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MrVulcan
Snowy Owl
Joined: Sep 20, 2009
Posts: 163
Location: Toronto, ON. Canada
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Granted. You just laid her off and replaced her with a guy from India.
(You really want a 41 year old lady who's almost 3 times your age??) http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/2008/02/18/Molly-Ringwald-Posters.jpg
I wish unions were illegal so they wouldn't try to hold our city hostage anymore with their stupid strikes... |
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Tach
Pileated woodpecker
Joined: Oct 31, 2009
Age: 19
Posts: 180
Location: Sol System
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Granted, your government decides to remove all workers rights in the process, forcing people to have 24-7 jobs, and not having any benefits, along with removing minimum wage all together. This effectively causes all people except the execs to be paid anywhere from 1-25 cents per hour. This in effect makes it impossible for the common man to survive and causes people to start dying in mass amounts. The bodies pile up to the point at which mass graves are needed to bury all the bodies.
I wish people didn't slam workers rights constantly...
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TallyMan
Ghost in the machine
Joined: Mar 31, 2008
Age: 149
Posts: 14469
Location: Everywhere, nowhere and everywhen
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| Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:57 pm Post subject: |
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Granted, people only slam them every 2nd Thursday of each month and the other days the workers are on unpaid leave due to no work being available.
I wish for more work! 
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MrVulcan
Snowy Owl
Joined: Sep 20, 2009
Posts: 163
Location: Toronto, ON. Canada
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| Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:56 pm Post subject: |
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Granted. You get twice as much work, but no more money.
I wish I had an android as smart as Commander Data. |
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TallyMan
Ghost in the machine
Joined: Mar 31, 2008
Age: 149
Posts: 14469
Location: Everywhere, nowhere and everywhen
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| Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 12:38 pm Post subject: |
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Granted, but he is smarter than you, so you become his pet.
I wish I never had any bills to pay.
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Thatmew
Team Rocket Scouter
Joined: Mar 07, 2008
Posts: 1802
Location: Goldenrod City, Johto
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| Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 1:19 pm Post subject: |
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Granted. You just have to pay the Duckbill Platypus Mafia from now on, and never refer to the charge as a bill.
I wish I had an inventory system to manage my possessions with. |
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MrVulcan
Snowy Owl
Joined: Sep 20, 2009
Posts: 163
Location: Toronto, ON. Canada
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| Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:38 am Post subject: |
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Granted. You use MS Access to keep track of your stuff, but then someone steals your computer and you didn't make any backups.
I wish my keyboard never got dirty. |
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mightyzebra
Phoenix
Joined: Aug 26, 2007
Posts: 972
Location: Somewhere not over the rainbow
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| Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:18 am Post subject: |
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Granted, but your monitor is splashed with grease every night while you are asleep. MWAHAHA.
I wish I could lose a stone in a finger-snap.
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TallyMan
Ghost in the machine
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Age: 149
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Location: Everywhere, nowhere and everywhen
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Granted, clicking your fingers causes a valuable stone to fall out of a ring on your finger and go down a grate.
I wish I had a diamond the size of a house brick.
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AnnePande
Phoenix
Joined: Jul 14, 2007
Age: 32
Posts: 857
Location: Aarhus, Denmark
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| Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:40 am Post subject: |
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Granted, but it will be fake.
I wish it wasn't so cold. |
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MrVulcan
Snowy Owl
Joined: Sep 20, 2009
Posts: 163
Location: Toronto, ON. Canada
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Granted. You get hired at my company and sweat all day long.
I wish it wasn't so hot (at work). |
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asar
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Joined: Nov 16, 2009
Posts: 1062
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Granted, your boss put in an air conditioner that it is so cold a meat locker would feel warm!
I wish I never had to work ever again. |
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MrVulcan
Snowy Owl
Joined: Sep 20, 2009
Posts: 163
Location: Toronto, ON. Canada
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Granted. You lose your arms & legs in an accident and go on disability insurance for the rest of your life.
I wish I knew where everybody went and why there's barely any posts here anymore. |
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Audiophile
Toucan
Joined: Nov 01, 2009
Age: 18
Posts: 294
Location: Northern Illinois
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| Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:14 am Post subject: |
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Granted, all the posts in here are now just spam.
I wish I didn't stand on my heels so hard that they hurt and cause my feet to swell.
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Zeek
Sea Gull
Joined: Nov 06, 2009
Age: 14
Posts: 232
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| Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 7:56 pm Post subject: |
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Granted, your feet shall be removed at your earliest convenience.
I wish that Santa still gvae me presents
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