lostgirl1986
There's a party in my head.
Joined: Feb 29, 2012
Age: 26
Posts: 6250
Location: Ontario, Canada
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| That awkward moment when you go on a date at a restaurant and you realize that both of you aren't talking to each other, just concentrating on your food. |
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Tequila
Trust the people!
Joined: Feb 26, 2006
Posts: 26039
Location: Lancashire, UK
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| lostgirl1986 wrote: | | just concentrating on your food. |
...and it's even more awkward when the food definitely isn't worth concentrating on by any stretch of the imagination. |
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MeerkatFetish
Yellow-bellied Woodpecker
Joined: Apr 19, 2012
Age: 21
Posts: 54
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... your running late for a dentist appointment, you grab your bicycle and cycle like a maniac to get there in time. When you arrive your sweating like a pig because you haven't done any form of cardio in a couple of years. There's of course two teenage girls in the waiting room with you, and after a little while they start giggling, you of course know it's because your turning strawberry red because your so exhausted, the fact that you know their giggling because of you doesn't exactly help on the situation = Huge amount of embarrassment.
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OliveOilMom
Queen of cans and jars
Joined: Nov 12, 2011
Posts: 6775
Location: Living in Faulkner's nightmare
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When your mother in law says the phrase "shot your wad" and uses it wrong. As in "Oh Frances of course you should go back to school! Most people think that by the time you're 30 you've just shot your wad but.... are you ok? Whats wrong? Why are you breathing like that! Get her some water!"
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Frances
What if Jessie's girl was Stacy's mom and her number was 867-5309? |
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OliveOilMom
Queen of cans and jars
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Posts: 6775
Location: Living in Faulkner's nightmare
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When you go to have dinner at a Jewish friends house and have no clue that you just ruined his mothers china by putting ranch dressing on the roast beef.
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Frances
What if Jessie's girl was Stacy's mom and her number was 867-5309? |
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Albirea
MEDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!
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babybird
I lost my whistle in '95
Joined: Nov 12, 2011
Age: 40
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It gets a bit awkward when I don't understand verbal instructions.
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OliveOilMom
Queen of cans and jars
Joined: Nov 12, 2011
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Location: Living in Faulkner's nightmare
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You realize that even though you put the lotion on your skin, you are still going to get the hose again.
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Frances
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OliveOilMom
Queen of cans and jars
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Location: Living in Faulkner's nightmare
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| Tequila wrote: | | lostgirl1986 wrote: | | just concentrating on your food. |
...and it's even more awkward when the food definitely isn't worth concentrating on by any stretch of the imagination. |
Where have you been? I just posted a where is Tequila post. You are supposed to check in dammit!
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Frances
What if Jessie's girl was Stacy's mom and her number was 867-5309? |
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nick007
old-skewl fan-boy
Joined: May 05, 2010
Age: 30
Posts: 9737
Location: was Louisiana but moved in with my girlfreind in Vermont
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That awkward moment when your home alone talking to yourself & dancing while moping & your parents suddenly open the door 
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Blownmind
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Joined: Feb 19, 2012
Age: 33
Posts: 823
Location: Norway
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...when you ask your wife to define "over-analyzing", only to realize the definition of over-analyzing must be to define over-analyzing...
hmm..maybe more of a facepalm moment.
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Taylor1002
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Joined: Mar 31, 2011
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| That awkward moment when you shriek at a bug, and everyone looks at you like you've gone crazy. |
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nansnick
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Joined: Apr 21, 2009
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The awkward moment when you're hanging out with a new acquaintance and you realize you're on a date.
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DonkeyBuster
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Joined: May 12, 2009
Age: 55
Posts: 1306
Location: New Mexico, USA
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That awkward moment when you're hanging out w/a friend & HE thinks you're on a date together.  |
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CyborgUprising
Sgt. Sarcasm
Joined: Jun 17, 2012
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Location: auf der Fahrt durch Niemandsland
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When you see an NT flapping their hands like an anime schoolgirl character upon seeing the latest release in the Twilight saga...
(I'm aware of the fact that not all persons on the Spectrum do this, it's just a commonly-occurring trait)
When you look in your classroom and notice everybody tapping their pencils in almost perfect synchronicity...
(Makes me believe stimming is far more common in the NT universe than people care to think) |
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