jennyishere
Or maybe she's over there...
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Location: Australia
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Once built a holiday home entirely out of chocolate:
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Phoenix
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Age: 21
Posts: 830
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Has a holiday home that melts in the summer and needs to be rebuilt every winter
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ProfessorX
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| Has built machines that will replace human beings as the sentient life forms of the planet.. |
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Yensid
Lonely Ghost
Joined: Mar 19, 2008
Age: 52
Posts: 5252
Location: Honolulu, Hawaii
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Is a machine replacement for himself.
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jennyishere
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| Winds himself up with a key every morning. |
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Yensid
Lonely Ghost
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Has to drain her battery before she can go to sleep at night.
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jennyishere
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| Stands in the sun each morning to recharge his solar cells (also gives him a great tan!) |
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Yensid
Lonely Ghost
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Tried to use a toaster as a tanning booth.
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jennyishere
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| Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 7:24 am Post subject: |
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| Toasted himself in a tanning booth, then spread himself with butter and marmalade. |
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Yensid
Lonely Ghost
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Invented the tanning-booth oven combo, but now she smells like roast beef all the time.
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jennyishere
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| Uses gravy as fake tanning lotion. |
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ProfessorX
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| Tries to signal people via smoke signals.... |
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Yensid
Lonely Ghost
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Age: 52
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Thinks that putting people in a meat smoker will make them more mellow.
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jennyishere
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Thought you smoked meat by rolling it in cigarette paper and sucking on it.  |
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Yensid
Lonely Ghost
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Is the inventor of the ham and salmon cigarette.
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