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marin139
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Joined: Sep 11, 2009
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YMBAAI...
...you manage to impress a Mormon missionary with your knowledge of the LDS church.
...you, after having handed in your master's thesis, are told by your supervisor that it has brought you half-way to a PhD.
...you have trouble telling the difference between a date and an employment interview.
(All above are from real life.)
Also, hi. This is my first post. |
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DeaconBlues
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide - call me...
Joined: Apr 22, 2007
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Location: Earth, mostly
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| Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:07 pm Post subject: |
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| marin139 wrote: | YMBAAI...
...you have trouble telling the difference between a date and an employment interview. |
Well, generally, no matter how well you do at a job interview, there isn't even a hint that there might be sex later. Also, very few job interviews take place in nice restaurants after dark. 
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Chaia
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Joined: Oct 12, 2009
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| In my Jr High school cafeteria there were periodic "Eat in Silence" days as punishment for who the hell knows what. YMBAI if, at the end of one of those lunch periods, you come out of your fog and ask the nearest person, "Did we have an Eat in Silence Day today?" and she laughs and says that I never know when we have them. |
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Robert312
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Age: 47
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Location: Birmingham
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| You feel most of your spare time should be productive. Like working on a project (Writing, Computer Program, Web Site, Art, Math and such) or watching educational shows related to your interest, or reading books and magazines related to your interest or reading classics. |
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Laney2005
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Joined: Oct 28, 2009
Age: 26
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Location: Missouri
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| Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 6:46 pm Post subject: |
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| Chaia wrote: | | In my Jr High school cafeteria there were periodic "Eat in Silence" days as punishment for who the hell knows what. YMBAI if, at the end of one of those lunch periods, you come out of your fog and ask the nearest person, "Did we have an Eat in Silence Day today?" and she laughs and says that I never know when we have them. |
And going off of that, you might be an aspie if "Eat in Silence" days were always your favorite days in school. I know they were mine. The only one I had to try not to talk to out loud was myself (which was easier said [err, not said?] than done).
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asplanet
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Joined: Nov 11, 2007
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Location: Cyberspace, New Zealand
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If you do not fit into the majorities idealism of what a person should be like 
If you have a mind of your own , think outside the box, push boundaries.... 
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Squidward
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Joined: Aug 29, 2009
Age: 19
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Location: Adelaide, Australia
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| Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:00 am Post subject: |
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| Laney2005 wrote: | I think I've got a decent one, but it's longer than one sentence, so I feel almost wrong in posting it (it's not following the pattern, see), which is a sign already, but here...
On Tuesday my professor asked the class if any of us had ever made it about halfway through a sentence and stopped, realizing what we were saying was not appropriate. No hands were raised, as my classmates have to be beaten to share opinions. Or maybe they are perfect. I didn't raise my hand, either, but after a few seconds I looked at my prof and said, "I didn't raise my hand because I get all the way through the sentence". And frankly, I usually don't figure it out then. God bless blatent honesty and the inability to leave a question unanswered. |
Brilliant!
YMBAAI:
You can figure out what the word "scarnon" means.
You realise the concept of justice is a total fallacy.
People think you're a serial killer, and are then surprised to hear that you in fact care deeply about people.
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chaotik_lord
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Age: 25
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you think this is the best thing in the universe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch-R1aIM-C0
you worry about making such an absolute judgment as "best in the universe" without all possible data. |
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Audiophile
Snowy Owl
Joined: Nov 01, 2009
Age: 18
Posts: 159
Location: Northern Illinois
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You might be an Aspie if you can wire up a concert sound system, but don't remember to saw laundry loads even though you wrote it down, your mom told you three times, and you even told yourself out loud a few times to remember it. Mom LOVES my ability to do such things. 
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beejay
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Age: 29
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Location: Wilmington, North Carolina
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| Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:07 am Post subject: |
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| chaotik_lord wrote: | you think this is the best thing in the universe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch-R1aIM-C0
you worry about making such an absolute judgment as "best in the universe" without all possible data. |
I love Philip Glass, too.
You might be an Aspie if solitary confinement not only doesn't sound like that big of a deal, it would be the best way to serve a prison term to you.
You also might be an Aspie if you just realized that your life wouldn't be that different if you were in solitary confinement.
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ProfessorX
Nobody's Hero :(
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You might be an Aspie if, you go around using quotes and dialogue from movies in normal everyday conversation...
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elderwanda
Lemon Zing
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Age: 42
Posts: 1054
Location: San Francisco Bay Area
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| Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:59 pm Post subject: |
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| ProfessorX wrote: | | You might be an Aspie if, you go around using quotes and dialogue from movies in normal everyday conversation... |
Burma!! |
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Graelwyn
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| Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:28 pm Post subject: |
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| Ymbaa If you casually tell someone you hope you know as many facts as they do when you get to their age, and can't see anything offensive or rude in what you've said. |
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Robert312
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Age: 47
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Location: Birmingham
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| Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 7:29 am Post subject: |
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| When you were a child you got in an argument with your friend because he said that if something was printed in a book it was true, and you tried to convince him that books only have what is currently known and can even be opinion, but you couldn't convince him. |
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Psiri
Raven
Joined: Dec 14, 2008
Age: 29
Posts: 118
Location: Milton Keynes, UK
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| Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:50 am Post subject: |
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| chaotik_lord wrote: | you think this is the best thing in the universe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch-R1aIM-C0
you worry about making such an absolute judgment as "best in the universe" without all possible data. |
That was pretty cool.
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