fefe333
Pileated woodpecker
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| ScientistOfSound wrote: | You know you're an aspie when...
-You spend hours concentrating on your special interest, only to find you had to be somewhere two hours earlier, but you'd forgotten all about it.
-When every time you go outside, you feel like you're acting.
-When everything has to be perfect/the way it should be, otherwise it bothers you.
-When you regularly catch yourself rocking without realising it
-When everybody thinks you're weird for wearing heavy/large clothes (for sensory reasons.) |
you basically just described me  (except the last one)
-when you measured out the exact amount of condiments for your sandwich, then decided you don't want to eat.
-when people stare at you in the store because your wearing shorts and a light jacket and its snowing outside.
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I am a 14 year old girl.
I have synesthesia.
aspie quiz results: 172/200
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Jupiter1234
Raven
Joined: May 07, 2012
Age: 16
Posts: 102
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| Posted: Wed May 23, 2012 9:47 pm Post subject: |
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| When you spend 49% of your day on google |
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aussiebloke
Phoenix
Joined: Oct 15, 2009
Age: 37
Posts: 3879
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| Posted: Wed May 23, 2012 10:34 pm Post subject: |
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You don't give a ^&*% about anything, it's for the best no wars!
Unless your Hitler that is theirs is a was Hitler autistic thread going around here , the more I read the more......
His best friend was Blondie after all  not the human one of the canine variety
He was right to end the life of his dog could you imagine what the "roaming Mongols " would have done to it ?
If I where to die suddenly I'd have my birdies put down to , I don't think I could trust any one with them (does that sound aspie ?)
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zombiegirl2010
Toucan
Joined: Apr 21, 2012
Age: 34
Posts: 273
Location: edge of sanity and bliss
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| Budfarmer wrote: | | Aalto wrote: | | —When you consistently get laughs off people, but as soon as you come up with something you truly find witty, it seems to go unnoticed. |
YES!
You might be an aspie...
If you speak along with the automated voice introducing your voice mail
If you make the facial expressions described in the book while you are reading
If you know how many seconds there are in each phase of your intermittent wipers
If you know how many dings the seat belt reminder makes, and the interval between sets... and you keep listening to make sure the car gets it right. |
The windshield wipers on HIGH makes me unnerved! I begin to panic! I can't handle them on high!!
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Your Aspie score: 193 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 7 of 200
You are very likely an Aspie |
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FishStickNick
Phoenix
Joined: Apr 05, 2012
Posts: 964
Location: My own head
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| Budfarmer wrote: | | Aalto wrote: | | —When you consistently get laughs off people, but as soon as you come up with something you truly find witty, it seems to go unnoticed. |
YES!
You might be an aspie...
If you speak along with the automated voice introducing your voice mail |
Haha, yes! "Hello, this is the phonemail system; if you're dialing from your extension, press 1..." |
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coolies
Pileated woodpecker
Joined: May 24, 2012
Posts: 197
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| Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 3:10 am Post subject: |
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you know ur an aspie when....
-You walk out on a shift 20mins in when you find out the duties lists have changed
-You dont go to a term of classes because your teacher changes
-You cant maintain eye contact during conversations.... the list goes on! |
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Budfarmer
Blue Jay
Joined: May 01, 2012
Posts: 78
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| Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 8:30 am Post subject: |
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| FishStickNick wrote: | | Budfarmer wrote: | | Aalto wrote: | | —When you consistently get laughs off people, but as soon as you come up with something you truly find witty, it seems to go unnoticed. |
YES!
You might be an aspie...
If you speak along with the automated voice introducing your voice mail |
Haha, yes! "Hello, this is the phonemail system; if you're dialing from your extension, press 1..." |
The other one that gets me every time...
"This book has been broken into multiple parts to make the download faster. You have reached the end of a part, but not the end of the complete audio book. Please check your library for the next part of this audio book. (11 second pause) Audible hopes you've enjoyed this program."
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I can explain it to you, but I cannot understand it for you.
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AS quotient: Scored 42
Your Aspie score: 175 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 30 of 200
You are very likely an Aspie |
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raylit20
Blue Jay
Joined: Mar 24, 2012
Age: 23
Posts: 99
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...When you look forward to seeing new posts in this thread.
...When you have just realized the term "Keep your chin up" doesn't literally mean that.
...When you are curious about what your next special interest might be.
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jetbuilder
Phoenix
Joined: Feb 24, 2012
Age: 28
Posts: 749
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| Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 11:02 am Post subject: |
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......When the needle in the temp gauge in your car is about 1/8 of an inch higher than normal and you keep looking down at it to make sure it goes back down to normal.
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felinesaresuperior
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Joined: Jul 25, 2011
Posts: 449
Location: israel
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| Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 12:05 pm Post subject: |
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| autism wrote: | you knew at the beginning of our freshman year that you weren't going to the senior prom.
by the time the prom came, they couldn't have paid you a million dollars to go to the prom
your teacher commands every one in the room to pair-off to discuss a topic and you are extremely relieved that no one wants to be your partner. |
you've just described me! |
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felinesaresuperior
Velociraptor
Joined: Jul 25, 2011
Posts: 449
Location: israel
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you're an aspie when you see someone grimacing and think he's smiling.
i was wondering why the girl on TV who ran away from the police cars was smiling and looking so pleased with herself. after all, she had several murders under her belt and they were just about to get her... |
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Wandering_Stranger
Phoenix
Joined: Apr 07, 2012
Posts: 1191
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You ask who speaks Polish and someone says ask Mr. Sheen. Your response is 
You receive an email from your friend which says how he's known you for 9 years (can't believe it's been that long) and he always knew from the way you act that you're on the spectrum. |
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circular
Deinonychus
Joined: Jan 27, 2012
Posts: 361
Location: France
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| Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 3:59 pm Post subject: |
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| raylit20 wrote: | | ...When you look forward to seeing new posts in this thread. |
lol you got me  |
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Evinceo
Deinonychus
Joined: Apr 14, 2012
Posts: 386
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| Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 4:13 pm Post subject: |
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| When you spend several minutes looking for an appropriate image to make a joke about not recognizing facial expressions before realizing that you can't possibly find one because you can't recognize facial expressions. |
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lostgirl1986
There's a party in my head.
Joined: Feb 29, 2012
Age: 26
Posts: 6339
Location: Ontario, Canada
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-When you cook or bake from a recipe you follow it EXACTLY how it says, all measurements are exactly on the line, etc.
-When you follow the same walking route everytime and you follow it a certain way ex-you have to walk in the middle of the sidewalk
-When you sort out your clothes by colour and type
-You either don't care about your looks and when you do care you have to look perfect to your standards
-You don't get all overly excited when your friends talk about guys
-You have no coordination and you can't do certain sports like swimming, skating and biking
-You like to follow the same traditions every year |
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