Djimbe
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| DarthMaul wrote: | Ass Men, Breast Men, Leg Men... Nope, no fingernail men (or boys) that I know of.
Rule 41: The widely accepted rule of mentality that witty retorts, good comebacks, and the right thing to say will always come ten minutes or more after you need it.
I hope you don't mean that.
Rule 41: when you are just plain awesome, you win even when you lose
Not sounding right, but it IS true.
Rule 41: No matter what it is it is someone's fetish. No Exceptions.
I think that's better. (lmfao) While I will not admit that I did go to redtube, I will assume that there is no fingernail category. 2 girls 1 cup is disgusting. Did you see 1 girl 1 phone or blue waffle? There's also 3 nail salons by my school, and 1 by my house.  We need new shops around here. |
I actually meant Rule 34, I am really bad with both transpositions AND have a horrible associative memory, so I apologise for the confusion...
rule #34 - If it exists there IS porn of it
| Quote: | | Like that woman that didn't clip her nails for, like, 19 years? They just make you look creepy. How do they even do their hair! Or (hypothetically speaking) pick their noses without hurting themselves! |
thanks, now I wont be able to get it up for a week... and friday is my birthday!
| Quote: | Plus, there's girls in my class that like acrylic nails. I wonder how do they get the glue off. And those girls... I don't think I can even maintain an intellectual conversation with them. And I certainly long for them (which is why I have taken to online forums and talking to my teacher (lucky me: he's a dude).
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Im confused, are you a straight male, or Bi female?
Either way I get you, believe me.
| Quote: | | Quote: | NOW LETS MOVE ON TO...
Makeup and Clothing,,,
JOIN A GYM !!!!
NO AMOUNT OF WARPAINT IS MAKING YOUR ASS ANY LESS HUGE DIMPLED OR FLABBY |
What does makeup have to do with having a flabby bum? |
Well what Im trying to get at here is that no amount of Makeup is going to want to make me see this flabby bum Or stretchmarked distended belly, or Back Fat, or National Georaphic Afrika Titties naked! Im NOT going to be able to Maintain an Erection, And Im not going to forget about it just because "Maybelline" says that they have succeeded in making your 'lashes "Luxurious".
| Quote: | | Quote: | NO MATTER HOW FAR YOU PUSH YOUR BOOBS OUT THEY ARE ONLY AS BIG AS
THEY COME AWAY FROM YOUR BELLY |
What happened to padded push-up bras, now? They don't distort the truth that much.
| Quote: | (period)
Feel free to tell any stupid NT chick you see that:
Even If you have triple G's but they only stick out 1 inch farther than your stomach - YOURE AN A CUP |
Triple Gs... Care to explain? |
Sure, its a bra cup size. a really large one.
http://www.body-philosophy.net/files/sabrian.jpg
Now that woman has a flat stomach, but what happens when a woman does not?
https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT3K7FvUT9lMW9dpskTEsGBQSJbxH3pjUeabCu4BjtDJeayQAsd9w
Same size boobs, MUCH less large SEEMING though because of the gut, you follow?
Here is my point exactly:
http://www.yensa.com/fat/obese-woman09.jpg
the boobs are huge, but the B-cups below look bigger because the stomach is flat
http://www.melyssafordpictures.com/images/melyssa-ford-hip-hop-red-carpet.jpg
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| Quote: | Like this:
"hey bob, would you call me a cab?"
Bob: "youre a cab!" |
I'm not getting it... |
its a joke based on a grammatical error. the first guy should say "call a cab FOR me". the second guy has the autie response to that.
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DarthMaul
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| Quote: | | Quote: | DarthMaul wrote:
Ass Men, Breast Men, Leg Men... Nope, no fingernail men (or boys) that I know of.
Rule 41: The widely accepted rule of mentality that witty retorts, good comebacks, and the right thing to say will always come ten minutes or more after you need it.
I hope you don't mean that.
Rule 41: when you are just plain awesome, you win even when you lose
Not sounding right, but it IS true.
Rule 41: No matter what it is it is someone's fetish. No Exceptions.
I think that's better. (lmfao) While I will not admit that I did go to redtube, I will assume that there is no fingernail category. 2 girls 1 cup is disgusting. Did you see 1 girl 1 phone or blue waffle? There's also 3 nail salons by my school, and 1 by my house. We need new shops around here. |
I actually meant Rule 34, I am really bad with both transpositions AND have a horrible associative memory, so I apologise for the confusion...
rule #34 - If it exists there IS porn of it |
Oh, Rule 34! Okay, I see what you mean.
| Quote: | | Quote: | | Like that woman that didn't clip her nails for, like, 19 years? They just make you look creepy. How do they even do their hair! Or (hypothetically speaking) pick their noses without hurting themselves! |
thanks, now I wont be able to get it up for a week... and friday is my birthday! |
Oh... Sorry, and Happy Birthday!
| Quote: | | Quote: | | Plus, there's girls in my class that like acrylic nails. I wonder how do they get the glue off. And those girls... I don't think I can even maintain an intellectual conversation with them. And I certainly long for them (which is why I have taken to online forums and talking to my teacher (lucky me: he's a dude). |
Im confused, are you a straight male, or Bi female?
Either way I get you, believe me. |
I'm a girl (probably not Bi, but  ). And what I meant was, I long for an intellectual conversation (I like learning new things)... And when I said this:
| Quote: | | And I certainly long for them (which is why I have taken to online forums and talking to my teacher (lucky me: he's a dude). |
I meant that I prefer talking to my teacher (about little history facts, like Franz Ferdinand's assassination and how Hitler was rejected from the Fine Arts School of Vienna... twice) than to my female classmates. While I would talk to the guys in my class, I can't get in a word.
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NOW LETS MOVE ON TO...
Makeup and Clothing,,,
JOIN A GYM !!!!
NO AMOUNT OF WARPAINT IS MAKING YOUR ASS ANY LESS HUGE DIMPLED OR FLABBY
| Quote: | | What does makeup have to do with having a flabby bum? |
| Quote: | | Well what Im trying to get at here is that no amount of Makeup is going to want to make me see this flabby bum Or stretchmarked distended belly, or Back Fat, or National Georaphic Afrika Titties naked! Im NOT going to be able to Maintain an Erection, And Im not going to forget about it just because "Maybelline" says that they have succeeded in making your 'lashes "Luxurious". |
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I see....
| Quote: | | Quote: | | NO MATTER HOW FAR YOU PUSH YOUR BOOBS OUT THEY ARE ONLY AS BIG AS THEY COME AWAY FROM YOUR BELLY |
What happened to padded push-up bras, now? They don't distort the truth that much. |
| Quote: | | Quote: | (period)
Feel free to tell any stupid NT chick you see that:
Even If you have triple G's but they only stick out 1 inch farther than your stomach - YOURE AN A CUP |
Triple Gs... Care to explain? |
Wow, triple Gs are huge...
That gave me a horrible image of what my grandmother would look like in a 2 piece bathing suit... |
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MathGirl
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I don't understand why it is NT custom to agree with you even if you say something that they disagree with. Hell, if you disagree with me, just say it to my face! Please! There's nothing wrong with arguing with people in factual conversations. Otherwise, there's nothing to learn from such interactions and I'd rather spend my time reading.
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muslimmetalhead
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| DarthMaul wrote: | | ictus75 wrote: | | I don't understand "Reality" TV shows. They don't seem very real to me. Just a lot of NTs pretending to be real… |
Nor do I understand obsessions with Justin Beiber (the only time I actually bothered to pay attention to him was when that woman claimed that Justin Beiber was her son's father) or the Kardashians.
| Quote: | | Finally, what is it with chronic mispronunciation?? Can people not distinguish between the alveolar nasal approximant and the velar nasal stop??? And what about substituting a vowel for a rhotic consonant??? There is no rest with the NT's verbal errors!!! |
And that's why I go all grammar Nazi on my mom...
| Quote: | | I don't understand having idols or obsessions with celebrities. People fainting when they see someone 'famous' etc. will always baffle me. And then of course the same as ECJ said, why people say one thing and do something completely different. |
When you say obsessions... What do you mean? Like 'Famous Renaissance Artist' (Leonardo da Vinci) obsessions or 'Serbian Scientists' (Nikola Tesla) obsessions? 'Cause I'm under the impression that only applies to celebrities. And if it does, it's not like their trying to make life better for the common people... Seeing as how human beings can only do so much to make life easier.
Then again... Nikola Tesla was a Serbian-American scientist and he invented the Alternating Current and he also had an Earthquake machine... I'm starting to wonder if he even is human. |
Hey, if you're 13, I can help you out!
1.Men relate by playing sports and such things together. It makes you better friends and closer.
That's why everyone loves the football players.
Aspie guys talk about anti-social stuff that no one does. It's why we don't get on with NT guys.
2.Women relate by talking and sharing with each other.
Aspie ladies talk about the stuff we do, not boys or shopping. That's why it's harder for them to get on with NT women.
3.Don't invade somebody's personal space.
It's the hardest thing not to do if you're the new kid. That's why a lotta new kids drop out or do drugs, because they're not happy with the people they have to work with.
Only sit close to people that you see in more than one place.
Like if you have them in more than one class and you see them at church, you can sit with them.
4.People don't talk about people in front them.
Don't comment on people's personal business to their face.
On the same note, just because nobody says anything to you, doesn't mean they don't talk behind your back.
5.You don't have to talk to random people or respond if you don't know them, especially if it's about anything personal.
That's really rude of them to ask about, especially if they don't know you.
6.If somebody says, "Why would you do that?", or is staring at you, they're not being friendly.
It means you're doing something wrong.
7.Not everybody will realize you have Asperger's Syndrome if you act stupid.
They may think you're just being rude.
A lot of Aspies don't realize that we are human and deserving of respect like everyone else.
The fact is, we CAN and DO observe and begin to understand people.
-NT teenagers, a user's guide |
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regrepsa
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New to this forum, so this is my first post. Nice to meet you all!
I don't understand why people change their behaviour so much to fit in different groups. I hate authorities and conforming
under someone in a group. To me peoples actions and gestures, laughing and talking seem unnatural, but it seems like
I'm the only one noticing. I am the only one seeing this "askissing" and it kind of makes me sick that people are so unaware
of their actions.
I have a theory that this is why some girls single me out and seem to not like me. I have insight in their behaviours and guys
normally don't pay any attention to these matters and it sets them of that I can see what's happening. (though I don't usually make any comments, I like to observe.) |
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AspieOtaku
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When they use jokes involving sarcasm. I either take it seriously or I just dont get it. At least until they tell me it was just a joke. 
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UnLoser
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| I agree with the people who said make-up. Why hide your natural beauty with unnaturally colored paint? I don't get it. Black eyelids, blood red lips, and the like are unattractive. |
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evil_expresso
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| Why can't an NT get to the point? How come there is chi-chat thrown in? What's up with words like "weird"? f**k! |
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Smartalex
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| Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 6:16 am Post subject: |
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| OMG! This is the best topic EVER. I'm an NT and I LOVE hearing this. I never even could realize all the stuff we NT's do. |
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Smartalex
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| AspieOtaku wrote: | | When they use jokes involving sarcasm. I either take it seriously or I just dont get it. At least until they tell me it was just a joke. |
I love comedy and I wrote a lot about this NT-Aspie (it ryhms) neurological miss communication.
Also and unrelated to aspie otaku, us NTs have better things to do with our time then proofread for spelling errors like telling sarcasitic jokes (/sarcasim joke). |
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Smartalex
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| What I wrote was stupid. NT's some NT's aren't good at proofreading, don't care or get too wrapped up in their thoughts to even notice grammar or spelling. |
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Joe90
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I don't understand why people (mostly women) have to judge others just by looking at them. ''Oh that girl over there looks shy, let's all stare at her and make her feel humiliated!'' WHERE'S THEIR EMPATHY?????????
I don't understand why fashion is such a huge part of a woman's life.
I don't understand why people think getting ridiculously drunk is so great.
I don't understand why some people have to make such a huge noise when they yawn.
I don't understand why women have to shave their legs and pluck their eyebrows, and if they don't they risk being rejected and ridiculed, but men are ''allowed'' to grow their hair long like a woman if they want and it's socially acceptable.
I don't understand why women think wearing make-up will make them look good, but men don't wear make-up and they still look good.
I don't understand why teenagers have to make weird noises as they pass nervous-looking people, whatever the noise may be (whether it's a silly squeaky noise or if it's a chorus of a song or if it's a random noise - it's all unnecessary. I'm sure making silly noises won't intimidate anyone in their right mind).
I don't understand why their are always set standards for age.
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there are many NTs on the site. some concerns people listed were absolutely fine, but others were just not acceptable. let's try to foster some degree of acceptance of all neurologic differences.
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