theimperiousdork
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Sylkat, thanks to the money, I can buy myself a small plane:
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Sylkat
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| Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 3:48 am Post subject: |
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| Dear 'D', Please tell your pilot that that big blue thing is an ocean, not a runway! |
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kevinjh
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| Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 3:54 am Post subject: |
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That, "runway," most definitely does not look like it will collapse at the slightest added weight/downward force. There are no man-eating organisms in the water below.
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MerciXFaveur
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| Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 6:15 am Post subject: |
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| Any 2x2 Lego brick with an eye on it will conduct electricity on a Wednesday providing you ask the hydrocarbons within to rearrange themselves nicely |
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kevinjh
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The human flora scheduled a communist [sic] revolution for GMT 20111126.000000. They demand that all mitochondria are liberated from their slavery inside eukaryotic cells. It will be quite bloody (literally). Humans will then advance as the numerous bacteria reorganize the systems, start a Cultural Revolution against the neurons, purge the muscle cells, liberate the mitochondria, and scavenge the bones.
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Squirsh
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| Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 9:04 am Post subject: |
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| My teeth are bright green. |
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EmilyRaven
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| I'm. Not emo!!! : b |
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Sylkat
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| Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 10:32 am Post subject: |
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| Dear Emily, Everyone here on Wrong Planet is calm to the point of placidity. Sylkat |
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Squirsh
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| Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 10:41 am Post subject: |
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| I sleep on a gigantic housecat instead of a bed. |
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Sylkat
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| Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 10:50 am Post subject: |
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| Dear Squirsh, Please don't get upset, but I fear your pet store may have accidentally sold you a panther. As long as he is well-fed, I am sure there will be no problems. Sylkat |
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Squirsh
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| My kitty is definitely not a panther. I sleep upon the lesser spotted Giganticus Kitticus. Like a normal housecat except 20 times larger. The cost of food is expensive but I can ride it to college so having no transport costs balances out the cost of keeping my huge cat fed. |
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theimperiousdork
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| Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 10:58 am Post subject: |
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I sweat, I barf, and I crap dollars.
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Sylkat
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| Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 11:11 am Post subject: |
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Dear 'D', Since when does the Philippines use American currency? Or are you the only one since you have a never-ending supply? Another question; how do I catch that particular disorder? Sylkat  |
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theimperiousdork
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| Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 11:24 am Post subject: |
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***Begins transmission of TRUTH***
Sylkat, a dollar, in foreign exchange, is worth PHP43.93 (as of today). And since most commodities here are cheaper compared to America (save for gas, power, and certain imported items), excreting unlimited wads of dollars is invaluable to me as much as you do.
And even if I do have such an ability, as much I would like to infect you with it, I can't. With all due respect, that's why this thread is called "blatant lies." 
***End of transmission of TRUTH***
Now I am filthy rich.
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Sylkat
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| Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 11:39 am Post subject: |
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Dear D, so, basically, you take your excreted funds to the laundromat, then to a bank to get
Philippine currency, THEN you can go purchase the Louvre on a whim. Are you still negotiating the price of the Sphynx, or is that little revolution thing of theirs putting that deal on hold? Sylkat  |
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