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PrncssAlay
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28 Apr 2013, 10:22 pm

Sylkat wrote:

As performed by rabbits.
Wearing sarongs and elbow gloves.

Before an audience of giant praying mantises

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28 Apr 2013, 10:29 pm

Siamese kittens texting on their iPods, as they wait for the light to change.

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28 Apr 2013, 11:21 pm

Ripback tide and the 'smithee knee's bees
sailed high, sailed low
on helical seas.

I want be for got not to places unseen,
a patter,
a platter,
a catcher of mean.

A sorry young fellah who
smelled like 'ole 'yellah
danced on his head
down into the dark cellar.

A gnome that flown to a throne 'or the loam:
with a dome,
on a pone,
for a brickaback
cone.

Angels' dotes and lambs eat oats,
and little cramps sleet divey.

Smoke a roll,
smoke a bowl,
eat a foal,
in a hole.

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29 Apr 2013, 12:37 am

Roses are red, violets are blue, I think that squid is looking at you.

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29 Apr 2013, 1:11 am

Apple_in_my_Eye wrote:

smoke a bowl,

Should that be considered cheating? Regardless, I liked the poem.

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29 Apr 2013, 1:19 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUeKDtMV1gA[/youtube]

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29 Apr 2013, 2:31 am

This is how I feel right now:

(link) Stimpy's Acid Trip (Ren and Stimpy)

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29 Apr 2013, 5:08 am

The polite society of rabid raspberries was mesmerized as the arrogant celery played the elegant bunker shot, but the overall effect lost its damp hue of orange as a consequence.

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29 Apr 2013, 7:28 am

Excited bloodhound puppies tried to run off with the Christmas tree, but George Clinton caught them, scolded them, and made them do all the dishes from the Alsatian Emporer's coronation as punishment.

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29 Apr 2013, 8:15 am

Sylkat wrote:

Sounds like you write scripts for daytime TV dramas.

As performed by rabbits.

Wearing sarongs and elbow gloves.

Sylkat

A comment directed to me?

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29 Apr 2013, 2:33 pm

Happy Bunny performing high drama in a Telenovelas.

In a pareo and driving gloves.

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29 Apr 2013, 2:34 pm

A mouse
Laughs at a rabbit
Then falls from its precarious perch
Rabbit gets last laugh

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29 Apr 2013, 3:07 pm

PsychoSarah wrote:

A mouse
Laughs at a rabbit
Then falls from its precarious perch
Rabbit gets last laugh

While in swoops the eagle...

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29 Apr 2013, 3:09 pm

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29 Apr 2013, 3:11 pm

PrncssAlay wrote:

PsychoSarah wrote:

A mouse
Laughs at a rabbit
Then falls from its precarious perch
Rabbit gets last laugh

While in swoops the eagle...

Who eats the now stunned mouse, the end.

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29 Apr 2013, 3:50 pm

Eagles who eat mice get hantavirus, die painful deaths, and regret not sticking to an all-rabbit diet.

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