Post 393705 - Lightbulb joke (FUNNY ASPERGER'S JOKE I MADE UP!)

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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:12 pm Post subject: FUNNY ASPERGER'S JOKE I MADE UP!

Q: How many people with asperger's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One of them to screw in the lightbulb. And the other one to read all about lightbulbs, collect lightbulbs, and talk about different lightbulb facts nonstop! I figured it is ok to make fun of myself every now and then. No, I don't have any fixation on lightbulbs... _________________ X

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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:17 pm Post subject:

Humour is a great way to view life - It allows a person to see the 'truth' of themselves while actually accepting it. Hey, you can be bitter or happy - I will say that people tend to jump on bitterness more then they do on 'happy.'

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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:17 pm Post subject:

That's funny.

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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:17 pm Post subject:

In a strange way that made me laugh like a girl

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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:18 pm Post subject:

I like that!

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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:20 pm Post subject:

A. One. More than that's just too confusing. _________________ "The cordial quality of pear or plum Rises as gladly in the single tree As in the whole orchards resonant with bees." - Emerson

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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:21 pm Post subject:

I heard a similar joke regarding each Christian denomination. The entry for Lutherans was "none because Lutherans are afraid of change". Tim _________________ <<<=== This is not the devil, this is the Red Guy from Cow and Chicken.

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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:47 pm Post subject:

One. First he'll read as many books about lightbulbs as his local library has available, if they aren't sufficient he'll use the library computer to order more, then he'll double-check how to change one on the internet, preferably on Wikipedia. After correcting any spelling and grammar mistakes on Wikipedia's 'lightbulb' entry, he'll change the bulb. Having done that, he'll read any other lightbulb books he can get, continue to research, and will start collecting lightbulbs, while talking about them to anyone who stands still for long enough. Alternative answer: One, but if there are more aspies than that in the room, they'll stand about awkwardly for a while before holding a committee about who should change it. _________________ shadexiii says, 'Don't drink the kool-aid.'

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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:52 pm Post subject:

"Alternative answer: One, but if there are more aspies than that in the room, they'll stand about awkwardly for a while before holding a committee about who should change it." This answer could also apply to the question: How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:57 pm Post subject:

haha, so true. _________________ One minute was enough, Tyler said, a person had to work hard for it, but a minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection.-Fight Club

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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 8:14 pm Post subject:

http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=21655&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight= I WIN!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 8:19 pm Post subject:

lowfreq50 wrote:

http://www.wrongplanet.net/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=21655&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=

I WIN!!!!!!!!!! Very Happy

DAMMIT! I THOUGHT I WAS BEING ORIGINAL. AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 8:30 pm Post subject: Lightbulb joke

Q: How many people with Asperger's does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. We make the neurotypicals do it. ... or.... Q: How many people with Asperger's does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. We don't need to change any lightbulb. We are the lightbulb.

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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 9:28 pm Post subject:

Good one! How many cats does it take to change a lightbulb? None. That is a task they delegate to their humans,