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Sylkat
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 7:32 pm Post subject:

Dear Gazelle, Kevinjh found a way to Super-Glue teeny-tiny spy cameras on the heads of most ants, bedbugs, cockroaches and moths of the world. He does not protect anyone, he is a disturbingly wealthy international Blackmail Czar. Sylkat

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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 7:39 pm Post subject:

Sylkat wrote:

Dear Gazelle, Kevinjh found a way to Super-Glue teeny-tiny spy cameras on the heads of most ants, bedbugs, cockroaches and moths of the world.
He does not protect anyone, he is a disturbingly wealthy international Blackmail Czar.

Sylkat Shocked

Sylkat,

Oh no Blackmail Czar, I will do my best to hide my skeletons in the closet!!! Exclamation

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kevinjh
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 7:45 pm Post subject:

The calcivorous maggots thought they were delicious but a little dry. _________________ Q(A44,E06,F19,S64),158/200,33/200 BAP123a(87),126r(95),107p(89),9d(89); HSP20; Face12; 5w(4/6) kevin (full stop) h (full stop) mainbox (at) gmail (full stop) com PM for public key

Sylkat
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 9:15 pm Post subject:

Why didn't they use A-1 Sauce or chutney to liven up (and moisten) their meal? Sylkat

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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 10:21 pm Post subject:

Sylkat wrote:

Why didn't they use A-1 Sauce or chutney to liven up (and moisten) their meal?

Sylkat

No amount of A-1 Sauce or chutney would liven up the maggot meal. Maybe deep fried chocolate would help Exclamation

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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 10:41 pm Post subject:

Deep-fried salted bacon with cheese, glazed with butter, and served with a side of deep-fried Twinkies. I dare you to eat this. _________________ If it doesn't make sense, it's probably a Team Fortress 2 reference. http://failofcompleteepicness.blogspot.com/ http://self-fulfilling-destiny.tumblr.com/

kevinjh
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 11:15 pm Post subject:

Dare declined! Now, then, as everyone knows, Verizon has the best customer service. Customers need not call them to receive customer service. _________________ Q(A44,E06,F19,S64),158/200,33/200 BAP123a(87),126r(95),107p(89),9d(89); HSP20; Face12; 5w(4/6) kevin (full stop) h (full stop) mainbox (at) gmail (full stop) com PM for public key

Albirea
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 11:22 pm Post subject:

[I am actually pestering my parents to switch to Verizon. They have better phones and better coverage. But my parents want to stay with AT&T. ] EDIT: [redacted] _________________ If it doesn't make sense, it's probably a Team Fortress 2 reference. http://failofcompleteepicness.blogspot.com/ http://self-fulfilling-destiny.tumblr.com/

kevinjh
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 11:27 pm Post subject:

And if the customer avoided purchasing FiOS, the customer will be called about it. Verizon wants the best for everyone! It is not sarcasm when it is an ambiguous statement that can be twisted in either way. As an example, "Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder. Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels. Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies. Elves are glamorous. They project glamour. Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment. Elves are terrific. They beget terror". _________________ Q(A44,E06,F19,S64),158/200,33/200 BAP123a(87),126r(95),107p(89),9d(89); HSP20; Face12; 5w(4/6) kevin (full stop) h (full stop) mainbox (at) gmail (full stop) com PM for public key

Albirea
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 11:30 pm Post subject:

We have Insight cable. It has maybe 100 channels. Science Channel and National Geographic Channel are not included. _________________ If it doesn't make sense, it's probably a Team Fortress 2 reference. http://failofcompleteepicness.blogspot.com/ http://self-fulfilling-destiny.tumblr.com/

kevinjh
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 11:32 pm Post subject:

Cable without the educational channels!? CAM(o)P, attack! _________________ Q(A44,E06,F19,S64),158/200,33/200 BAP123a(87),126r(95),107p(89),9d(89); HSP20; Face12; 5w(4/6) kevin (full stop) h (full stop) mainbox (at) gmail (full stop) com PM for public key

Albirea
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 11:46 pm Post subject:

[What's that?] _________________ If it doesn't make sense, it's probably a Team Fortress 2 reference. http://failofcompleteepicness.blogspot.com/ http://self-fulfilling-destiny.tumblr.com/

kevinjh
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 11:48 pm Post subject:

Contract Angry Mob of Peasants. _________________ Q(A44,E06,F19,S64),158/200,33/200 BAP123a(87),126r(95),107p(89),9d(89); HSP20; Face12; 5w(4/6) kevin (full stop) h (full stop) mainbox (at) gmail (full stop) com PM for public key

Albirea
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 11:50 pm Post subject:

"YAAAAAARGH!!!!" _________________ If it doesn't make sense, it's probably a Team Fortress 2 reference. http://failofcompleteepicness.blogspot.com/ http://self-fulfilling-destiny.tumblr.com/

kevinjh
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 11:51 pm Post subject:

Torches, 5 cents, pitchforks, 20 cents, torches, 5 cents, pitchforks, 20 cents, torches, 5 cents, pitchforks, 20 cents... _________________ Q(A44,E06,F19,S64),158/200,33/200 BAP123a(87),126r(95),107p(89),9d(89); HSP20; Face12; 5w(4/6) kevin (full stop) h (full stop) mainbox (at) gmail (full stop) com PM for public key

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