Trigas
A bit crazy
Joined: Jul 14, 2011
Age: 20
Posts: 4143
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"I've got a small d***, how bout a pity f***? 
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diniesaur
Phoenix
Joined: Sep 03, 2011
Posts: 639
Location: in the Ministry of Silly Walks
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| Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 10:22 pm Post subject: |
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Vigilans, your avatar looks like the perfect body language response to all these pickup lines!  |
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Kail
Deinonychus
Joined: Feb 24, 2011
Age: 21
Posts: 373
Location: MEXICO
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| Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 11:43 pm Post subject: |
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JUDGEMENT!
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Joker
Sinn Fein
Joined: Mar 20, 2011
Age: 24
Posts: 7593
Location: North Carolina The Tar Heel State :)
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| Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 12:27 am Post subject: |
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| If you was ice cream I would eat you very fast until I got flacid. |
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Kail
Deinonychus
Joined: Feb 24, 2011
Age: 21
Posts: 373
Location: MEXICO
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| Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 12:28 am Post subject: |
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great, you going to try and kill me too?
try and fight me, see what happens, my dad already tried.
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Joker
Sinn Fein
Joined: Mar 20, 2011
Age: 24
Posts: 7593
Location: North Carolina The Tar Heel State :)
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| Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 12:34 am Post subject: |
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I bet you taste just like a peach  |
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Jackanape
Raven
Joined: Apr 09, 2011
Posts: 123
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| Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 2:06 am Post subject: |
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| Hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans? |
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The_Face_of_Boo
A savage
Joined: Jun 17, 2010
Age: 31
Posts: 9306
Location: Beirut ,Lebanon
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| Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:37 am Post subject: |
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| "Hi babe." |
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ZX_SpectrumDisorder
Phoenix
Joined: Feb 25, 2012
Posts: 1608
Location: Ireland
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| Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 6:43 am Post subject: |
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| Want to go halves on a bas*ard? |
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KenM
an i mal
Joined: Oct 16, 2005
Age: 45
Posts: 1547
Location: Mass. USA
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| Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:16 am Post subject: |
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Are you tired? Because you been running through my mind all day.
I lost my phone number, can I use yours? |
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Joker
Sinn Fein
Joined: Mar 20, 2011
Age: 24
Posts: 7593
Location: North Carolina The Tar Heel State :)
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| Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 2:53 pm Post subject: |
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| I used to smoke pot but I think your the perfect drug. |
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ZX_SpectrumDisorder
Phoenix
Joined: Feb 25, 2012
Posts: 1608
Location: Ireland
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| Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 2:58 pm Post subject: |
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| Yikes |
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Joker
Sinn Fein
Joined: Mar 20, 2011
Age: 24
Posts: 7593
Location: North Carolina The Tar Heel State :)
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| Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:03 pm Post subject: |
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| If you was a fire I put you out by giving you a facial. |
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Homer_Bob
Bazinga!
Joined: Jan 06, 2009
Age: 24
Posts: 1287
Location: New England
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| Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:37 pm Post subject: |
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This line I suppose isn't that bad but it was for me.
"I think you look like a nice girl"
Her response, "When I'm all sexed out, I can be."
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I have to feel sorry for myself. I’m the only one who cares. Just like I’m the only one who’ll have sex with me.
Excuse me. I’m going to go wander the streets alone. Invisible, unwanted and unloved, a pathetic shadow in a city with no heart. -Raj |
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diniesaur
Phoenix
Joined: Sep 03, 2011
Posts: 639
Location: in the Ministry of Silly Walks
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| Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:51 pm Post subject: |
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| Jackanape wrote: | | Hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans? |
 Is...that what I think it is?
...MARRY ME! |
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