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AutisticFurball
Tufted Titmouse
Joined: Jul 03, 2009
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 Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 6:44 pm Post subject: Hi I'm new and looking for a boyfriend |
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I heard there were a lot of other aspie cats on here, so my friend suggested I join.
I'm a gay aspie from England and would like to meet another cat interested in pursuing a long-term relationship with me.
My interests include catnip (recreational use), afternoon naps and 18th century naval warfare.
Apparently I have a good sense of humour and I enjoy long walks on the beach.
I'm very romantic but find it difficult to meet other gay cats in my area because of my problems socialising.
Thank you for reading my post, I hope to find love on wrongplanet!  |
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LivingOutsideTheBox
Snowy Owl
Joined: Jan 07, 2009
Posts: 158
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| Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:40 pm Post subject: |
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I wish you much happiness. I highly doubt you will remain single for long. As far as I've seen everyone on this forum is forward with their thoughts, and a staggeringly high number is...well a suprisingly low number is feline but a high number is, as a friend calls it "pansexual"
Good luck, have fun, and DO NOT wet the rugs in the UFO. We just had it re-apoulstered.
*Wink* Bye. |
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RageBeoulve
Blue Jay
Joined: Jul 02, 2009
Posts: 96
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| Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:06 pm Post subject: |
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| I prefer submissive male cats. |
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velodog
Glock armorer of the Aspie Elite
Joined: Mar 16, 2008
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| Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:16 pm Post subject: |
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| Who was the Frenchman in the rigging that shot Lord Nelson? Get this question right and I'll set you up with a Gay Persian Tom. FYI he doesn't like doing it dog style. |
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buryuntime
oh comely
Joined: Dec 07, 2008
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| Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:12 pm Post subject: |
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| I don't get it. Do you really think you are a cat? Are you being sarcastic about the cat thing? Are you being sarcastic about the whole thing and this post isn't serious at all? |
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Henriksson
Procrastination Embodied
Joined: Nov 24, 2008
Age: 17
Posts: 2495
Location: Sweden
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| Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:27 pm Post subject: |
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That avatar is seriously one of the most disturbing ones I've ever seen... 
Anyway, my position towards relationships is that they'll first start as friendships, and maybe they'll grow into a romantic one as bonds grow. No reason to go out of my way to search for a partner, one is not necessarily more happy in a relationship by default anyway.
EDIT: Is that you, Gatto?
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Sand
Phoenix
Joined: Sep 16, 2007
Posts: 6131
Location: Finland
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| Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:28 pm Post subject: |
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| I'm trying to figure out whether this thread is about politics, philosophy or religion. |
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Henriksson
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| Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Sand wrote: | | I'm trying to figure out whether this thread is about politics, philosophy or religion. |
If it's one of those felinists, I'd aim for either philosophy or religion. But then again, politics is everything.
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MissConstrue
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| Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:34 pm Post subject: |
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We seem to have a lot in common Furball.
My name is Bill, my mom diagnosed as soon as she rescued me from a homeless shelter. I was a bum then but I've changed since then and live in a luxurious motorhome. I'm 4 years old...hope that's not too old..... 
I have forest green eyes that dialate whenever I'm excited.
My body build is plump solid and I have what is called ring tail that curls to one side.
My hobbies include watching cats on youtube, posing for Cat Fancy, chasing my friend Bob around (heehee), and getting high off catnip...for recreational purposes of course..
I'd say I'm a Don Juan kind of a cat who strolls around the neighborhood by the time my mom's in bed looking for that special Tom. 
I'm looking for a mate who knows how to have a good time and is willing to let me have more than his fair share of kitty treats and food.
Maybe destiny awaits us both. 
Thankyou.
Bill
PS: Here's a good pic of my buff physique...
Yeah....I know I could lose a couple of pounds...
Here's my roomate Bob. I think he's confused at the moment... 
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pakled
"Bless his Heart"
Joined: Nov 13, 2007
Age: 52
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| Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:25 am Post subject: |
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| heh...I used to know the answer to the question about Trafalgar...no worries, I'm not gay (to which many gay people are quite releived... Used to have cats, back when I could afford them. Hope you find what you're looking for, but I'd suggest the Love and Dating, and/or Adult Discussion threads... |
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Henriksson
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Location: Sweden
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| MissConstrue wrote: | We seem to have a lot in common Furball.
My name is Bill, my mom diagnosed as soon as she rescued me from a homeless shelter. I was a bum then but I've changed since then and live in a luxurious motorhome. I'm 4 years old...hope that's not too old.....
I have forest green eyes that dialate whenever I'm excited.
My body build is plump solid and I have what is called ring tail that curls to one side.
My hobbies include watching cats on youtube, posing for Cat Fancy, chasing my friend Bob around (heehee), and getting high off catnip...for recreational purposes of course..
I'd say I'm a Don Juan kind of a cat who strolls around the neighborhood by the time my mom's in bed looking for that special Tom.
I'm looking for a mate who knows how to have a good time and is willing to let me have more than his fair share of kitty treats and food.
Maybe destiny awaits us both.
Thankyou.
Bill
PS: Here's a good pic of my buff physique...
Yeah....I know I could lose a couple of pounds...
Here's my roomate Bob. I think he's confused at the moment...
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But are you interested in 18th Century Naval Warfare? 
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MissConstrue
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| Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:49 am Post subject: |
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Ummm....yeah.......no. 
All I know how to do is eat and look beautiful. 
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AutisticFurball
Tufted Titmouse
Joined: Jul 03, 2009
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| Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:47 am Post subject: |
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| Bill you are a very beautiful young man! |
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claire333
Huh?
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| Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:49 am Post subject: |
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We know you are just using him to get to Bob. Bob obviously likes boats...
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activebutodd
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Joined: May 30, 2009
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| Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:01 am Post subject: |
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| Ha ha, cat people. If you're serious there's probably a thread in the love and dating section. Missconstrue, your kitties are huggable. |
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