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Who are worst singers who are famous and not some person doing karaoke?
As some of you may know, I like some technically very bad singers. However, I can't think about anything I like about Dave Davies's (from The Kinks) voice, apart from it's nice to hear someone other than Ray Davies singing on a Kinks track. 
I'm generally very tolerant of bad singing.
Joss Stone's voice really annoys me. I think I'll go with her as my least favourite voice.
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| Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 6:19 pm Post subject: Re: S***tiest singing voices |
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| puddingmouse wrote: | | Joss Stone's voice really annoys me. I think I'll go with her as my least favourite voice. |
Yes, and I used to enjoy the work of Raphael Saadiq
I can't think of any, but they abound, especially in popular music.
My least favourite voice is autotune
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| Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 6:24 pm Post subject: Re: S***tiest singing voices |
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| Moog wrote: |
My least favourite voice is autotune |
Out of tune is preferable to autotune. Give me a whole choir composed of Dave Davies clones rather than autotune.
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akon
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| OneStepBeyond wrote: | akon
seriously wtf |
Oh my non-existent God, yes!
He reinvents whiny.
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| OneStepBeyond wrote: | akon
seriously wtf |
He uses the same quality of singing voice as a bored kid working the KFC drive through uses
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| OneStepBeyond wrote: | akon
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You have not heard his real voice it much worse and lil wayne's is horrible too |
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Kesha.
Screaming singers.
Prepubescent singers.
My own voice. |
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Bette Midler has always annoyed me. She just seems to shout louder as she goes up the scale. I don't understand why she is so rated.
Celine Dion. Argh.
James Blunt. Erk.
Michael Bolton. Meh.
John Barrowman. Great actor. Dire singer/entertainer.
Barry Manilow also can't sing. I mean listen to one of his albums (I have, repeatedly, at work). He actually has a bad voice.
Actually I seem to be picking people who sing ballads, or even worse POWER ballads. So maybe I just have a thing against those. Yup. |
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| Jonsi wrote: | Kesha.
Screaming singers.
Prepubescent singers.
My own voice. |
Pete Townshend as a singer...yay or nay?
I go with nay.
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| Henbane wrote: | | Bette Midler has always annoyed me. She just seems to shout louder as she goes up the scale. I don't understand why she is so rated. |
Makes me think of how I feel about Shirley Bassey. Not exactly a shouter, but she seems to be incapable of singing at any other dynamic level other than bombastic
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| Henbane wrote: | Bette Midler has always annoyed me. She just seems to shout louder as she goes up the scale. I don't understand why she is so rated.
Celine Dion. Argh.
James Blunt. Erk.
Michael Bolton. Meh.
John Barrowman. Great actor. Dire singer/entertainer.
Barry Manilow also can't sing. I mean listen to one of his albums (I have, repeatedly, at work). He actually has a bad voice.
Actually I seem to be picking people who sing ballads, or even worse POWER ballads. So maybe I just have a thing against those. Yup. |
I like Barry Manilow's voice. Yes, I have listened to one of his albums because my (deaf) aunt would always play it in her car; she thought her passengers would like to hear music (being indifferent to what it was, herself). I ended up hearing that album a lot and quite enjoyed it, but that could just be nostalgia talking. I agree he's not a great singer.
James Blunt is universally accepted as annoying.
I think the correct response to Celine Dion is more like...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGH!
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Oh, Liza Minelli
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| Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 7:04 pm Post subject: Re: S***tiest singing voices |
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| puddingmouse wrote: | | Who are worst singers who are famous and not some person doing karaoke? |
Richard Harris. I like him as an actor... well, okay, I like him as Rafer Janders, but MacArthur Park is a crime against music.
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| Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 7:10 pm Post subject: Re: S***tiest singing voices |
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| Ambivalence wrote: | | puddingmouse wrote: | | Who are worst singers who are famous and not some person doing karaoke? |
Richard Harris. I like him as an actor... well, okay, I like him as Rafer Janders, but MacArthur Park is a crime against music. |
He can't even sing the title of the song 
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