mattking96
Snowy Owl
Joined: May 11, 2012
Age: 16
Posts: 168
Location: Wales
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Granted, but the remote backfires, making everyone but children mutes.
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I wish I was a bird |
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Colinn
Majestic Phoenix
Joined: Apr 08, 2012
Posts: 2191
Location: Scotland
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| Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 9:22 am Post subject: |
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Granted, but you have no wings.
I wish for a world with no ignorance. |
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mattking96
Snowy Owl
Joined: May 11, 2012
Age: 16
Posts: 168
Location: Wales
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Granted, but it causes world war 3 due to conflict
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I wish I had a Harley Davidson XL883L |
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Anarbaculardrop
Phoenix
Joined: Feb 01, 2012
Age: 16
Posts: 814
Location: Somewhere in the USA...which doesn't really help.
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Granted. It's made in China by child laborers, you cruel, heartless soul.
I wish I had an army of Eldritch Abominations at my command.
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ghoti
out of water
Joined: May 05, 2012
Age: 45
Posts: 1323
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| Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 9:06 pm Post subject: |
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Granted. They perform mutiny on you.
I wish for the extinction of fire ants. |
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johnny77
Phoenix
Joined: Apr 27, 2011
Age: 35
Posts: 2066
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| Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 10:56 pm Post subject: |
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Granted but the wasp spider hybryd that killed them off is far worce.
I wish for a world with out vowels. |
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ghoti
out of water
Joined: May 05, 2012
Age: 45
Posts: 1323
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Grntd. Vnn Wht nds th wrld.
I wish to not be stressed out. |
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johnny77
Phoenix
Joined: Apr 27, 2011
Age: 35
Posts: 2066
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| Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 11:18 pm Post subject: |
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Granted you tried a new drug and now you cant feel any emotion at all.
I wish I could create the first warp engine. |
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mattking96
Snowy Owl
Joined: May 11, 2012
Age: 16
Posts: 168
Location: Wales
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Granted, it explodes, causing a hole in the space-time continuum
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I wish I was a Hippalectryon and vampire sea-creature trybrid |
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Wallourdes
Klaymen
Joined: Jul 25, 2010
Age: 25
Posts: 4589
Location: Netherlands
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Granted, you detest blood and crave tomatosoup.
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I wish for the following sentence to be solved:
"This sentence is false"
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mattking96
Snowy Owl
Joined: May 11, 2012
Age: 16
Posts: 168
Location: Wales
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Granted. The sentence is actually true, but wishing for such things has caused the entire world's language system to collapse, rendering everyone without language. Without language, we devolve into a primitive species, as communication is key in the survival of society.
For your question, a local tribe (the goverment fell) has placed a bounty on your head. They capture and kill you within 20 years of your wish.
You monster. Look what you've done!
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I wish I was the master of space and time, with the ability to bend or alter, or even destroy time itself. |
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Anarbaculardrop
Phoenix
Joined: Feb 01, 2012
Age: 16
Posts: 814
Location: Somewhere in the USA...which doesn't really help.
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Granted. Another Time warper appears and messes all your plans up to stop you from destroying the universe and then kills you. He has a british accent and goes by the name of "the Doctor."
I wish twelve space orks led by an ork warboss appeared in China.
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johnny77
Phoenix
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Age: 35
Posts: 2066
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Granted the get poisoned by the e-wast being recycled there and die.
I wish I had esp. |
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TheFormalOne
Blue Jay
Joined: May 13, 2012
Age: 17
Posts: 89
Location: St. Cloud, Florida
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Granted, but you'll always have to listen to everyone's thoughts all the time.
I wish I had was a humanoid scorpion. |
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mattking96
Snowy Owl
Joined: May 11, 2012
Age: 16
Posts: 168
Location: Wales
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Granted. But because you're part scorpion, you have a limited lifespan
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I wish I could meet the girl I like. |
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