mightyzebra
High Functioning Autie
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Location: Planet Earth.
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Granted, but then it gets corrupted. MWHAHAHA. 
I wish that I could have my own pet Lorax.
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Descartes
Cogito Ergo Sum
Joined: Apr 09, 2008
Age: 21
Posts: 6005
Location: Arlington, Texas
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Granted, but you quickly become bored with it because all it does is speak for the trees.
I wish to find a good book to read.
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ghoti
out of water
Joined: May 05, 2012
Age: 45
Posts: 1367
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Granted. You lose your eyesight.
I wish to have a clean room. |
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Descartes
Cogito Ergo Sum
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Age: 21
Posts: 6005
Location: Arlington, Texas
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Granted. A black hole suddenly appears in your room and sucks away everything in it.
I wish to find out the secret to time travel.
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EnglishJess
Princezz
Joined: Dec 19, 2011
Age: 16
Posts: 4668
Location: England
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Granted, you find out everything that will happen to you and it's all bad things.
I wish to visit another town.
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Yensid
Lonely Ghost
Joined: Mar 19, 2008
Age: 52
Posts: 5252
Location: Honolulu, Hawaii
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Granted, you visit a ghost town in the Arizona desert. Too bad you don't have a way to get home.
I wish for a quiet weekend.
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EnglishJess
Princezz
Joined: Dec 19, 2011
Age: 16
Posts: 4668
Location: England
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Granted. No talking, no radio, no TV, no music, enjoy the silence.
I wish for it to be a nice day.
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Oldout
Phoenix
Joined: Feb 10, 2012
Posts: 1539
Location: Reading, PA
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Granted, but this is not the thread for that. You need to wish a bad wish that will be corrupted into a good wish.
I wish women understood men. (This could also be considered a dream.) |
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ghoti
out of water
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Age: 45
Posts: 1367
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Granted. You will no longer understand women.
I wish to get out of debt. |
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Anarbaculardrop
Phoenix
Joined: Feb 01, 2012
Age: 16
Posts: 824
Location: Somewhere in the USA...which doesn't really help.
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Granted, now you have too much money.
I wish you were turned into an argonian from skyrim and got a full suit of daedric armor.
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mightyzebra
High Functioning Autie
Joined: Aug 26, 2007
Posts: 1766
Location: Planet Earth.
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Granted, but I then come to slaughter you because I'm just too AWESOME.
I wish my afternoon will be successful.
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Oldout
Phoenix
Joined: Feb 10, 2012
Posts: 1539
Location: Reading, PA
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Granted, but by evening you discover you have a deadly STD.
I wish bankers could speak English. |
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Beppieiscool
Sea Gull
Joined: Apr 27, 2011
Age: 17
Posts: 249
Location: Anywhere but you are now.
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Granted it is an octave above human hearing so you can't hear them.
I wish I could make a bad game thread that no one plays.
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Now with that logic, it makes me insane, but what about you?
What makes you nuts?
The world is a mess.
The mess is full of color, beauty, laughter, happiness, sadness, pain, misery, and everyone can relate to this crazy world. For we all live |
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Albirea
MEDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!
Joined: Mar 16, 2011
Posts: 9767
Location: Cannot be determined due to excessive knowledge of momentum
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bernerbrau
Yellow-bellied Woodpecker
Joined: Jun 08, 2012
Age: 31
Posts: 73
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| Albirea wrote: | Granted. It's so bad that it gets you banned by the mods.
I wish I understand electromagnetic induction. |
Granted. You mosey on into the largest solenoid ever built just as the power is turned on, and just before the rapidly fluctuating magnetic fields send you into cardiac arrest, you finally understand induction.
*** YOU HAVE DIED ***
I wish I weren't addicted to WP so I could get some work done. |
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