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NarcissusSavage
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 5:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Autism is caused by time travel paradoxes.
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TenPencePiece
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 6:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Autism is caused by spending too long in the shower.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 7:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

bananas.
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aspi-rant
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 7:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

CO2.

here's why:

http://translate.google.dk/translate?sl=da&tl=en&js=n&prev=_t&hl=da&ie=UTF-8&layout=2&eotf=1&u=http%3A%2F%2Fvidenskab.dk%2Fkrop-sundhed%2Fopsigtsvaekkende-teori-co2-gor-dig-tyk&act=url

(via google translate)

my additional remarks:

if the above article is true… than the rise in autism also coincides with the global rise of CO2… and could be the cause.

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TheHouseholdCat
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 8:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

... Atheism
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Autism is caused by Vulcans and Time Lords breeding with humans in ancient times.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 12:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LSD
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 1:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Autism is caused by labels
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 12:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Autism is caused by exposure to the Untempered Schism while in the womb.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 10:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Autism is caused by the ultimate expression of the mammals social structure :
'I am the leader'
unbequeathed, unfought and unexamined.
merely owned with no thought of the consequences
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 4:59 pm    Post subject: Autism is caused by Reply with quote

Je ne sais que Question
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AnonymousAnonymous
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 2:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Autism is caused by drinking a lot of alcohol.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Crossed wiring.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Autism is caused by watching too many dark comedies.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Autism is caused by farting in closed spaces on odd numbered days beginning with the letter S.
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