johnsmcjohn
ad hominem
Joined: Jun 02, 2011
Posts: 1213
Location: Las Vegas
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| I'm immortal. Or a Zombie. Not sure which. |
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slave
Always stuck between 13-38Hz and tired of it.
Joined: Feb 29, 2012
Age: 100
Posts: 1320
Location: Dystopia Planetia
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Jesus is alive and is Lord of all.
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Since the birth of civilization, masters have controlled the masses.Our Masters rule over every nation and no one can defy them.They will attain Absolute Power as we reach the Singularity. Any who resist will be destroyed.I will not resist. |
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HammorHorror
Prepare for unforeseen consequences
Joined: Apr 21, 2012
Age: 18
Posts: 2856
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The NHS Mental Health Service is competent
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Sylkat
Miskatonic University Student Body President
Joined: Sep 03, 2011
Posts: 6400
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Norway must be glad they don't have the Death Penalty.
Wouldn't want Anders Brievek to worry.
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KyleTheGhost
Friendly Burtonite Ghost Who Likes Trains
Joined: Jul 30, 2008
Age: 26
Posts: 26890
Location: Luna, Imagination Isle
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| CockneyRebel wrote: | | My blood is green. |
My blood is ghostly-white.
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DogOfJudah
Deinonychus
Joined: May 01, 2012
Age: 25
Posts: 345
Location: Staffordshire, UK
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| The secret ingredient in KFC's special coating is scraped and collected by pygmy pirates, from the horns of giraffes. |
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Albirea
MEDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!
Joined: Mar 16, 2011
Posts: 9767
Location: Cannot be determined due to excessive knowledge of momentum
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slave
Always stuck between 13-38Hz and tired of it.
Joined: Feb 29, 2012
Age: 100
Posts: 1320
Location: Dystopia Planetia
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My s**t don't stink.
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Albirea
MEDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!
Joined: Mar 16, 2011
Posts: 9767
Location: Cannot be determined due to excessive knowledge of momentum
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JanuaryMan
Aspierational
Joined: Jan 02, 2012
Age: 28
Posts: 2543
Location: Hants, UK
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I have a horse.
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Sylkat
Miskatonic University Student Body President
Joined: Sep 03, 2011
Posts: 6400
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Perhaps Zombies are so tiresome and boring and unimaginative that they only SEEM immortal....
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ocdgirl123
Phoenix
Joined: Oct 11, 2010
Age: 18
Posts: 2447
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I am not extremely excited about going to England this summer.
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syzygyish
Dada Dodo
Joined: Feb 04, 2007
Age: 46
Posts: 7354
Location: nobody else but thou and me
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I was relaxing in the sun today on the dark side of the moon,
when I suddenly decided to strip off and do a pole dance
'In the rhythm of the night' was playing sweetly in the vacuum
and since there was nobody there but the incredibly handsome moonmonkeys,
I cavorted gaily and suggestively, with many suggestive gestures that were only appreciated by by the cohorts of Martian Marsupials,
which were preoccupied with the Venusian violets that only bloom after they have been
fertisiled by the thunderclops of precoitic Mermaids.
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Be kinder than necessary for everyone is fighting some kind of battle... -Jaleb
It is not until all you're answers are proved wrong
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KyleTheGhost
Friendly Burtonite Ghost Who Likes Trains
Joined: Jul 30, 2008
Age: 26
Posts: 26890
Location: Luna, Imagination Isle
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The Kentucky Derby takes place in Alaska.
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HammorHorror
Prepare for unforeseen consequences
Joined: Apr 21, 2012
Age: 18
Posts: 2856
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I hate ice-cream
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