Oaglor
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You get a hanglider with 5 huge holes in it and you plummet off a cliff.
I wish to show my man face!
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kevinjh
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| Posted: Mon May 21, 2012 12:53 am Post subject: |
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Granted. Your lizard face eats it.
I wish for a lizard.
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Oaglor
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| Posted: Mon May 21, 2012 12:55 am Post subject: |
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You get a 60 foot mosasaur that you have to keep in a huge tank full of water.
I wish that I was Heavy Weapons Guy
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kevinjh
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| Posted: Mon May 21, 2012 12:58 am Post subject: |
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Granted. Other Imperial Guardsmen will be necessary to assist with handling the weapon and the Commissar chooses you.
I wish for an increase in entropy.
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ghoti
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| Posted: Mon May 21, 2012 4:57 pm Post subject: |
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Granted. The heat generated will burn you.
I wish to sing on-key. |
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kevinjh
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| Posted: Mon May 21, 2012 6:22 pm Post subject: |
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Granted. You stand on an austenitic key of radius 0.03cm and sing.
I wish to be near an opened, completely safe gold mine and have access to it.
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ghoti
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| Posted: Mon May 21, 2012 7:09 pm Post subject: |
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Granted. You will have access to the mine, but not its contents.
I wish to understand what animals are saying. |
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kevinjh
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| Posted: Mon May 21, 2012 7:21 pm Post subject: |
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Granted. Even the most definitely non-linguistic communication of insects are included.
I wish for a shrink-wrapped AP exam packet.
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ghoti
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| Posted: Mon May 21, 2012 10:33 pm Post subject: |
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Granted. It shrunk to a microscopic size.
I wish for the earth to spin backward. |
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kevinjh
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| Posted: Mon May 21, 2012 10:52 pm Post subject: |
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Granted.
I wish for a flashlight that actively absorbs light.
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Albirea
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| Posted: Mon May 21, 2012 11:24 pm Post subject: |
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[Hmm. Reminds me of the "put-outer" thing from the first Harry Potter book.]
Granted. The universe becomes dark and we all die.
I wish to improve my tablet drawing skills by a very large degree during this summer.
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kevinjh
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| Posted: Mon May 21, 2012 11:32 pm Post subject: |
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Granted. Then, it breaks.
I wish to travel at an imaginary or complex velocity.
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Albirea
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kevinjh
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| Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 12:04 am Post subject: |
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Granted. You receive a styrofoam block.
I wish for the Lady of the Lake to give me Excalibur.
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