Frozec
Emu Egg
Joined: Mar 04, 2012
Posts: 5
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Dear God:
Just what on earth is going on down here?
-Froz
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"I promise, that one day, everything's going to be better for you."
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smudge
Your worst nightmare
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Joined: Sep 07, 2006
Age: 25
Posts: 2117
Location: London
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| Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:54 am Post subject: |
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To you (no-one from here),
Why are you deliberately trying to make me feel bad? I've done nothing to you. I'm new to this forum and I have every right to ask questions - it's a support forum. You are so incredibly petty, nit-picking on everything I'm saying. Oh, so there's certain rules that apply to "hijack" a thread? Posting a list of my own questions as if it's a bad thing? F*ck you. Leave me alone. I don't think I've ever met such a d1ckhead for a forum moderator,
smudge. |
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smudge
Your worst nightmare
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Joined: Sep 07, 2006
Age: 25
Posts: 2117
Location: London
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| Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 12:25 pm Post subject: |
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^ Oh, look! A terrible review of your book has just been written! One that completely takes your theory apart and makes it laughable.  Got you back!  |
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icyfire4w5
Phoenix
Joined: Sep 10, 2011
Posts: 568
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 12:28 am Post subject: |
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Dear __________,
If I remember correctly, you have always been so chummy with the media that I would like to bestow the title of "Media Darling of the Year" upon you. I spot you 99% of the time I flip the newspapers open. The media lap up every word you say as though they are pearls of wisdom. Even when you whine that your air-con doesn't always work properly, the media publicizes your whining for all to read. I hate the way you roll your eyes at me and coo, "You jelly?" I hate the way people go "oooh" and "aaah" whenever the media announces that once again, you have added something to your long list of accomplishments. I hate the way you proclaim that you have already been so good that you don't even need to dress up to make yourself seem good. My dear, nothing good lasts forever, though. When the media exposed several of your Facebook posts, various religious groups wondered whether arrogance or ignorance had driven you to insult them. I thought that you would learn your lesson, but how wrong I was. You continued to shoot your mouth off on Facebook as if nothing had ever happened. When I read in the news that you complained on Facebook that "dogs outnumber humans in society", I was pleasantly surprised that your sense of humor was as wicked as mine, but many of those who used to fawn upon you all the time complained that such a post offended them. Moral of the story? The media isn't always your friend. |
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smudge
Your worst nightmare
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Joined: Sep 07, 2006
Age: 25
Posts: 2117
Location: London
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To you,
How were my questions about eye stretches, on a topic about eye stretches - off topic??
"Not a long list of you initial problems" - you obviously can't spell, and you can't read, on a website designed to "cure" myopia. OH THE IRONY!!! |
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ainsel
Tufted Titmouse
Joined: Oct 11, 2011
Posts: 37
Location: New Jersey
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| Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:52 pm Post subject: |
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Dear Unattainable,
I want to wake up next to you in an old house filled with books and happy memories. Maybe we'll have a couple cats and some kids. I want to have intellectual conversations over breakfast and laugh about our inside jokes through dinner. I want to be there for you when you're scared or sad. I'm not much of a hugger, but I'd hold you anyway. I want to go on great adventures together, even if only in our minds. I want to love you, but I know you'd never love me.
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i_wanna_blue
Within
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Joined: Aug 10, 2008
Age: 28
Posts: 7714
Location: Alone
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| Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 6:36 am Post subject: |
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To whom it may concern,
I miss talking to you on msn
bye |
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VMSmith
a figment of my own imagination
Joined: Apr 18, 2011
Age: 21
Posts: 2674
Location: the old country
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| Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 7:47 am Post subject: |
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dear somebody whose name or identity i really have to clue to,
please let your answer be yes.
from the person whose name or identity you have no clue to. |
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iggy64
Velociraptor
Joined: Feb 23, 2012
Posts: 410
Location: East England
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| Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 6:01 pm Post subject: |
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Dear someone I won't name.
I wish you'd told me you were leaving. |
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CockneyRebel
Mick Avory, Sensitive brown-eyed Sweet Pea
Joined: Jul 18, 2004
Age: 38
Posts: 87175
Location: In a quiet and peaceful garden, where gentle Mick Avory-like Sweet Peas grow.
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| Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 3:22 pm Post subject: |
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To the loser who took the place of my favourite coworker last summer:
I hope that you don't take over for him, over the two weeks that he's recovering from his eye injury. You've caused enough trouble and heartache for me towards the end of your time with the company, the second Saturday of last September. If you end up taking the place of my favourite coworker again, I'll wear a Kinks T-shirt every day that I work with you to prove a point. You will never make me hate The Kinks by attacking me on the account of them, you bastard!
One pissed off little Mod who doesn't understand your inability to celebrate her biggest achievement with her
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The darling, unworldly Mick Avory with hands like shovels, who wouldn't dare choose to hurt a soul: I'm the cuddly, adorable Kink. Sweet Peas: http://s76.photobucket.com/albums/j37/Cocknee/Kinks/Sweet%20Pea%20Smileys/ Other: http://www.mybrowsercash.com/ |
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i_wanna_blue
Within
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Joined: Aug 10, 2008
Age: 28
Posts: 7714
Location: Alone
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| Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 7:36 am Post subject: |
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techstepscientist
Yellow-bellied Woodpecker
Joined: Jul 16, 2011
Posts: 52
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| Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 8:25 am Post subject: |
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Dear old friend,
I am sorry but it seems we can no longer be friends. The past few times we have spoke, you have rang and left a message stating 'that we must catch up soon'. However, the past three or four times you have spoken constantly for nearly one hour. While you asked me 'what i have been up to?' you never actually listened to my answer, instead you cut me up and continued to talk about your life. While you may have granted me two minutes to fit my answer into, you spoke for the remaining 55 minutes about your life. Switching from convo to convo and never giving me an opportunity to express an opinion, or even an experience, never mind telling you what has happened in my life. The failure to pause for a thought, or to allow me sufficient thinking time, or the failure to understand what is happening with me at the moment and the failure to understand any of my cognitive limits, this friendship has now ended. |
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the_beautiful_mess
Snowy Owl
Joined: Feb 15, 2012
Posts: 149
Location: UK
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| Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 4:42 pm Post subject: |
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Dear Matt,
I really do appreciate you reading up about my Asperger's and carrying on even though it must be hell because of your dyslexia.
Thanks, and I love you.
Love sis.
You know I like sunglasses.
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'I sometimes go to my own little world, but that's okay, they know me there.' ~ Joel Hodgson |
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lotr_addict
Tufted Titmouse
Joined: Aug 04, 2009
Age: 23
Posts: 37
Location: home
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| Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 7:17 pm Post subject: |
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Hey you,
Sorry for acting like an idiot around you all the time, I can't figure out what you think of me and it makes me panic and do stupid stuff. Or at least stuff I look back on and think looked stupid, even if nobody else noticed. Also sorry for having zero conversational skills sometimes - sometimes I just can't think of anything "right" to say and so don't say anything.
Hopefully now I've apologised for all my daft moments I'l at least be able to talk to you properly without stressing.
Long story short, I'd love to talk to you more and get to know you better.
see you around (hopefully)
me |
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lotr_addict
Tufted Titmouse
Joined: Aug 04, 2009
Age: 23
Posts: 37
Location: home
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Dear you,
Please don't move to XXXY. Its selfish I know but I'd miss you, even AAAB would be better than there.
Love
Me
PS : any chance of you going to our grad ball ? not with me obviously just going. |
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