joku_muko
Phoenix
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Edward D. Wood, Jr.
Your film will be 47% romantic, 29% comedy, 35% complex plot, and a $ 24 million budget.
Ed Wood will get your film done waaaaay under budget, and will likely make it into a classic film of all time -- for all the wrong reasons. Let's face it, your life isn't terribly exciting to begin with, and it needs some camping up. His resume includes classics such as Plan Nine From Outer Space and Glen or Glenda? He's not afraid to tackle controversial topics, and may insist on portraying a transvestite in your film -- even if you've never seen a transvestite before. He was immortalized in the Academy Award winning Tim Burton film, Ed Wood -- go see it.
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DejaQ
There appears to be an event happening.
Joined: Feb 18, 2007
Age: 22
Posts: 1978
Location: The Silver Devastation
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Kevin Smith
Your film will be 43% romantic, 37% comedy, 36% complex plot, and a $ 24 million budget.
Kevin will take your slacker life and turn it into the cult classic it deserves to be --- like Mallrats (just kidding). If you can handle the menacing presence of Jay and Silent Bob all throughout your film, then Kevin is willing to oblige. Basically, he can take the lives of people who don't have much of a life and make it entertaining, so you're in good hands. Go watch your copy of Clerks, now. |
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RainSong
Love Forever
Joined: May 02, 2006
Posts: 4879
Location: Ohio
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Roger Corman
Your film will be 51% romantic, 19% comedy, 40% complex plot, and a $ 28 million budget.
An action-complex tale about a complex character that is you. Corman was responsible for a very early Jack Nicholson film, 1963's The Terror (Francis Coppola was associate producer), filmed in three days! The actor who plays you will emote complexity like Jack ... maybe Christian Slater or Gwyneth Paltrow. Also, Roger filmed the original Little Shop of Horrors film -- which in the 1980s was the basis for a hit Broadway musical and another film. All his films were shot for mere thousands of dollars, sometimes completed within the week. Roger knows talent, and knows how to keep costs down with complex stories such as your life story. His versions of Edgar Allen Poe stories are considered classics (The Raven, The Pit and the Pendulum), and also directed Deathsport and Bloody Mama in the 1970s. Oh, yeah, man, this guy will make your film a cult classic!
Ha, my life according to that thing is so boring...And thinking about it, yeah it actually is.
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cruimh_shionnachain
I don't feel like having a custom rank, thanks.
Joined: Aug 23, 2006
Posts: 1011
Location: Looking for the ubermensch
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David Lynch
Your film will be 50% romantic, 38% comedy, 45% complex plot, and a $ 36 million budget.
We apologize now. Future generations will view your life story by David Lynch and not know what the hell just happened. A lot of events occur around you, but you seem to be involved in all the wrong ways. Even you probably think your life is WEIRD. And if not you, everyone else thnks so and tries to tell you but you won't listen. In your movie: Why does that bald lady insist on sitting on that basketball she carries inside that milk crate? Robert Blake will play your grandfather, and Kyle MacLachlan will play your dad. Go see Wild at Heart, Lost Highway, Mulholland Dr., and, if it's in a town near you, his new film, INLAND EMPIRE with Laura Dern.
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Santa_Claus
Phoenix
Joined: Mar 06, 2007
Posts: 2454
Location: City 17
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Roger Corman
Your film will be 50% romantic, 23% comedy, 42% complex plot, and a $ 23 million budget.
An action-complex tale about a complex character that is you. Corman was responsible for a very early Jack Nicholson film, 1963's The Terror (Francis Coppola was associate producer), filmed in three days! The actor who plays you will emote complexity like Jack ... maybe Christian Slater or Gwyneth Paltrow. Also, Roger filmed the original Little Shop of Horrors film -- which in the 1980s was the basis for a hit Broadway musical and another film. All his films were shot for mere thousands of dollars, sometimes completed within the week. Roger knows talent, and knows how to keep costs down with complex stories such as your life story. His versions of Edgar Allen Poe stories are considered classics (The Raven, The Pit and the Pendulum), and also directed Deathsport and Bloody Mama in the 1970s. Oh, yeah, man, this guy will make your film a cult classic!
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Anubis
Prophet of The Future
Joined: Sep 07, 2006
Age: 124
Posts: 13838
Location: Mount Herculaneum/England
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Roger Corman
Your film will be 53% romantic, 23% comedy, 41% complex plot, and a $ 30 million budget.
An action-complex tale about a complex character that is you. Corman was responsible for a very early Jack Nicholson film, 1963's The Terror (Francis Coppola was associate producer), filmed in three days! The actor who plays you will emote complexity like Jack ... maybe Christian Slater or Gwyneth Paltrow. Also, Roger filmed the original Little Shop of Horrors film -- which in the 1980s was the basis for a hit Broadway musical and another film. All his films were shot for mere thousands of dollars, sometimes completed within the week. Roger knows talent, and knows how to keep costs down with complex stories such as your life story. His versions of Edgar Allen Poe stories are considered classics (The Raven, The Pit and the Pendulum), and also directed Deathsport and Bloody Mama in the 1970s. Oh, yeah, man, this guy will make your film a cult classic!
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9CatMom
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Joined: Jan 02, 2007
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squeeker
Pileated woodpecker
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Joined: Feb 17, 2007
Age: 22
Posts: 184
Location: Canada
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Edward D. Wood, Jr.
Your film will be 50% romantic, 33% comedy, 22% complex plot, and a $ 23 million budget.
Ed Wood will get your film done waaaaay under budget, and will likely make it into a classic film of all time -- for all the wrong reasons. Let's face it, your life isn't terribly exciting to begin with, and it needs some camping up. His resume includes classics such as Plan Nine From Outer Space and Glen or Glenda? He's not afraid to tackle controversial topics, and may insist on portraying a transvestite in your film -- even if you've never seen a transvestite before. He was immortalized in the Academy Award winning Tim Burton film, Ed Wood -- go see it. |
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WereCat
Butterfly
Joined: Feb 08, 2007
Age: 26
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Kevin Smith
Your film will be 52% romantic, 38% comedy, 28% complex plot, and a $ 21 million budget.
Kevin will take your slacker life and turn it into the cult classic it deserves to be --- like Mallrats (just kidding). If you can handle the menacing presence of Jay and Silent Bob all throughout your film, then Kevin is willing to oblige. Basically, he can take the lives of people who don't have much of a life and make it entertaining, so you're in good hands. Go watch your copy of Clerks, now.
Pretty much who I thought it would be. |
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Lightning88
Prefers Flamingos
Joined: Aug 05, 2006
Age: 24
Posts: 4100
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My score on The Director Who Films Your Life Test:
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Roger Corman
(Your film will be 53% romantic, 24% comedy, 51% complex plot, and a $ 38 million budget.)
"An action-complex tale about a complex character that is you. Corman was responsible for a very early Jack Nicholson film, 1963's The Terror (Francis Coppola was associate producer), filmed in three days! The actor who plays you will emote complexity like Jack ... maybe Christian Slater or Gwyneth Paltrow. Also, Roger filmed the original Little Shop of Horrors film -- which in the 1980s was the basis for a hit Broadway musical and another film. All his films were shot for mere thousands of dollars, sometimes completed within the week. Roger knows talent, and knows how to keep costs down with complex stories such as your life story. His versions of Edgar Allen Poe stories are considered classics (The Raven, The Pit and the Pendulum), and also directed Deathsport and Bloody Mama in the 1970s. Oh, yeah, man, this guy will make your film a cult classic!"
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Take it!
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=11683900315001458180 |
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Suspie
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Joined: Feb 07, 2012
Posts: 429
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Roger Corman
Your film will be 5% romantic, 37% comedy, 71% complex plot, and a $ 53 million budget.
There is also this test of same subject and there it would be JP Jeunet and I love his movies.
http://www.youthink.com/quiz.cfm?obj_id=71918
Jean-Pierre Jeunet
Jean-Pierre Jeunet is a French director, best known for his work on Amelie, A Very Long Engagement (both featuring the beautiful Audrey Tautou), and The City of Lost Children. Jeunet's films are surrealistic fantasies characterized by detailed sets and story-lines, with cinematography often referring to paintings. Jeunet seeks out actors with distinct and unusual faces, which he frequently distorts with wide-angle lenses. |
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Mummy_of_Peanut
Countess de Noir
Joined: Feb 21, 2011
Age: 40
Posts: 3474
Location: Bonnie Scotland
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Sofia Coppola
Your film will be 60% romantic, 42% comedy, 45% complex plot, and a $ 67 million budget.
With few films under her belt (The Virgin Suicides, Lost In Translation, Marie Antoinette, Somewhere) as a writer/director, she's already highly respected and connected -- her dad, Francis, directed all The Godfather movies and Apocolypse Now. Sofia's good at making the romantic drama that is your life with poignant sullen moments of introspection. You saw how she stylishly handled Marie Antoinette's life, no? And who didn't have at least a lump in the throat at the end of Lost In Translation? She's already won one Academy Award for her writing, now she'll be the first woman to receive one for directing -- YOUR FILM!
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Alexender
Dodo bird
Joined: Jan 03, 2012
Age: 20
Posts: 1194
Location: wrongplanet
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Sofia Coppola
Your film will be 29% romantic, 34% comedy, 53% complex plot, and a $ 30 million budget.
What a surprise, complex plot, I like funny stuff. I was surprised by the romantic. So I have had 2 crushes...big deal.
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Trigas
A bit crazy
Joined: Jul 14, 2011
Age: 20
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Mike Nichols
Your film will be 43% romantic, 44% comedy, 62% complex plot, and a $ 52 million budget
.One of the best directors in film alive today. Every picture he has made has been a classic: The Graduate, Working Girl, Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf?, Closer, Carnal Knowledge, What Planet Are You From?, Primary Colors, Silkwood, The Birdcage, etc. Every actor scrambles to be able to work with him, and now he is gonna make your life into a classic film. Hold your head up, and hope he gets Natalie Portman in your film somewhere.
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AnonymousAnonymous
Is Not A Sociopath
Joined: Nov 24, 2006
Age: 22
Posts: 22500
Location: Portland, Oregon
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Edward D. Wood, Jr.
Your film will be 13% romantic, 39% comedy, 67% complex plot, and a $ 37 million budget.
Ed Wood will get your film done waaaaay under budget, and will likely make it into a classic film of all time -- for all the wrong reasons. Let's face it, your life isn't terribly exciting to begin with, and it needs some camping up. His resume includes classics such as Plan Nine From Outer Space and Glen or Glenda? He's not afraid to tackle controversial topics, and may insist on portraying a transvestite in your film -- even if you've never seen a transvestite before. He was immortalized in the Academy Award-winning Tim Burton film, Ed Wood -- go see it.
You have got to be kidding. 
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