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08 Oct 2013, 7:56 pm

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08 Oct 2013, 8:42 pm

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Oh yes, Satan and Saddam Hussein from South Park:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AS-ts5_nuF8[/youtube]

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11 Oct 2013, 4:25 pm

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Jesus had two dads

Seeing how Joseph had the same relationship to God as about any other Jew, (As well as God being an heavenly father.) I see in no way how that could be possible. Just saying.

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12 Oct 2013, 12:10 am

Wow..wh@ a Kool question..but an easy one @TH@

You see..or knownow..ALL angels are asexual as sex is quite a step down for an Angelic Being..

It would be like eating sardines..after sipping on bee's nectar...

Or something like th@

Even the fallen ones...

And yeah...

Human Angels do exist...

I think i saw one hanging around here or flying or something like th@....

But i'll have to double check...

And I'll get back to

one on th@

The Angel

TH@IS...
You see
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46....

Anyway most

Truly enlightened people..

Including Satan...

Don't get around to having babies..

And gay or asexual..in that regard can be

The path to light...

As it is easier to do anything of substance when one IS

Not engaged in changing dirty diapers...

But I suppose that is a necessary 'evil' of survival...So if one wills....

Please continue to procreate..ALL I AM good for is just creating................

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12 Oct 2013, 1:03 am

Bezeone wrote:

Vigilans wrote:

Jesus had two dads

Seeing how Joseph had the same relationship to God as about any other Jew, (As well as God being an heavenly father.) I see in no way how that could be possible. Just saying.

Joseph is Jesus' dad. But so is God. Also, Jesus is God, so he is also his own Dad. Therefore he is also his own son. Does that make more sense to you, now?

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12 Oct 2013, 1:06 am

Vigilans wrote:

Bezeone wrote:

Vigilans wrote:

Jesus had two dads

Seeing how Joseph had the same relationship to God as about any other Jew, (As well as God being an heavenly father.) I see in no way how that could be possible. Just saying.

Joseph is Jesus' dad. But so is God. Also, Jesus is God, so he is also his own Dad. Therefore he is also his own son. Does that make more sense to you, now?

So wait, Jesus is one of the gays?

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12 Oct 2013, 1:39 am

meems wrote:

Vigilans wrote:

Bezeone wrote:

Vigilans wrote:

Jesus had two dads

Seeing how Joseph had the same relationship to God as about any other Jew, (As well as God being an heavenly father.) I see in no way how that could be possible. Just saying.

Joseph is Jesus' dad. But so is God. Also, Jesus is God, so he is also his own Dad. Therefore he is also his own son. Does that make more sense to you, now?

So wait, Jesus is one of the gays?

Are you saying there is something gay about taking the body of Christ into your mouth as an act of holy worship? That there is some kind of innuendo about being on your knees? You are sadly mistaken, miss.

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12 Oct 2013, 1:41 am

Vigilans wrote:

meems wrote:

Vigilans wrote:

Bezeone wrote:

Vigilans wrote:

Jesus had two dads

Seeing how Joseph had the same relationship to God as about any other Jew, (As well as God being an heavenly father.) I see in no way how that could be possible. Just saying.

Joseph is Jesus' dad. But so is God. Also, Jesus is God, so he is also his own Dad. Therefore he is also his own son. Does that make more sense to you, now?

So wait, Jesus is one of the gays?

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12 Oct 2013, 9:41 am

Well..one thing for sure is the real Jesus wouldn't be making fun of gay people...

You know he's dead now..and he really couldn't help what kind of gossip would ensue about him after his death...

INcluding that bible thing.

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12 Oct 2013, 9:46 am

And 'course the people who wrote that bible thing..made up that story about Satan as a little metaphorical poetic one..to show a few common sense lessons about life...

But then the gossipers..patriarchs..whatever..decided hey! this will be a great tool..to keep people filling up the offerings to keep the church employees in business..with food on the tables..like a government worker..so..can't blame them for doing what IT takes to make a living...

Even if there are a few little 'white lies' in the totality of getting there...

It still works where they can scare people enough to keep them coming...

But the new age of information technology can provide zombies that are much kooler..now...

So Zombies are killing church attendance..

Haha..

Life's Ironic...isn'tit...
Yeah pornography IS killing IT to..along with video games too...2

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12 Oct 2013, 9:48 am

meems wrote:

Vigilans wrote:

meems wrote:

Vigilans wrote:

Bezeone wrote:

Vigilans wrote:

Jesus had two dads

Seeing how Joseph had the same relationship to God as about any other Jew, (As well as God being an heavenly father.) I see in no way how that could be possible. Just saying.

Joseph is Jesus' dad. But so is God. Also, Jesus is God, so he is also his own Dad. Therefore he is also his own son. Does that make more sense to you, now?

So wait, Jesus is one of the gays?

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Bring IT on i'm ready!for the real CHRIST though not the made up flesh and blood one...

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13 Oct 2013, 3:23 pm

Based on all of the movies I've seen where satan takes on human form, I would say he's obviously metrosexual.

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14 Oct 2013, 5:41 am

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Based on all of the movies I've seen where satan takes on human form, I would say he's obviously metrosexual.

Yea I can see that happening...

OMG..but WAIT! Obama...

The mainest metro-sexual man alive...

Today...

COULD HE BE!
I am sure he be's...

but notH@haha....

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14 Oct 2013, 8:06 am

Every time I see the title of this thread, I hear Saddam Hussein from South Park saying, "Heeeyyyyy Satan."

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