bigbadbeast2007
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TechnoDog
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I don't think on that list was. Don't put your foot through the wall or go find a hammer to help. To give a house member a reason to redecorate they house. When over hearing one say they don't like the decoration style & wish to change it, to a open plan room.
or go find a wallpaper stripper & start stripping.
Funny or not?
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hanyo
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"Don't use the bathroom to empty your bowels, especially if the bathroom is located next to the kitchen"
Sometimes you really don't have a choice in that. |
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TechnoDog
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Walking into the house & taking the car keys to borrow without asking. Then leaving it unlocked.
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CockneyRebel
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babybird
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it'd be rude to start a war with somebody elses neighbours.
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keira
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| Quote: | | No writing your name in the dust on the furniture |
But that's so fun!
| Quote: | | When you're invited to their house don't bring extra guest with you |
People have done that to me. More than once.  |
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CockneyRebel
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babybird
I lost my whistle in '95
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| CockneyRebel wrote: | | Invade the kitchen and cook yourself a meal. |
normally when I go to peoples houses they try to force food on to me, so I don't need to do that.
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DJFester
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Start an argument with someone.
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Joker
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| Be rude to the person trying to be a good hoast. |
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auntblabby
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| using their TP, then rolling it back up on the roll, or taking their TP roll down and putting it back up in the wrong direction. |
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League_Girl
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| Tossing away your child's diaper in their home. |
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Cornflake
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Waving your tentacles around at the dinner table.
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auntblabby
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| one should abstain from demonstrations of one's ability to manually retract one's uvula. |
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