A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat. She thinks to herself, "Here's another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchical society by offering a poor, defenseless woman his seat," and she pushes him back onto the seat.
A few minutes later, the man tries to get up again. She is insulted again and refuses to let him up.
Finally, the man says, "Look, lady, you've got to let me get up. I'm two miles past my stop already!"
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A feminist received tickets to a play and was so excited she wanted to be a part of it. It was for the "Nutcracker".
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Q. How does a feminist make dinner?
A. With a microwave.
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Q. What does a feminist use as a contraceptive?
A. Her personality.
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Q. What's the first question during a feminist quiz night?
A. What you looking at?
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Q: Why are all dumb blond jokes one liners?
A: So men can understand them.
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Q: What is the difference between Government Bonds and men?
A: Government Bonds mature.
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Q: Why are men like noodles?
A: They are always in hot water . They lack taste. They need dough.
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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Trick question, feminists can't change anything!
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man walks up to a feminist and asked hom many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb.
the feminists reply was "what you dont think one woman is smart enough to change a lightbulb by herself?
the man was then beaten and castrated.
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Question: What is the difference between a Feminist and a spoiled, self-indulgent ***** ?
Answer: If you can see any difference, you're hallucinating !
Joined: Jun 20, 2008 Age: 24 Posts: 12093 Location: La belle province
Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 2:57 pm Post subject:
_________________ Opportunities multiply as they are seized. -Sun Tzu
Nature creates few men brave, industry and training makes many -Machiavelli
You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do
Joined: Jun 20, 2008 Age: 24 Posts: 12093 Location: La belle province
Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:30 pm Post subject:
_________________ Opportunities multiply as they are seized. -Sun Tzu
Nature creates few men brave, industry and training makes many -Machiavelli
You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do
Joined: Jun 20, 2008 Age: 24 Posts: 12093 Location: La belle province
Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 3:15 am Post subject:
_________________ Opportunities multiply as they are seized. -Sun Tzu
Nature creates few men brave, industry and training makes many -Machiavelli
You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do
