Bluefins
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| granatelli wrote: | | War would be started because someonehad a meltdown over someone elses stim which they found irritating. |
| Hodor wrote: | | An Aspie 'war' would probably involve four or five people standing awkwardly in a park, hitting each other gently with sticks until one of them suddenly drops their stick and launches into a 10-minute long monologue about the structure of mitochondria. |
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CaptainTrips222
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| Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:17 pm Post subject: |
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| Man, I don't know which of these posts to quote first, they're all so ******* funny. |
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Lung_Drac
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| Paddy789 wrote: | | The world would fall into more of a complete mess because your average aspie can't be arsed to do the most basic of things. He/she will more likely to sh** on the ground, wipe their arses with their hands and feel all smug about it. |
What do you know about Aspergians? We don't do that! You're so ignorant!! |
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granatelli
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| Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 3:24 pm Post subject: |
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| Lung_Drac wrote: | | Paddy789 wrote: | | The world would fall into more of a complete mess because your average aspie can't be arsed to do the most basic of things. He/she will more likely to sh** on the ground, wipe their arses with their hands and feel all smug about it. |
What do you know about Aspergians? We don't do that! You're so ignorant!! |
While he was obviously sterotyping there may be a kernal of truth in it. Check out this thread;
http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt108303.html |
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| Lung_Drac wrote: | | Paddy789 wrote: | | The world would fall into more of a complete mess because your average aspie can't be arsed to do the most basic of things. He/she will more likely to sh** on the ground, wipe their arses with their hands and feel all smug about it. |
What do you know about Aspergians? We don't do that! You're so ignorant!! |
That "dude" is and *ss!!! We would NOT do that, not even a mentally retarded person would do such a thing, how DISGUISTING!!! |
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Lung_Drac
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| I think maybe the best way to make a happy world for everyone is for both neurotypicals and Aspergians to rule it. That way, everyone is accepted. There would be a complete brotherhood, and neurotypicals would finally see why we refuse to be cured. |
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visagrunt
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...then WrongPlanet would be a forum of NTs to sit around and complain about how the Government doesn't understand them and doesn't meet their needs.
Plus ça change, plus ça reste pareil.
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The answer is simple, if aspies ruled the world, aspies would succeed and NTs would have difficult lives.
If you want to discuss what would happen if aspies filled the ranks of government, that depends on the form of government. If it's the republican form of government or the parliamentarian form of government, politicians would still argue, though they'd argue about different things. However, in the United States, both Democrats and Republicans would cease to exist as parties because neither party has a consistent platform. Third parties would replace them because they do have consistent beliefs, which would be deemed to be more logical.
If the form of government were a dictatorship, it depends on the dictator.
If I were the dictator, here's what it would look like: (My reply assumes I would only be the dictator of the United States, and not the world, because I have never been to another country.)
First of all, bullying would come to an end. I would simply have the bullies pulled out of class, and then I would have them lined up against the closest brick wall where they would face the firing squad.
There would be some changes to driving regulations. It would become a serious traffic offense for people in a vehicle to scream and yell at pedestrians or bicyclists when they drive by. The punishment would be an immediate license suspension of everybody in the car who has a license, and the car would be seized and towed away on the spot.
The same punishment would apply to motorists who flip off other drivers for no apparent reason and to motorists who flip off other drivers when they. themselves, are in the wrong.
I would immediately have all road signs, government documents, and standards switched to the metric system. The metric system is orderly. The system we use now is out of order and makes no sense to me.
The speed limit would be the speed for which the engineers designed the highway, and not some arbitrary number a politician pulled out of his butt.
I would also have to renumber all of the highways so they are all in numerical order.
I would also make some minor changes to TV and film. My only rule would be is that the shy or "socially awkward" person can no longer be cast as the rapist, pedophile, murderer, or other bad guy. |
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layla87
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Hey guys, sorry for the late repl to this interesting thread.
I'd also like to add that if Aspies ruled the world lol, the population would decrease dramatically, as many Aspies are asexual.
Hardly any of my Aspies friends, nor most Aspies I know have any children, but we all have lots of pets.
I'd love a world with less unwanted children and criminals, and more loving dogs and cats. |
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| layla87 wrote: | Hey guys, sorry for the late repl to this interesting thread.
I'd also like to add that if Aspies ruled the world lol, the population would decrease dramatically, as many Aspies are asexual.
Hardly any of my Aspies friends, nor most Aspies I know have any children, but we all have lots of pets.
I'd love a world with less unwanted children and criminals, and more loving dogs and cats. |
"What about work force" so would be "ruling the world", be banning so called NTs from having children. Like "Demolition Man". Lets stick those hats on our heads 
Then we can stick mind control devices on the animals & make them do the work while we lay back ( Agent cody banks ). Joking by the way. Instead of robots
( and this topic is old lol, and not read it at all ) |
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Sweetleaf
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| Paddy789 wrote: | | The world would fall into more of a complete mess because your average aspie can't be arsed to do the most basic of things. He/she will more likely to sh** on the ground, wipe their arses with their hands and feel all smug about it. |
I didn't know the average person with AS commonly enjoys sh**ting on the ground and wiping their ass with their hands? is that one of your past times or something?
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Sweetleaf
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| Robert312 wrote: | Wow! I had no idea when I started this topic the direction it would take, and I didn't expect mudslinging. There is division on the subject of war with some thinking war wouldn't exist others thinking it would. Some have made a good point about Aspies stubbornly clinging to their views.
I do believe we need all kinds of people in the world, the topic is "If aspies RULED" not if only aspies lived on the world.
I also liked the point Tory made about holding a Nuremberg type trial. That may be a little extreme, but I know looking back over my life, when I did not know I was aspie, how some people were cruel to me. I appreciate the ones who accepted me the way I am.
One word of caution. As Coldplay sings "Never an honest word. That's when I ruled the world."
Another ..... Restaraunts would keep the music volume down, have no TVs, and have small round tables that are bolted to the floor so that you could only have groups small enough where you can hear what everyone is saying. |
But I prefer larger tables so I can have some space to myself, I hate the small tables where you have to sit too close to everyone else.
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| Sweetleaf wrote: | | But I prefer larger tables so I can have some space to myself, I hate the small tables where you have to sit too close to everyone else. |
If they that small. You would be invading the person's "Personal Space" or even the "initimate one" if they that small. |
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After reading many different threads on this topic, I've concluded that they all contribute fairly solid evidence that Autism really is all about a "one mind, one world view" concept. IOW: each of us tends to think that the way we think is how everyone thinks (at first), then goes through a stage of thinking that Aspies think as we think. Eventually, or at least hopefully, we come to understand that our own world view is uniquely our own, and not exactly like anyone else's.
My idea of what a world run by Aspies would be isn't exactly like anyone's idea but my own. The same is true for all of us.
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