Who_Am_I almost human


Joined: Aug 28, 2005 Age: 29 Posts: 10532 Location: My body is in Brisbane and my mind is in the gutter. :D
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Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 11:31 pm Post subject: |
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Dear you,
After the way you've treated my friend: if you ever come near him again, I will knock all your teeth out.
That is a promise.
- Me
PS: I'd tell you to let the zombies eat you, but I wouldn't inflict that on the poor innocent undead. _________________ Music Theory 101: Cadences.
Authentic cadence: V-I
Plagal cadence: IV-I
Deceptive cadence: V- ANYTHING BUT I !!!!
Beethoven cadence: V-I-V-I-V-V-V-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I! I! I! I I I |
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blue_bean Buy me a Pony!


Joined: Apr 14, 2006 Age: 29 Posts: 8231 Location: sailing the accountancy
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 3:03 am Post subject: |
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My turn....
Dear You,
This is all very confusing to say the least. After everything you did to get your way, after every f**** up f***ing thing you did to get him to be with you forever and to get him to give you everything he could, and you just ended up tossing your "prize" in the trash?? Not that I'm sad you're gone, but you should have lived up to your choice, accepted your "prize's" flaws and stayed with him forever. Life with an autistic man was the life you chose and ill got. You were supposed to suffer your prize for eternity. If he was f***ing worthless to you why did you fight to begin with? Were you just that bored and wanted some emotional toy for a while? Why? Why were you so obsessed with him AT ALL when you KNEW his functioning level would be incompatible with your selfish high expectations? Quite frankly I would have thought you would have had your visa by now and doing everything to poison his family life. Oh wait, you can't get one due to that DX you claim to have. Thank f***ing GOD the world works right sometimes.
For a religious person you have not a f***ing crumb of moral fibre whatsoever. I bet there are only two categories in your mind in which people fall under: People you can exploit for personal gain (him for example), and people who you consider a waste of energy and oxygen (his friends for example). Good luck with your "normal" guy. Here's hoping he's too normal and sees through your bullshit which you will inevitably repeat time and time again.
Me
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blue_bean Buy me a Pony!


Joined: Apr 14, 2006 Age: 29 Posts: 8231 Location: sailing the accountancy
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 3:06 am Post subject: |
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Dear you,
Don't think I'm defending you and trying to get back onside. I'm just waiting till you're standing on your feet again (I know what it's like to get kicked while down). Then I'll be having words with you.
Me |
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Dillogic you know how it goes


Joined: Nov 25, 2011 Posts: 3328
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 8:28 am Post subject: |
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To you,
I wouldn't expect you to after how you felt from me back then, how I treated my friends back during another then; I don't deserve defense from any of my friends, whether lost or endured friendships. You need not bother yourself with me (I don't know why you'd want to), and I know the words well enough; my conscience has never let me forget them. Anyway, I saw that you moved into your own place; I wish you well. I also saw that you have a kitty of your own: may you two live happily there. O, I hope the little human relative is well. My sister is having another, after..., that third one (they have numbers now); she's totally picking up the slack.
To you know who,
I've said all I've wanted to say to you; whether you read anything or not, whether you're in bliss and soon forget me and the cloud of asocial I suffocated you with (I know you won't forget me), you...know it, no matter how much I say I wish you knew it. I hope you're happy above all, and I hope you stay that way till the end. You need not worry about me, as I'd rather be the one bleeding. These are the last words I'll ever mend to you; I couldn't make you happy [all the time], I do want you to be that, and I know the other 99% of people would provide more happiness to you than me (no self-depreciation, just the truth. Rain Man Dan).
Later, love. |
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spongy ...


Joined: Jul 18, 2010 Age: 22 Posts: 7409 Location: Patiently waiting for the seventh wave
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 8:57 am Post subject: |
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Dear you:
I invited you to a small gathering at my place and I made it clear that its going to be a small gathering.
Did you need to invite some people you barely know without asking me?
Also if you knew that this people and I had some issues why are you inviting them to my place?.
Did you need to ruin the meal by inviting them along if you know they've been avoiding me for months and I just want to pretend thats in the past?.
Meh I'll probably end up calling things off because exams/schedule issues or something.
Me |
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9512 Yellow-bellied Woodpecker


Joined: Oct 27, 2011 Posts: 71
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 11:23 am Post subject: |
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Dear A-hole co worker from McD's,
I ain't your boy. I understand French just fine. Quit being so petty about the most insignificant things. Quit staring me down like some alpha male showdown. I am not down with homoerotic moments. You reek of BO and you don't facking know it. You seriously suck. I reserve the right to be a quiet person and I don't have conform to your lame group of friends.
I ain't down with being called a Frenchman. I will renounce my French Citizenship once I will live in the US.
Signed,
The Chinese American |
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Who_Am_I almost human


Joined: Aug 28, 2005 Age: 29 Posts: 10532 Location: My body is in Brisbane and my mind is in the gutter. :D
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 12:03 pm Post subject: |
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Dear You,
I don't know if I remember that I said to you once that despite his disabilities, I'd rather have Rain Man as a friend than his more capable brother?
I still stand by that.
- Me _________________ Music Theory 101: Cadences.
Authentic cadence: V-I
Plagal cadence: IV-I
Deceptive cadence: V- ANYTHING BUT I !!!!
Beethoven cadence: V-I-V-I-V-V-V-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I! I! I! I I I |
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OneStepBeyond Phoenix


Joined: Jun 20, 2010 Posts: 11309
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 12:56 pm Post subject: |
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dear you lot
i'm sick of hearing about your sodding ridiculousness
never in my life...
dear my face
be cool dude, be cool |
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chrissyrun True love is rare, don't envy an illusion


Joined: Oct 24, 2010 Age: 20 Posts: 13788 Location: Hell :)
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 1:59 pm Post subject: |
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| OneStepBeyond wrote: | dear you lot
i'm sick of hearing about your sodding ridiculousness
never in my life...
dear my face
be cool dude, be cool |
Dear OSB,
We all have problems, can you respect ours please, since this is a thread to send letters that we might not want to send...and since most people wouldn't mind sending a positive letter...they are most likely to be negative in nature?
sincerely, everyone who wants to pour their heart out here and not be judged  _________________ Go die in a ditch if you're a b*tch, if you're a jerk, go to work, if you're just mean, flee the scene, and if you're rude, go ahead and intrude because you're probably just like me. |
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OneStepBeyond Phoenix


Joined: Jun 20, 2010 Posts: 11309
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 2:07 pm Post subject: |
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| chrissyrun wrote: | | OneStepBeyond wrote: | dear you lot
i'm sick of hearing about your sodding ridiculousness
never in my life...
dear my face
be cool dude, be cool |
Dear OSB,
We all have problems, can you respect ours please, since this is a thread to send letters that we might not want to send...and since most people wouldn't mind sending a positive letter...they are most likely to be negative in nature?
sincerely, everyone who wants to pour their heart out here and not be judged  |
er how do you know who i was talking to
love osb |
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blitzkrieg Phoenix

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Joined: Jun 09, 2011 Posts: 3231
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 2:15 pm Post subject: |
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| Even if you had in mind a small group of people, you still used the words 'you lot', which could easily be taken as everyone or anyone on the forum. |
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OneStepBeyond Phoenix


Joined: Jun 20, 2010 Posts: 11309
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 2:19 pm Post subject: |
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| blitzkrieg wrote: | | Even if you had in mind a small group of people, you still used the words 'you lot', which could easily be taken as everyone or anyone on the forum. |
people often use the word 'you' does that mean i should take it as me
leave my letter alone |
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emlion Phoenix

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Joined: Sep 03, 2010 Posts: 17641
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 2:20 pm Post subject: |
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dear lovelies;
stop taking offense at things which are not meant to be offensive. |
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blitzkrieg Phoenix

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Joined: Jun 09, 2011 Posts: 3231
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 2:21 pm Post subject: |
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| OneStepBeyond wrote: | people often use the word 'you' does that mean i should take it as me
leave my letter alone |
But your letter was meant as a standalone left open to interpretation. If a person addresses another as 'you' it's usually obvious who they are referring to given the context.
| Emlion wrote: | dear lovelies;
stop taking offense at things which are not meant to be offensive. |
I personally didn't take offense. Just echoing Chrissy's sentiment. |
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OneStepBeyond Phoenix


Joined: Jun 20, 2010 Posts: 11309
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 2:23 pm Post subject: |
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| blitzkrieg wrote: | | But your letter was meant as a standalone left open to interpretation. If a person addresses another as 'you' it's usually obvious who they are referring to given the context. |
wtf?
'you' is obvious but 'you lot' is open to interpretation?
move along. |
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