kevinjh
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Granted. The members are FANatics.
I wish for slag.
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Yensid
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Granted. You now have a slag heap in your bed.
I wish that all TV stations at all times would show reruns of Gilligan's Island.
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kevinjh
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Granted. They show only two distinct episodes over and over and over and over again.
I wish for an orb.
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Pyrite
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Granted, but you are devoured by the shadow before you get a chance to use it. Amnesia!
I wish for the cows to come home and hell to freeze over and for all the events predicted to end or coincide with those occurrences to do so. |
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Yensid
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Granted, but I can't tell you what happens, because the universe no longer exists.
I wish to have a bottle full of light.
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babybird
I lost my whistle in '95
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Granted but it's a plastic bottle and the heat from the light melts it, the light escapes and accumilates dust, it then becomes a little ball of fluff and gets sucked up the vacume cleaner. AW!
I wish for a winning ticket
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Pyrite
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Granted, you have won an eraser head at a local raffle. It turns out to be one of the cheap ones that smears the graphite and eraser around instead of removing it from the paper.
I wish to get rid of the dust that makes my computer so noisy. |
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kevinjh
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Granted. The dust that noiselessly works toward overheating replaces the dust that specifically makes it noisy.
I wish for a polarizing sheet.
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nat4200
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kevinjh
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Granted. It is ripe to the extent that alcohols develop. 
I wish for power. Specifically, 1.818W.
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kevinjh
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Granted. It tastes good and smells strangely of bitter almonds.
I wish for an ounce of non-radioactive non-contaminated gold.
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Yensid
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Granted. It's not tax free, though, and you get taxed at a 100% rate.
I wish for a gallon of pure maple syrup.
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kevinjh
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Granted. It is on the floor and all the napkins and mops and towels are missing.
I wish for a carpet.
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Albirea
MEDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!
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Granted, but the carpet has been rolled on thoroughly by a dog who has been rolling in excrement, poison ivy, and pollen from malodorous flowers, so the carpet is now covered in these offending substances.
Also, the carpet cannot fly.
I wish to explore the underground tunnels at MIT.
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