"I woke up this morning, stared out of my window and you would not believe the sight I saw."
"What did you see?"
"I saw a little girl, just right next door, dragging a dead old lady and feeding her into a wood chipper."
"Oh, that's just lady Bartlebee."
"What do you mean? That's nothing special?"
"No, no don't misunderstand me, Lady Bartlebee is someone very special." He continued
"You see, Lady Bartlebee grows her entire life within a span of a day. By 9 AM she's already about 10 years old, by noon she's 24, by six o'clock she's well in her forties. Around 10'oclock at night she starts getting pregnant, and at exactly 12 midnight she simultaneously dies while giving birth to herself. She has to wake up and do something with her old body, so she feeds it into a wood chipper and uses the gunk for her garden. It's a very potent fertilizer."
05 Aug 2011, 3:46 pm
