draelynn Phoenix


Joined: Jan 25, 2011 Posts: 2304 Location: SE Pennsylvania
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:46 pm Post subject: |
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| If someone I knew changed their hairstyle too much I probably wouldn't even recognize them... |
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Ettina Phoenix


Joined: Jan 14, 2011 Age: 23 Posts: 1792
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:24 am Post subject: |
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Teacher introduces us to SPSS - a statistical analysis program for social scientists.
NT reaction: Oh, I guess I need to learn this to pass the class. Crap. Well, I'll muddle through it.
My reaction: Where have you been all my life? (Proceeds to find every chunk of data I can possibly find to analyze, including the surveys I ran years ago and never properly analyzed.) |
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Sempiternal Is Standing Right Behind You


Joined: Feb 14, 2012 Age: 16 Posts: 8083 Location: Silicon Valley, CA
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:25 am Post subject: |
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So once, a NT friend was rambling on about her favorite drama... but she was talking about the show in Mandarin for some reason I'll never understand (it's not like she's a transfer student, so she's fluent in English) even though she knew very well that I don't speak Mandarin.
NT Friend: -talking excitedly in Mandarin-
Me (thinking): I don't understand her, so I'll just keep nodding until she's done.
When friend is done talking and we change topics:
Me: So a black hole is formed in the aftermath of a supernova, when a star collapses in on itself and punctures the fabric of space-time... (or something along those lines...)
NT Friend: -plugs her ears and walks away-
Me: What did you do that for?
NT Friend: I don't understand a WORD you're saying!
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This happened while playing scrabble with some friends:
Andy: Man, what can we spell with these letters?
Alex: Hmmm...oh! I know! -spells out 'queef'-
Everyone at the table: -starts laughing-
Me: I don't get it. What's... "queef"?
Andy: -laughs even harder and falls off his chair and onto the floor- |
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johnny77 Phoenix


Joined: Apr 27, 2011 Age: 35 Posts: 2066
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:38 am Post subject: |
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| Sempiternal wrote: | So once, a NT friend was rambling on about her favorite drama... but she was talking about the show in Mandarin for some reason I'll never understand (it's not like she's a transfer student, so she's fluent in English) even though she knew very well that I don't speak Mandarin.
NT Friend: -talking excitedly in Mandarin-
Me (thinking): I don't understand her, so I'll just keep nodding until she's done.
When friend is done talking and we change topics:
Me: So a black hole is formed in the aftermath of a supernova, when a star collapses in on itself and punctures the fabric of space-time... (or something along those lines...)
NT Friend: -plugs her ears and walks away-
Me: What did you do that for?
NT Friend: I don't understand a WORD you're saying!
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Every day at work they speak the same language but to them Im speeking greek because they had the heads up there during school social conections over knowledge. |
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Joe90 Phoenix


Joined: Feb 24, 2010 Posts: 8255 Location: Great Britain
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:28 am Post subject: |
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When there's a really cute animal on the telly, ie, a kitten.
My reaction: (practically says nothing, just in my mind ''how cute''.)
NT reaction: Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, look at that kitten! Look, aaaaaarrrrrrrrr, he's gorgeous!
When heavy snow is forecasted.
My reaction: OH NO I HATE SNOW WHY IS IT GOING TO SNOW I HATE SNOW I HATE IT I CAN'T DO WHAT I PLANNED TO DO NOW AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Starts screaming and crying)
NT reaction (an NT who also hates snow): Is it going to snow then? Oh, great, it better not snow, I got to go [place] tomorrow. If it is not too deep, I'll go. If not then I'll have to phone and say we will have to leave it this week. Aw, that'd be a shame though (tuts and sighs). _________________ Real gender: Female
From: East UK
Age: 23 |
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hanyo Phoenix


Joined: Oct 01, 2011 Posts: 3454
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:36 am Post subject: |
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| WerewolfPoet wrote: | Parents request that I order pizza;
NT reaction: 'K. *picks up phone and orders pizza*
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My reaction:
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JoeRose Pileated woodpecker


Joined: Dec 23, 2011 Posts: 185
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:43 am Post subject: |
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*My friend drops in unexpectedly*
NT reaction: Hey! How're you doing? Here take a seat, grab a beer.
Me: Hey, you alright mate? (In my head "Oh my god why didn't he at least ring to tell me he was coming over! Urghhh"
Don't know how well I expressed that. But my initial reaction to someone coming round unexpectedly is to be really annoyed. I can't help it and I feel bad about it but that's just the way it is! |
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Sempiternal Is Standing Right Behind You


Joined: Feb 14, 2012 Age: 16 Posts: 8083 Location: Silicon Valley, CA
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:01 pm Post subject: |
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| JoeRose wrote: | *My friend drops in unexpectedly*
NT reaction: Hey! How're you doing? Here take a seat, grab a beer.
Me: Hey, you alright mate? (In my head "Oh my god why didn't he at least ring to tell me he was coming over! Urghhh"
Don't know how well I expressed that. But my initial reaction to someone coming round unexpectedly is to be really annoyed. I can't help it and I feel bad about it but that's just the way it is! |
Oh I HATE it when that happens. My parents' friends and their kids (so, I guess my friends too?) come over at the most unexpected times for no apparent reason but to sit around and talk. It irritates me to no end, I even threw a tantrum after they left once. People should really call first, it feels like an invasion of my privacy or they're interrupting what I was doing before. |
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RazorEddie Phoenix


Joined: Jan 19, 2012 Age: 42 Posts: 608
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:48 pm Post subject: |
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| jetbuilder wrote: | I don't understand other mens' obsessions with breasts. Or sex in general.
I've had it, and I still don't get why most guys seem to be obsessed with it. |
Include asses in the above. A typical conversation while a friend and I are driving through town:
Him: 'Look at that ass!'
Me: 'Huh?'
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A friend once thought he'd be clever and sneak up behind me while I was concentrating on something in my workshop. I jumped nearly high enough to put a dent in the ceiling then proceeded to start beating him up. Oddly, he's always careful to let me know he's coming over now... _________________ I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. |
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Sempiternal Is Standing Right Behind You


Joined: Feb 14, 2012 Age: 16 Posts: 8083 Location: Silicon Valley, CA
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 2:55 am Post subject: |
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Here's another one:
Biology Teacher: So I'm giving you guys an opportunity for extra credit by going to this lecture on stem cells.
NT reaction: I guess I'll just go. I need the extra credit anyway.
Me: Huh? What? Stem cells? OH MY GOD. STEM CELLS. STEM CELLS! -runs around the campus-
At the lecture:
NTs: -falling asleep-
Me: -frantically writing down notes even though it wasn't required-
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During Biology class when we have to describe an object during a lab:
NTs: -jolts down two, three words-
Me: -lists every single detail of the object and being overly specific on its shade of color- |
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Ai_Ling Phoenix


Joined: Nov 16, 2010 Age: 24 Posts: 1834
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 3:48 am Post subject: |
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| That reminds me of the time one of my coworkers got a haircut and I didnt think it looked special at all, it was just a plain, boring but. She got complimented. Its just another mindless NT ritual, complement hairstyle changes even if they dont look good. |
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Shellfish Velociraptor


Joined: Nov 07, 2011 Posts: 416 Location: Melbourne, Australia
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 4:14 am Post subject: Re: NT reaction vs. Your reaction |
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| gailryder17 wrote: | Here, you post an incident where you reacted differently from a neurotypical and don't understand the NT's response.
My example:
My friend got her hair straightened.
My reaction: Oh, you straightened your hair.
NT reaction: *screams, runs, and hugs* OH MY GOD, (person's name), YOU LOOK SO PRETTY! COME SEE HER HAIR! |
Trust me, people the world over (but men in particular) are baffled by this - It's not a NT/Aspie thing, it's a "Hair doesn't excite me that much" thing.. _________________ Mum to 6 year old DS (AS) and 2 year old DD (NT) |
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League_Girl Proud mamma


Joined: Feb 05, 2010 Posts: 13500 Location: My house
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 5:17 am Post subject: |
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I walk into the room and notice they have a new chair in there. I say nothing about it, an NT who sees it makes a comment about it. People just assume I did not notice the chair.
When it snowed here in Portland;
Me: Yay snow, I love snow. *jumps up and down*
NTs all over Portland: "Oh snow oh no oh no." and they all panic and go rushing around to stores to get prepared and they even freak out over a few inches of snow while to me it's nothing. (Actually I think this is more of a "I am not used to snow because I grew up without it so I am not used to it and don't know what I am supposed to do in it" than a AS/NT thing) It rarely snows here and when it does snow, it never stays no more than 24 hours and it's all melted by daytime. Rarely does it stick for even a day or two. But when it sticks and stays, people panic. |
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Aprilviolets Slave of my ginger cat.


Joined: May 07, 2011 Posts: 1258
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 9:26 am Post subject: NT reaction vs Your reaction. |
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I don't like all this huggy stuff that seems to be the trend at the moment its so over done.
About straightening hair I would say "But you have nice naturally curly hair why ruin it I have to get mine permed to have it curly."
People rave on about how nice the weather is but to me I have to go out and water my garden when there isn't any rain.
The same people complain when there's a bit of cold weather and if we do get rain.  |
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FishStickNick Phoenix


Joined: Apr 05, 2012 Posts: 957 Location: My own head
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 1:43 am Post subject: |
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| hanyo wrote: | | WerewolfPoet wrote: | Parents request that I order pizza;
NT reaction: 'K. *picks up phone and orders pizza*
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My reaction:
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THIS.  |
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