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Bombaloo
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 6:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MakaylaTheAspie wrote:
My nephew is a NT, and I'm a teenage girl with AS, but sometimes it seems the other way around (as in my nephew has AS and I'm the NT). I made him a ham sandwich, and he wanted a peanut butter and jelly. So he said I was "being abusive" to him and stood outside in the pouring rain until I dragged him inside.

He does have ADHD though, so he can be pretty impulsive.

Sounds like he was trying to torture the babysitter Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 11:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bombaloo wrote:
MakaylaTheAspie wrote:
My nephew is a NT, and I'm a teenage girl with AS, but sometimes it seems the other way around (as in my nephew has AS and I'm the NT). I made him a ham sandwich, and he wanted a peanut butter and jelly. So he said I was "being abusive" to him and stood outside in the pouring rain until I dragged him inside.

He does have ADHD though, so he can be pretty impulsive.

Sounds like he was trying to torture the babysitter Smile


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 5:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My son is called Talon - I love calling him by 'affectionate names', and the other day, I called him 'The Talonator' (just came out of nowhere) and he looked at me and asked me why I called him that, I said that's your new name Wink and he smiled so I assumed to he realised that I was just teasing but walked up to his bedroom door and looked at his name plate..spelled it out..T A L O N..and said, no mum, see, my name is still Talon Laughing clever cloggs
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 11:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My 4 yr old daughter was trying to say something to me and couldnt get the words out.. So I said with out thinking spit it out! And of course she she looked at me and then spit!!!
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 7:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

my 6 year old son calls nipples "nickel's". We don't correct him because for some reason he talks about nipples often and it's way better for him to be saying Nickels while sitting in a resturant. Wink
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 4:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"If you see a ghost you should freeze like a statue painted in color" because of course you can't be like a real statue since you are, in fact, in color.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was explaining to my daughter that we could have a mama / daughter night out whenever she wanted and I told her to "just say the word and we will do it". After a while she asked "what is the word?"
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 2:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My 3.5 year old niece isn't autistic but she says some funny stuff. Her latest was a conversation over lunch. She said the word poop at the table which she is not allowed to do. She was told not to say the word again but she did. She was told she had to leave the table. She stopped at the kitchen counter, turned around, put her hand on her hip and said "I am so misunderstood around here."
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 3:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We were going with school to the swimming pool.

I was on the high springboard a teacher was in front of me and my teacher behind me. My teacher asked me if i didnt need floaters.

I proudly said nope hes going before me (pointing at the teacher in front of me) and he has a floatertummy like my dad. And my dad says that if im around him i dont need floaters too, that 1 pair of floaters around is enough.

Teacher in front of me never has spoken a kind word to me again Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 1:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My sister has ASD and randomly picks up phrases and words. We were in the car and went over a some pretty rocky bumps when she exclaimed "Bloody Hell!" loudly, in my dads accent. We nearly cried laughing.

We sort of encouraged this one but everytime we say "autism" to her she replies "sucks" Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2012 5:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

For a couple of months, my daughter became resistant to taking a bath or shower. It was out of the blue as she had always loved baths before. She has a few sensory issues and so, I thought it was because it was the winter cold she was avoiding. I did everything to keep her cozy and she still refused. Finally, I made her tell me why she didn't want to take a bath...lol

She said " Grammy told me that wherever I am, Jesus is watching me and I don't want Jesus to see me naked"...lol
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 5:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you have a double chin?

ahem... it was to a slightly chubby person but I thought it meant like the dimple you get in your chin.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 6:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I bought some new hand soap called "coconut and warm ginger".

After coming out of the bathrom my daughter asks "Where did you get that hot soap?"
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 7:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

when at a friends house, the boy said he was making a paper airplane for my son to play with and my son wanted to keep it but the boy didnt want to give it up.

DS: "you are the worst freind I ever had!"

to the same boy who told my son he cant have the paper airplane casue HE needs it, my DS stated, "no, you dont NEED it, you WANT it". this is after our social studies unit on wants and needs.

When the boy decided to give him the airplane, DS: "ok, now you arent the worst freind I ever had!"

KIDS!!!!
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 6:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have one really embarrassing moment thanks to my lovely very honest daughters.

My parents had their friend round and at the time she was looking after my children for the day. My daughter (who is a huge Peppa Pig fan) kept on looking him up and down, and my mum was praying silently hoping she wouldn't say anything. (This friend was how can I put it, on the larger side of life..with a rather round belly.) As he was getting off the couch my daughter went up to him looked at his stomach and said in a loud voice.

"You have got a belly just like Daddy Pig!"

Poor bloke laughed nervously and said in a quiet voice, "yes I have been trying to lose a little weight" Embarassed
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