bucephalus
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| dancinonwater wrote: | | I love to laugh at myself... Having Asperger's may make people laugh, but atleast i can make people happy! |
haha. don't know whether what you said was meant to be a joke or dry remark on society but it made me laugh.
How many aspies does it take to change a lightbulb?
About as many as it takes to make up a good joke on the spot, i.e., seven more than me:
- One to establish the fitting and voltage,
- one to compile a report investigating the pros and cons of 60 watt and 100 watt units,
- One to arrange the formatting of the report with nice little bullet points
- one to prepare the route to the hardware shop twenty-four hours in advance,
- one to melt down in B&Q and return empty-handed,
- one to design and construct a bran new bulb,
- one to hoard the burnt out bulbs and,
- oh sh**, one to make sure the light switch is in the off position
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Phonic
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!!!??
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Location: The graveyard of discarded toy soldiers.
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| Veronica wrote: | "Alternative answer: One, but if there are more aspies than that in the room, they'll stand about awkwardly for a while before holding a committee about who should change it."
This answer could also apply to the question:
How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb? |
i notice your avatar, *salute comrade*
How many aspergers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None- theres no need, there's a lightbulb above our heads all the time.
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pascalflower
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Q: How many people with asperger's syndrome does it take to change a light bulb?
A: (5)
One to notice that things look very dark.
Another to notice the bulb.
Another to change the bulb.
Another to notice that there's light again, and finally,
the 5th Aspie noticed that the 4 other Aspies had been in the room the whole time - hadn't noticed them before. |
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SammichEater
Now 30% Cooler
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| Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 1:16 am Post subject: |
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| None. The aspie will just take off his/her sunglasses. |
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jackmt
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Posts: 111
Location: Missoula, MT
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| Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 2:10 am Post subject: Re: Aspergers joke I came up with last night. |
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| ShiwanKhan wrote: | Q: How many people with aspergers syndrome does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97, 101... |
Is this your final answer or your primary one? |
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jamieevren1210
Sherlock Holmes has Asperger's hands down
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Age: 16
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Location: Taipei, Taiwan
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| Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 5:16 am Post subject: Re: Lightbulb joke |
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| Voxsolemnis wrote: | Q: How many people with Asperger's does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. We make the neurotypicals do it.
... or....
Q: How many people with Asperger's does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. We don't need to change any lightbulb. We are the lightbulb. |
Haha lol |
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ediself
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Joe90
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| Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 8:12 am Post subject: |
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I'm sure I made up one like that before.
But it's still good.
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dogslife
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| Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:56 am Post subject: |
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Knock Knock.
"Sh*t, someone's at the door? Oh god. Oh god." |
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Joe90
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| Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 12:03 pm Post subject: |
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| dogslife wrote: | Knock Knock.
"Sh*t, someone's at the door? Oh god. Oh god." |
 +100!
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SyphonFilter
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| Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 12:15 pm Post subject: |
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| dogslife wrote: | Knock Knock.
"Sh*t, someone's at the door? Oh god. Oh god." |
"What the f**k do I do? C'mon, breathe, breathe, think, think..." |
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b9
whatever..
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| Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 12:26 pm Post subject: Re: FUNNY ASPERGER'S JOKE I MADE UP! |
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| history_of_psychiatry wrote: | | Q: How many people with asperger's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? |
no one can screw in a light bulb because there are no light bulbs big enough to screw in.
i can not fit inside any light bulb, and nor can anyone who i wish to make love with fit inside a light bulb, so i can not screw in a light bulb (as if i would want to anyway). |
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ediself
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| Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 12:39 pm Post subject: Re: FUNNY ASPERGER'S JOKE I MADE UP! |
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| b9 wrote: | | history_of_psychiatry wrote: | | Q: How many people with asperger's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? |
no one can screw in a light bulb because there are no light bulbs big enough to screw in.
i can not fit inside any light bulb, and nor can anyone who i wish to make love with fit inside a light bulb, so i can not screw in a light bulb (as if i would want to anyway). |
Lol that's a good one: let's make it a joke.
Q: How many people with asperger's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Just a couple , but they'd have to be really tiny!
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TellEmSteveDave
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how many methodists does it take to change a lightbulb?
two! one to change the lightbulb and another to admire the puritan simplicity of a white light! |
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Magnus_Rex
A Superman in a Kryptonite World
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If I were in that room, I would talk nonstop about how Thomas Edison was not the real inventor of the light bulb (about half a dozen of inventors made it before EDIson, and he probably stole the idea from Heinrich Göbel and Joseph Swan), and how he was a greedy thief who could only steal other people's creations and how I think he should have died in a very slow and painful way because of how he treated Nikola Tesla. Preferably, by my own hands.
I would eventually screw in the light bulb. |
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