Why don't women like me?

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20 Jan 2011, 12:11 pm

I don't think this thread is completely a joke. There was a grain of truth behind all of it. We all want a girlfriend but at the same time we also want to be physically attracted to her, not just to her personality. It may seem shallow but I think that we are all shallow to some degree.

You can't really control who you're attracted to after all.

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20 Jan 2011, 12:32 pm

I want a harem not a girlfriend lol

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20 Jan 2011, 4:17 pm

Kilroy wrote:

this thread hurt my brain

I know...

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20 Jan 2011, 6:54 pm

Women don't like hobbit satirists?

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20 Jan 2011, 9:08 pm

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Women don't like hobbit satirists?

You make me snort with laughter, Mister Moog.

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20 Jan 2011, 11:25 pm

Kilroy wrote:

I want a harem not a girlfriend lol

QFT

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22 Jan 2011, 11:59 am

Wombat wrote:

Who needs love if you can get laid all the time.

Have you ever heard Hugh Hefner complain about his life? :twisted:

In my opinion, yes, there is nothing wrong with getting laid all the time. But eventually, it would be nice to settle down with someone permanently, and still getting laid all the time, instead of thinking only five minutes ahead. Who is going to be at your death bed when your last breath is around the corner...friends hopefully, if they don't die first, but what about that special someone that you could trust giving your all to, and having fun with, for most of your life? Wouldn't that be a blessing and a half? Sure beats thinking back on nothing but a bar and a bed, and countless one night stands (many you can't even remember). And where are they now?

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20 Aug 2014, 12:22 am

LordoftheMonkeys wrote:

I am a guy in his 20s. I'm single and a virgin for life due to the fact that I'm overweight and don't shower often enough. But that shouldn't matter, should it? Why do women have to be so shallow? All I want is a decent, good-looking girlfriend (7/10 or higher) who isn't concerned with superficial things like looks.

I'm starting to lose hope. I've been playing the numbers game for quite some time, must have asked out at least 60 women in the past year. All of them rejected me because they're shallow bit¢hes who judge me by things that don't matter. I have no male friends; I only have friendships with women, and most of these friendships are the result of my (so far) fruitless attempts to get in their pants.

I am really desperate. I have no interests or hobbies other than sitting around in my room wishing I was getting laid. I have no job and live with my parents. Maybe if I made $100,000 a year and drove a Mustang, girls would go for me. I don't know; I just wish someone would love me. I don't even care about sex anymore. I just want a relationship. Why does prostitution have to be illegal?

I don't know what I'm doing wrong. I've been friend-zoned so many times it's not funny. Can anyone please help me?

you sound like chris-chan m8.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXhPw4uWkA
thats NEVER a good thing.

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20 Aug 2014, 3:19 am

sacrip wrote:

So, what's the difference between a satirist and a troll? Usually a book deal and a decent haircut.

Poe's Law.

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Poe%27s_Law

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20 Aug 2014, 3:28 am

3-year-old troll thread.
Locked before we have another round of people taking it seriously despite the 5 billion posts where the OP actually outright states that it's a joke.

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