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TheMachine1
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Joined: Jun 12, 2006
Posts: 9092
Location: 9099 will be my last post...what the hell 9011 will be.
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 Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:42 pm Post subject: Type A Dating Profile for your Dog |
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Name: Elmo
Sex: Male
Breed: Half chow , other half unknown
Born: My master mom found me on her job some where in Texas near a gas refiner.
Age: 3 I think.
Orentation: Hetro, I have in the past tried to make it with my master closest I got was dirty paw prints on his back. His nephew laughed his a$$ off when my master went back in his house.
Hobbies: I like to attack bees when they land on flowers, I like to take long walks but
my lazy master only does it when I act bad(so I'm trying to be bad)
Job: I'm an escape artist very few things can keep me in my yard.
Looking for: Looks do not matter I want any bit<h in heat out there. really I'm not
picky! |
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CockneyRebel
Sid The Love Rat :O)
Joined: Jul 18, 2004
Age: 33
Posts: 20712
Location: Out in the evening, with me two best Rat Mates, somewhere in Canada :O)
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Name: Chico
Sex: Male
Breed: Half Wheaten, half Poodle
Born: March, 27th 2003
Orientation: Hetrosexual
Hobbies: Going on long walks, eating, getting my chubby little Belly rubbed.
Job: Begger
Looking for: Female West Highland Terriers |
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Alternative
Ex-Member
Joined: Jun 30, 2006
Posts: 5610
Location: Gone To Live Life
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Name: Raffles
Sex: Female
Breed: Welsh border collie.
Born: December, 27th 1997
Orientation: ? Cannot have puppies though.
Hobbies: Being fussed, doing nothing (yes NOTHING) all day and at one point wants a walk.
Job: Retired.
Looking for: No one. Does not get along with any and every dog. Does not like it if another pet is in the house, as she is felt un-fussed and is incredibly selfish.
Additional Information: She's fat, sloppy, and dopey.
And no, I'm not joking. |
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anandamide
Phoenix
Joined: Feb 24, 2006
Posts: 700
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Name: Star
Sex: Female
Breed: Blue Heeler/Collie mix (Australian Cattle Dog)
Born: Quesnel, BC
Age: 8 years old.
Orientation: Asexual.
Hobbies: Catching flying bugs in mid-air and eating them. Swimming in local duck pond.
Job: I can smell when someone is a bad person and I bark at them until they go away. And I protect children. This has resulted in one unfortunate incident with a loutish boy who was being loud and aggressive in the park.
Bad habits: My problem with attacking grown men who insist on riding their bikes on the sidewalk like children do is almost gone away.
Looking for: A dog pal much smaller than me. I don't interact with dogs my own size very well. |
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likedcalico
Phoenix
Joined: Aug 27, 2006
Posts: 2520
Location: The Benny & Joon town (I wish)
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Name: Browny
Sex: Female
Breed: Half black lab and german shepard?
Born: around memorial day 2005
Age: 1
Orentation: Hetro
Hobbies: I like to run around and play with the other dogs that are at my owner's parents house
Job: I like to protect my owner from danger and I keep big animals away from her by chasing them away from her house
Looking for: Another black dog until my owner decided to get me spade. |
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