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CockneyRebel
Mick Avory, Sensitive brown-eyed Sweet Pea
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

CockneyRebel in the Army.
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Deinonychus
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Courage, The Cowardly dog
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Mindsigh
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

One of the only....

Not sure if it quite fits the definition, but I've seen it even in the New York Times.
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AspergianMutantt
Deinonychus
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is a fun thread if people would read back into it, I just resurrected it from the last posting in ": Sat May 05, 2007 11:43 pm", and I may bring back a few others people may find fun.
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Sylkat
Miskatonic University Student Body President
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Please do.....

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Jitro
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 1:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cold as hell.
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redrobin62
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 1:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Technically, an aspie social group would consist of only one member.
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Phoenix
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 2:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

student teacher
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IdahoRose
Imaginary Friend
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 2:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

redrobin62 wrote:
Technically, an aspie social group would consist of only one member.

Not if you're an aspie with imaginary friends, like me... Wink
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naturalplastic
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 2:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Genuine Imitation Bacon

(an actual product they used to advertise on tv).

Time ended...yesterday!

( the world shortest science fiction story).
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coolies
Pileated woodpecker
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 2:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Deafening silence

Organized chaos

When somebody says to me 'it's the same but different'

When somebody orders a large meal and side dish and a dessert at say McDonalds then states they need a diet coke as they are on a diet.....
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AldousH
Snowy Owl
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 5:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Incredible truth - truth isn't necessarily linked with believability
dark blond - it's a qualitative of the "blond", it works as it is opposed to other, lighter "blondes"
A blue moon - it happens to appear blue sometimes
Melodic Black Metal - more of a pleonasm if you ask me Laughing, same as #2
Modern classic - recent classic, classic doesn't necessarily mean old, pretty close to an oxymoron though...
Lets agree to disagree - "let's stop beakering", makes perfect sense, a semantically opposite term must be an attribute of another for the construct to qualify as an oxymoron
"military intelligence" and the likes are actually jokes, the people who brought them as "oxymorons" where being intentionally offensive.
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EnglishJess
Princezz
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 6:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Soft rock

That's all I can think of
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 8:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Post deleted (where the hell is the little cross thing in the corner???!!!)
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identity
Disconnected
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Location: South West UK

PostPosted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 8:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Silent sound Wink
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