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PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 10:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The last saying that I took literally, is the saying, "No pain, no gain." I still take it literally, to this day.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 12:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MONIQUEIJ wrote:
a lot i post it later


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 12:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That it's very unusual for someone to name The Kinks, as their favourite group. That's what a student worker at my clubhouse told me, back in the Summer of 2000. I still believe that, to this day.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

arecibo_ wrote:
my dad: "robert's your mother's brother."
me: "my mother doesn't have any brothers."
my dad: "... bob's your uncle."
me: "... oh."
Laughing I just found that funny!
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whenever anyone asks me for a little of something..

Me: Do you want anything to drink?
Them: Oh, just a little water, thanks.
*Gives a tiny amount*

Me: How much laundry soap do I use?
Mom: Oh, just a little
*Puts in just enough to cover the bottom of the scoop*

How much is "a little"?
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 9:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aha.. and just now from a song for my sister's bday party. Lyrics are something like "applebottom jeans... fur-lined boots"
in my head looks like saggy mom-jeans with apple halves glued one to each buttcheek and pinetree branches in boots.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 9:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I took a piece of gum from my brother's room.

*looks at thread title* wait a tic...
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 7:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I took the plane yesterday Rolling Eyes Arrow
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 7:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I literally took my children to the movies today Rolling Eyes Arrow
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 9:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

on the radio yesterday they said
"thugs are increasingly useing fierce dogs, knives and bats as weapons",
and I thought "how do they train them?"
and then I realised they meant the sporting equipment bats not the flying animal lolz
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 10:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blindspot149 wrote:
I took the plane yesterday Rolling Eyes Arrow


Haha that sounds like it could be right up there with

"I thought I told you to take a bath!"
"Well it's too heavy for me to lift!"

And lotusblossom... that is exactly what I would do. I'd train them to carry the knives.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 6:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I literally took someone at their word when they said I had forgotten to clock in at work.. Embarassed
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 7:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

tinky wrote:
I took a piece of gum from my brother's room.

*looks at thread title* wait a tic...



BaaHaaaa!!! lmao Feel like you were being watched?
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 10:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My father had been stuck in traffic, and when he came in and I asked why, he said, "They decided to have a bonfire in the middle of the freeway. They were roasting marshmellows."

And me, being me, replied, "Really?" not questioning him, but questioning their stupidity.

Then he informed me that no, a camper caught fire and burned.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 10:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sheep Go To Heaven, Goats Go To Hell. Do you think I'm a sheep, or a goat? I hope I'm not going to Hell, when I die.
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