I made a few posts about a number of obnoxious ads I've seen the past couple of years. This past year I've seen a bunch of really stupid Walmart ads that I think have been only aired in Canada, They are about the supposed types of moms that shop at Walmart and they had different ones at different times of the year -back to school, Christmas, and Easter. There will probably be more, unfortunately. The "moms" all have one thing in common, they are all very fake, stupid, squealy-voiced tramps, and if I ever ran into one while shopping at Walmart I'd never go back there again.
Seriously, why make ads for something just about everyone knows about already. What can you possibly tell me about that hideous Geico insurance company I haven't heard about one trillion times already? They even have people now who are doing things like working out at the gym or a dad and his son just staring at their tablets and saying "Huh, says that whatever can save up to fifteen stupid on your crap insurance." No one has conversations like that in real life!
And now there's that stereotypically offensive German kid with the worst accent ever in the Toaster Strudel ads, which look like they were on some serious reefer high when they made them. There's even one kid who ironically seems to be really hungover and moans "Worst. Morning. EVER." and then that Strudel kid shows up and everything is perfect.
And there's some other ad, I'm not even sure what it's for, but it has a talking hamster and Disney-style cartoon birds fluttering around a human family... it's like they were, "Who cares if it doesn't make sense as long as it gets people's attention".
On the other hand awful ads are nothing new. I've been looking at pictures of old ads online that go as far back as the 1930's and some of them make the stuff they have today almost tolerable. For example there's an ad disguised as a comic strip for Ex-Lax about a boy who's doing poorly in school because he isn't feeling well, because his mom made him take this really harsh, foul-tasting laxative the night before and he's both literally and mentally wiped out. The comic-ad has three little cartoon imps called The Laxies(?!). The first one is a mean tough-guy who is chuckling at the boy's misery, and the very next evening he tries to get the mother to give the boy some more of the bowel-cleanser- What? After just giving it to him the night before and it left him feeling bad? Then a second Laxie named Meeky, who speaks like Elmer Fudd with a lisp, tries to get the boy to take some really mild laxative but the boy and his mom refuse because it doen't work at all and tastes as bad as the strong stuff. Finally a third Laxie shows up and gives the boy Ex-Lax, which tastes like chocolate and isn't to strong or too weak, the boy turns into a model student the next day, and they all lived poopily ever after.
I think back when this ad was made constipation was a big concern, possibly from a lack of high-fiber products during war shortages or something. Funny, you never see laxatives given to kids in commercials now, you think they never needed it, even if they live on junk food.