Joined: Apr 27, 2011 Age: 17 Posts: 228 Location: Anywhere but you are now.
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 5:22 pm Post subject:
The two worst movies I have ever seen was,
2001 A Space Oddessy,
and Dune.
Each both require an extremely long attention span to watch, but are considered classics in the realm of Science-Fiction. _________________ Now with that logic, it makes me insane, but what about you?
What makes you nuts?
The world is a mess.
The mess is full of color, beauty, laughter, happiness, sadness, pain, misery, and everyone can relate to this crazy world. For we all live
Joined: Nov 07, 2011 Age: 23 Posts: 63 Location: Florida
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:43 pm Post subject:
How about Modern Vampires? It's probably one of the stupidest vampire movies ever made next to the Twilight films. You have Casper Van Dien who plays a "hip" cigar-chomping vampire and Rod Steiger playing a nazi-like Van Helsing who recruits crip gangsters to help him hunt down and destroy vampires in Los Angeles. Also if you're a heterosexual guy you might like the endless parade of female vampire boobage in the film.
Joined: May 12, 2012 Age: 18 Posts: 574 Location: Cali4nia
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 4:52 am Post subject:
I can't recommend The Room even more than anything else. I love these horrible movies, and I quote them almost every day. Here's some more:
Troll 2
Birdemic Shock and Terror (I've actually been to several places where they shot)
Shark Attack 3
Die You Zombie Bastards
Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus
Megafault (Kinda sad how it was Britney Murphy's last movie. It's that bad)
Pretty much Anything by the Asylum
Twilight
Star War The Third Gatherers: Backstroke of the West (Not a real movie, but a badly subbed Chinese bootleg of Star Wars Episode 3 that has amazingly hilarious subtitles.)
And that's my list. Enjoy the hell out of it. _________________ Rule 63 of the inetrnet: If it exists, there is a female version of it and vice versa, no exceptions.
I highly recommend The Room, which a few people have already mentioned. It is so bad that it is utterly bewildering, and leaves you in a stupified trance.
Joined: Jan 04, 2009 Age: 20 Posts: 9775 Location: Stoke, England (sometimes :P)
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 5:04 pm Post subject:
Tim Burton's planet of the apes remake. I was watching it earlier today and it was just as horrific as I remembered. _________________ The butterfly, the tiger, just another shadow in the stone
Flamingo future dinosaur underneath the urban sun
Has anyone heard of Ed Wood? He was one of Hollywood's worst directors.
But they're so bad that they're good.
YOU SHOULD SEE: Glen Or Glenda?
Very odd movie. =]
I would imagine you know of Tim Burton's movie, Ed Wood, starring Johny Depp in the tittle role. That's how I fist became aware of Wood, and his terrible masterpiece, Plan Nine From OuterSpace.
Personally, I think Glen Or Glenda was almost like three different takes on the same movie - the first half being a typically bad Wood movie, the middle looking like an almost decent expressionist film, with the final, much shorter portion being the equivalent to a high school documentary of the time.
At least that's my take on it.
Joined: Jul 03, 2012 Age: 18 Posts: 342 Location: A planet in the Solar Federation
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:38 pm Post subject:
I HATED "The Hangover". I don't get how it's supposed to be funny. Also "Dude, Where's My Car?" I think my cousin had us watch that as payback for all the psychology-related movies I'd shown her. _________________ Invisible airwaves crackle with life
Bright antennae bristle with the energy
Emotional feedback on timeless wavelength
Bearing a gift beyond price, almost free
Joined: May 12, 2007 Age: 43 Posts: 3592 Location: International House of Paincakes...
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:43 pm Post subject:
Caligula is the worst AND one of the most offensive movies ever made. The uncut Imperial Edition is especially bad....
This move is so bad, it even makes depictions of hardcore sex uninteresting...
PS
...yes, he did say,"Take my horse to his own bed." _________________ If someone is able to show me that what I think or do is not right, I will happily change, for I seek the truth, by which no one was ever truly harmed. It is the person who continues in his self-deception and ignorance who is harmed.~Marcus Aurelius
