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jrknothead
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 Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 12:36 pm Post subject: 'Darth Vader' spared jail in Jedi church attacks |
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'Darth Vader' spared jail in Jedi church attacks
The force was strong in that box o wine 
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LoveableNerd
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Apparently the judge wasn't immune to Jedi mind tricks either. 
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CockneyRebel
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| Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 1:05 pm Post subject: |
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That's the best news story I've read, in a long time.
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Venger
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| Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 1:41 pm Post subject: |
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Maybe the judge suspended his jail sentence after he was unable to breathe.  |
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woodsman25
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| Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 2:42 pm Post subject: |
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HAHAHA u guys are funny!!! Ya, bizzar story, these guys are all nuts.
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EvilKimEvil
zoo-music girl
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| Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 3:21 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 — 0.7 percent of the population — listed Jedi as their religion. |
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slowmutant
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| Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 3:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Somewhere, some nutjob holds a working lightsaber in his hands with a huge manical grin on his face ... |
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Roxas_XIII
Don't Fear the Reaper
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Location: Laramie, WY
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| Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 4:23 pm Post subject: |
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Dude, ROFLMAO!!! I'd join that church any day!
I gotta send this to someone... this is GOLD....
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Viola
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| Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 4:31 pm Post subject: |
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Wow.......
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Duuuude.... |
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dark_mage
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| Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 4:47 pm Post subject: |
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May the Force be with you (But not in the wine) 
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Willard
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| Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 6:03 pm Post subject: |
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Brainwashed by Darth Sidious to destroy the younglings, with a classic Jedi wine trick.
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Macbeth
Thane of Bar and Cellar
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| Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 10:03 pm Post subject: |
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I dont want to see that video..
I HAVE to.
Darth Vader, pissed out of his skull on cheap plonk, wielding a metal crutch as a lightsaber, no doubt with all the appropriate sound effects..clobbering "Jones The Force" ... IN WELSH.
"Come with me to the dark shhhide of the forshhhh boyo.. catch that you bastaaaaards.. cheese on tooooaaast!!!!"
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Averick
P>>ME<<P
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| Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 12:02 am Post subject: |
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| Man, when are the Jedi's going to come and pick me up! |
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slowmutant
Phoenix
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Consume a box of wine, and they'll be near.  |
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richie
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