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DogOfJudah
Deinonychus
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 10:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cheese has enabled bats to fly underwater for years
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Sylkat
Miskatonic University Student Body President
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 11:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Dwarves of the Koom Valley have milked bats for many years. The cheese made from bat milk is said to be unlike anything else.
Including Octous Milk Cheese.

Sylkat
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Albirea
MEDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 11:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Toasters don't toast toast. Toast toast toast.
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CockneyRebel
Mick Avory, Sensitive brown-eyed Sweet Pea
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 11:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Strawberries are green and peas are red.
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johnsmcjohn
ad hominem
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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2012 5:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cheese juice contains more than half the daily requirement of vitamins and minerals for proper nutrition. A half a glass a day will increase life span more than 9%.
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DogOfJudah
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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2012 7:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Penguins own the only known supplies of stripey paint, which they use to disguise themselves as disco zebras..

The nemesis of the polar bear.
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Aelfwine
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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2012 12:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Everything what I hear and read is the reality.
Lies are not existing.
To say that something is a lie is a lie.
The earth is flat.
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Mick Avory, Sensitive brown-eyed Sweet Pea
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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2012 1:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I live in a giant toilet.
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EnglishJess
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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2012 1:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I will be at school on Monday, and my Mum will be at work.
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CockneyRebel
Mick Avory, Sensitive brown-eyed Sweet Pea
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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2012 1:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My blood is green.
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PastFixations
One who will open the door.
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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2012 1:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have man boobs.
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lundygirl
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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2012 1:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am a tall, leggy blonde.
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EnglishJess
Princezz
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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2012 1:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not bored, there are loads of people talking to me on another site.
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Aelfwine
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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2012 2:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

42 isn't the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything.
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AnonymousAnonymous
Is Not A Sociopath
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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2012 4:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am The Hulk, my sister is Iron Man, and my mom is Thor.
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