I remember those bulbous brass colored things emblazoned with RusswiN (in sort of a big at the ends narrow in the middle suspension bridge span sorta way)across them from elementry school! how interesting!
Merle |
yes YES thats an old style closer, and on their left side was the speed adjustment knob, mine, the label on front and end of knob is brass or copper. the rest of it is dark grey (cast iron) sitting here at puter with mine now,
i think door closer makers should bring them back, not only the body style is intersting, but if you decide you want the door to stay open or not spring closed, just do is release tension off the gear thing at top under its arm and it lets door freeswing,
sure as heck CANNOT do that with them modern type such as LCN4000 or the one in my avvie. _________________ <<"norton" antivirus |
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sinsboldly The Persistence of Spam

Joined: Nov 22, 2006 Posts: 6806 Location: The Emerald Forest
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 12:23 am Post subject: |
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| doordoctor wrote: | | sinsboldly wrote: | | doordoctor wrote: | | sinsboldly wrote: | | doordoctor wrote: | | sinsboldly wrote: | | CockneyRebel wrote: | | Thank you for the advice and the bit of education, as well. Now I know that it meant something sexual. He's also tried to kidnap Sid and he was pretending to fondle his private parts. He also does this thing with his hand, where he reaches out to women, and than he pretends to pull her power in, by clenching his fingers, as he pulls his hand in. I've told him in a firm voice that in Canada, men and women are equal, and that I have no interest in him. He's also going off to two friends of mine, that I don't like him. |
what a charmer, Syd! how can you resist?
in the States we call him a 'green card chaser.' In love with citizenship, mostly. Good call to blow him off.
Merle |
cockney, if this is happeneing at clubhouse, can you maybe tell the owner or whoever directs the program your in there about his behavior or maybe have them talk to him that his act towards people isnt acceptable??
sinsboldly, when i had a green card chaser, he was deterred quickly since he had a peeve of seeing me with door hardware in school, during the 10 minute lunch i had, i would sit on picnic table while drinking soda while nearby to him and holding a door closer (not same one as my avator) after a while he said "that thing disgusting, take it off you please jees"(my name is jess)
so yea used reverse psycology and got creative with hardware, and the method worked and never heard from him since, he then later got expelled from that techical school for harrassing and annoying other female students there. so as the slogan by symantec goes, protected by norton this time was door hardware, not software  |
LOL, that was pretty good, DD! I am glad your beloved hardware was the gallant 'virus' protector dashing to your rescue! Men may come and men may go, but a good rixson-firemark model 2220 is forever. . .
Merle |
lolololol about rixson firemark, the closer that got the point across was actually a LCN 4114 left hand that was made in 1974 looks like this VV
im pretty sure that guy would have fainted and had a heart attack if i had shown him the 1952 russwin traditional style closer like seen in churches and old schools LOLOLOL aspies over about 40 years old probably understand the kind im talking about) just another use for them closers that lay around and arent mounted to any doors ehheheh!
about rixson-firemark, about 10 years ago they stopped making surface mounted arm type closers, now they just do concealed in floor kind. |
oh, my GAWD! I remember those bulbous brass colored things emblazoned with RusswiN (in sort of a big at the ends narrow in the middle suspension bridge span sorta way)across them from elementry school! how interesting!
Merle |
yes YES thats an old style closer, and on their left side was the speed adjustment knob, mine, the label on front and end of knob is brass or copper. the rest of it is dark grey (cast iron) sitting here at puter with mine now,
i think door closer makers should bring them back, not only the body style is intersting, but if you decide you want the door to stay open or not spring closed, just do is release tension off the gear thing at top under its arm and it lets door freeswing,
sure as heck CANNOT do that with them modern type such as LCN4000 or the one in my avvie. |
oh, like many other things, they improved it!
what model is the door opener in your avatar?
Merle |
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CockneyRebel Sid The Love Rat :O)

Joined: Jul 18, 2004 Age: 33 Posts: 20712 Location: Out in the evening, with me two best Rat Mates, somewhere in Canada :O)
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 12:57 am Post subject: |
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I'll report him to the head lady the next time he does any of those things. _________________ Sid The Rat is everything that I stand for. We're both large, proud Punkers with Cockney accents. We both have the same issues, as well. I don't see anything wrong, with that. I was put on this planet, to make myself happy. Sid :O) |
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doordoctor door closer expert

Joined: Feb 06, 2006 Age: 23 Posts: 2944 Location: central nj
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Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:25 am Post subject: |
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| sinsboldly wrote: | | doordoctor wrote: | | sinsboldly wrote: | | doordoctor wrote: | | sinsboldly wrote: | | doordoctor wrote: | | sinsboldly wrote: | | CockneyRebel wrote: | | Thank you for the advice and the bit of education, as well. Now I know that it meant something sexual. He's also tried to kidnap Sid and he was pretending to fondle his private parts. He also does this thing with his hand, where he reaches out to women, and than he pretends to pull her power in, by clenching his fingers, as he pulls his hand in. I've told him in a firm voice that in Canada, men and women are equal, and that I have no interest in him. He's also going off to two friends of mine, that I don't like him. |
what a charmer, Syd! how can you resist?
in the States we call him a 'green card chaser.' In love with citizenship, mostly. Good call to blow him off.
Merle |
cockney, if this is happeneing at clubhouse, can you maybe tell the owner or whoever directs the program your in there about his behavior or maybe have them talk to him that his act towards people isnt acceptable??
sinsboldly, when i had a green card chaser, he was deterred quickly since he had a peeve of seeing me with door hardware in school, during the 10 minute lunch i had, i would sit on picnic table while drinking soda while nearby to him and holding a door closer (not same one as my avator) after a while he said "that thing disgusting, take it off you please jees"(my name is jess)
so yea used reverse psycology and got creative with hardware, and the method worked and never heard from him since, he then later got expelled from that techical school for harrassing and annoying other female students there. so as the slogan by symantec goes, protected by norton this time was door hardware, not software  |
LOL, that was pretty good, DD! I am glad your beloved hardware was the gallant 'virus' protector dashing to your rescue! Men may come and men may go, but a good rixson-firemark model 2220 is forever. . .
Merle |
lolololol about rixson firemark, the closer that got the point across was actually a LCN 4114 left hand that was made in 1974 looks like this VV
im pretty sure that guy would have fainted and had a heart attack if i had shown him the 1952 russwin traditional style closer like seen in churches and old schools LOLOLOL aspies over about 40 years old probably understand the kind im talking about) just another use for them closers that lay around and arent mounted to any doors ehheheh!
about rixson-firemark, about 10 years ago they stopped making surface mounted arm type closers, now they just do concealed in floor kind. |
oh, my GAWD! I remember those bulbous brass colored things emblazoned with RusswiN (in sort of a big at the ends narrow in the middle suspension bridge span sorta way)across them from elementry school! how interesting!
Merle |
yes YES thats an old style closer, and on their left side was the speed adjustment knob, mine, the label on front and end of knob is brass or copper. the rest of it is dark grey (cast iron) sitting here at puter with mine now,
i think door closer makers should bring them back, not only the body style is intersting, but if you decide you want the door to stay open or not spring closed, just do is release tension off the gear thing at top under its arm and it lets door freeswing,
sure as heck CANNOT do that with them modern type such as LCN4000 or the one in my avvie. |
oh, like many other things, they improved it!
what model is the door opener in your avatar?
Merle |
another thing i like about old closers, they leak or break a spring you dont have to take it all apart peice by peice to get to the broken componant, being in an old closer (such as RusswiN) the spring is in a seperate chamber then the oil and piston.
my norton is a 1604 storefront/utility closer, most commonly seen on aluminum door frames used in storefront door installations.
the model number means 3 things, the 16 part of it is series number, the 0 is arm style (0 is regular(arms are right angle to body of closer like mine, 1 is for parellel(such as the LCN4000 mentioned earlier in this thread) and 4 is spring tension number hence 1604
cockneyrebel, yea i think reporting his behavior to head lady is a good thing to do, in case that other participants have reported him and thought they were just tattling like small children, the more people that report it the better the chance they will take the reports seriously that his behavior is just not acceptable at the clubhouse and let him know or do something about it.
didnt mean to hijack your post about closers between me and sinsboldly, was just saying how i got my green card chaser to take a hike and quick. _________________ <<"norton" antivirus |
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sinsboldly The Persistence of Spam

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Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 11:47 am Post subject: |
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| CockneyRebel wrote: | | I'll report him to the head lady the next time he does any of those things. |
good idea! it is in their interest to know he is having an ulterior motive for being where he is, doing what he is doing.
and I am sorry for the thread hijack, too. Who knew door openers could be so interesting!
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