AnonymousAnonymous
Is Not A Sociopath
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Age: 22
Posts: 22560
Location: Portland, Oregon
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| CockneyRebel wrote: | | I do yoga every morning. |
Me too!
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CockneyRebel
Mick Avory, Sensitive brown-eyed Sweet Pea
Joined: Jul 18, 2004
Age: 38
Posts: 87222
Location: In a quiet and peaceful garden, where gentle Mick Avory-like Sweet Peas grow.
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AnonymousAnonymous
Is Not A Sociopath
Joined: Nov 24, 2006
Age: 22
Posts: 22560
Location: Portland, Oregon
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People should never make fun of we Aspies.
We may be slow and socially awkward, but we can outwit you just as easily.
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GumbyLives
Phoenix
Joined: May 31, 2010
Age: 52
Posts: 768
Location: LV-426
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President Obama today signed a bill into law requiring everyone to say "hi" to their neighbor.
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I would rather have my liver pecked out by a giant crow than spend a day at the mall. But I'd pay money to see a giant crow eat a mall.
Your Aspie score: 155 of 200 * Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 49 of 200 * You are very likely an Aspie |
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AnonymousAnonymous
Is Not A Sociopath
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Age: 22
Posts: 22560
Location: Portland, Oregon
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Today, I encountered an old teacher on the train coming back from Downtown Portland.
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CockneyRebel
Mick Avory, Sensitive brown-eyed Sweet Pea
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Age: 38
Posts: 87222
Location: In a quiet and peaceful garden, where gentle Mick Avory-like Sweet Peas grow.
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johnny77
Phoenix
Joined: Apr 27, 2011
Age: 35
Posts: 2066
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| I sleep well every night. |
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CockneyRebel
Mick Avory, Sensitive brown-eyed Sweet Pea
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Age: 38
Posts: 87222
Location: In a quiet and peaceful garden, where gentle Mick Avory-like Sweet Peas grow.
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naturalplastic
Phoenix
Joined: Aug 27, 2010
Posts: 4641
Location: mid atlantic coast usa
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Passing gas (aka 'farting') has NOTHING to do with eating beans or whatever.
It isnt even passing gas.
It is the result of you "breaking the smell barrier", and creating an "olfactory boom" by excedeing the Speed of Smell.
Smell is actually just molecules drifting in the air.
They move from their source at about 18 inches a second, or about one mile an hour.
The moment your forward walking motion excedes one mile an hour "boom" - you create an olfactory boom because you have exceded the speed of smell. And you get both the farting sound, and the sudden onrush of unpleasant oder- the later of which is the olfactory equivalent of the "boom" sound in the "Sonic Boom" made by supersonic aircraft when they excede the speed of sound. |
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LocustMoon
Butterfly
Joined: Jun 16, 2012
Posts: 9
Location: USA
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Autistics aren't just less likely to lie than neurotypicals, they're completely incapable of it in all situations.
I'm totally serious.
See my solemn deadpan expression? Proof!
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Jitro
Phoenix
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Age: 23
Posts: 589
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Sylkat
Miskatonic University Student Body President
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All NT human behavior makes perfect sense to me.
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GumbyLives
Phoenix
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Age: 52
Posts: 768
Location: LV-426
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Coca-Cola contains all the vitamins and minerals a human body needs every day.
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I would rather have my liver pecked out by a giant crow than spend a day at the mall. But I'd pay money to see a giant crow eat a mall.
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EnglishJess
Princezz
Joined: Dec 19, 2011
Age: 16
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Location: England
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I don't like it when people try to make me feel better somehow and give me sympathy. And I HATE having people like me. I also LOVE the coldness!
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XxfadedstarsxX
Butterfly
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Age: 21
Posts: 10
Location: Georgia
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| I have my own private island where I get breakfast served to me every morning on a platter and a servant rubbs my feet for me |
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