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 Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:03 pm Post subject: The Potential band Names Thread. |
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Here is a list of Potential band names that will never be used by me because I have no musical talent. It's just a pointless fantasy.
The Possibly Drunken Poets
The Dead Revolutionaries
Idiot's Revolt
Bull Shiitake
My Utopian Dream
Spontaneous combustion
The bunghole climbers
The junkie prostitutes
Anxiety attack Nightmares
Heroine kills
Folk Off
Do you have any potential band names to add?
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Prism
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| Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 9:32 pm Post subject: |
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Aww, I'm sure you have some hidden musical talent. You just need to search for it. My belief is everyone has their own hidden musical talent, because music is life expressed through instruments.
My names are kind of insipid:
Parasites of Paradise.
New Trauma.
Rhapsody of Misfortune.
Cuesome.
Mirror Hearts.
Just some off the top of my head. I can make more based on knowing a particular band's themes.
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AnnettaMarie
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| Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 11:43 pm Post subject: |
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Yes! I have a ton ten in a notebook, let me go get it!
Okay.
10. The Four Square Blues Group
9. Montana Tan
8. The Bedwetters
7. Mother's Sour Retribution
6. Gourd Radiation
5. Swimming Plane, Flying Ship
4. Bold Gum Babies
3. The Strokin' Hearts
2. Mock Attack
1. Fable in the Cradle
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the crisco cruisers- the procto prongers- the demented dilators- the sphincter stretchers- the golighty gapers- the randy ruggae rangers- the sigmoid scouts- the spelunking spurters- the sigmoid scrubbers- the rubber drubbers- the gas passers- the wallbangers- the shooting spunkers - the plug plungers- the rammer crammers- the phantasmic fornices- the bearded clamatoes- the lascivious levitators.
blame the dead kennedys.
btw, there already was a group called "the four skins." |
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Bun
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| Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 2:54 am Post subject: |
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Some names I've never used:
Sunburnt Bastards
Monsterdam (Monsterdam even had a logo, I could re-create it)
Stimpunk
Obsessive Sad Seers (name of a fictional futuristic-fantasy band I've created)
Jehoshaphat
The Chia Pets |
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Unspecified
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My dad just had an... uh ... "incident", and at the hospital they screened him for what they called a "Cerebral Insult". I take it is some form of stroke (it wasn't, they decided he had some form of epilepsy instead. F**k old age.)
There. That's my band name.
Cerebral Insult. |
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OliveOilMom
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Occasion of Sin
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Magdalena
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| Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 12:33 pm Post subject: |
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Whenever I'm looking for a new band name, I usually go here:
http://www.leonatkinson.com/random/index.php?SCREEN=band
When I first started going to that page, I was getting hilarious results. Now I get average results.
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TheFerretHadToGo
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Great names everybody. Hillarious.
I´d like to see something in the line of men who want to show their soft side, like:
The Weeping Men
Boys Who Play With Dolls
BTW i was in a psych/prog band ten years ago that never got a name because we couldn´t agree on one. I made a long list of names, here´s two of the "better" ones:
Folk Songs In Space
Humans Burn Well |
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the vas deferens
the islets of langerhans
the duo-denums
the acid blockers
the mucoidals |
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The bastard son's of Bob Dylan
Hell's freezing
The cannibals union
We shall inherit the nation
The Bastardos
Intentional genocide
The war within the mind
The dead Gods
The last man alive
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blame the dead kennedys.
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I have the Jello Biafra Spoken Word Album with Names for Bands on it ("Normally, this would be the job of the band itself, but here we are, brought up by television to be spectators..."). Awesome.
Ends with the album "Lest We Forget" by 6 million Jews.  |
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auntblabby
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| Unspecified wrote: | | auntblabby wrote: |
blame the dead kennedys.
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I have the Jello Biafra Spoken Word Album with Names for Bands on it ("Normally, this would be the job of the band itself, but here we are, brought up by television to be spectators..."). Awesome.
Ends with the album "Lest We Forget" by 6 million Jews. |
there is a west texas group called "kinky friedman and his texas jewboys." |
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