Anubis
Prophet of The Future
Joined: Sep 07, 2006
Age: 124
Posts: 13838
Location: Mount Herculaneum/England
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Dear enemies-
One day, you will be screaming for mercy as I destroy you and tear you limb from limb.
I promise you, with all my heart, that I will find a way.
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Trigger11
Shikamaru Nara
Joined: May 19, 2007
Posts: 7573
Location: Hidden Leaf Village
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Dear Anubis,
You scare me! I will take great care not to become one of your enemies.
Peacefully,
Trigger11
*offers gifts of gold and platinum*
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I won’t tell anyone else how to be
You can be yourself, but just let me be me
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RainSong
Love Forever
Joined: May 02, 2006
Posts: 4879
Location: Ohio
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Dear self,
You really do have to eat. Like now, before they close the cafeteria. You can't skip more than one meal today. Go now. You can (and will) come back later. Go.
As always,
Self
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Anubis
Prophet of The Future
Joined: Sep 07, 2006
Age: 124
Posts: 13838
Location: Mount Herculaneum/England
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| Trigger11 wrote: | Dear Anubis,
You scare me! I will take great care not become one of your enemies.
Peacefully,
Trigger11
*offers gifts of gold and platinum* |
Don't worry, you don't have to resort to the flattery routine, and what I said was literal.
You won't make one of my enemies- there are much worse things than trivial disputes on a forum, you know.
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RTSgamerFTW
4th Espada
Joined: Sep 28, 2006
Posts: 4793
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Dear Gamespot.
**** YOU!!!!!
That is all for today...
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zen_mistress
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Joined: Jun 12, 2007
Age: 35
Posts: 6320
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To the guy that I fancy 
I know I will never have you and I wont even probably see you again after today, as I am moving on....
But I just want to say that you are lovely
C
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Taking a break. |
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Anubis
Prophet of The Future
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Age: 124
Posts: 13838
Location: Mount Herculaneum/England
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| RTSgamerFTW wrote: | Dear Gamespot.
**** YOU!!!!!
That is all for today... |
What have they done?
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CockneyRebel
Mick Avory, Sensitive brown-eyed Sweet Pea
Joined: Jul 18, 2004
Age: 38
Posts: 87216
Location: In a quiet and peaceful garden, where gentle Mick Avory-like Sweet Peas grow.
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Dear Barb,
I'm not going to fall for the "Let's go to the coffee shop." ploy, again. Dean phoned at 7:30, when we were out. The three of us could have gone out, together as a threesome. The three of us had lost an opportunity that won't come around, or unless Jane moves back to the farm. We've lost the opportunity to be a threesome, yesterday evening. We wouldn't have even stepped foot inside the Dairy Queen. I knew that I was going to be in for a rough and bumpy night, when I was checking my phone for callers, and I found Dean's number. We were Roddy, Rita & Sid, but Jane had to weasel her way into our group and knock the three of us off of our equlibream...off of our balance. I wish that Jane would move back to the farm with Jen, so that it would be just the three of us, again. I was yelling, crying and swearing. Let's just stick around our apartments until 7:30, which was the time that Dean dialed our numbers from now on. You'll never know. The three of us might have the opportunity to be the threesome that we once were, for an evening.
Your friend,
Shelby
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CockneyRebel
Mick Avory, Sensitive brown-eyed Sweet Pea
Joined: Jul 18, 2004
Age: 38
Posts: 87216
Location: In a quiet and peaceful garden, where gentle Mick Avory-like Sweet Peas grow.
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Dear Jane,
Move back to the farm with Jen, you bossy b***h! Let Dean, Barb and I be a threesome, again...you good for nothing, villanous Toad!
Not so sincerly,
Sid |
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CockneyRebel
Mick Avory, Sensitive brown-eyed Sweet Pea
Joined: Jul 18, 2004
Age: 38
Posts: 87216
Location: In a quiet and peaceful garden, where gentle Mick Avory-like Sweet Peas grow.
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Dear Dairy Queen
Burn the hell down! Your Ice Cream is too good...no wonder I'm over 200 lbs!
The Punker of My Threesome |
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CockneyRebel
Mick Avory, Sensitive brown-eyed Sweet Pea
Joined: Jul 18, 2004
Age: 38
Posts: 87216
Location: In a quiet and peaceful garden, where gentle Mick Avory-like Sweet Peas grow.
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To all you rich, skinny people in your expensive cars,
Buy cheaper cars, and spend more of your lavish amounts of money on some food, instead. If you would put more thought into your health than your reputation, you would look that much healthier and happier.
You can never be too poor or jolly,
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CockneyRebel
Mick Avory, Sensitive brown-eyed Sweet Pea
Joined: Jul 18, 2004
Age: 38
Posts: 87216
Location: In a quiet and peaceful garden, where gentle Mick Avory-like Sweet Peas grow.
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Dear Dad,
I remember the time when Aunt Joanne, Forrest, Scott & Chris were over and everybody was sitting at the table. You guys were talking about how Chris was so big. All I wanted to say was that maybe Chris was meant to be big, and that's why I've told you guys that I was feeling left out of the f***ing conversation. You told me that you wanted me to have a nice figure like I did, than. f**k you! We both know that I was 5ft 2, I weighed 120 lbs and I had a 26 inch waist, 20 years ago, when you said those archaic words. Why don't you travel back to 1987, when I was that underdeveloped twelve year old, clone me, rev up my metabolism, and age me in an Ageing Machine, so I stay at 120 lbs and than you and the firstborn Shelby of your choice can travel back to the Year 2007. You can even give her a Estrogen Pill and that thrity two year old hippie can live with you.
The well-stuffed Punker of your reality,
Sid |
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CockneyRebel
Mick Avory, Sensitive brown-eyed Sweet Pea
Joined: Jul 18, 2004
Age: 38
Posts: 87216
Location: In a quiet and peaceful garden, where gentle Mick Avory-like Sweet Peas grow.
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Dear Archaic Society
Let me change my name to Sid. Shelby is sounding a bit too much like Shelly, these days.
You know who I am.
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CockneyRebel
Mick Avory, Sensitive brown-eyed Sweet Pea
Joined: Jul 18, 2004
Age: 38
Posts: 87216
Location: In a quiet and peaceful garden, where gentle Mick Avory-like Sweet Peas grow.
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Dear Mum,
Stop talking to me like a Valley Girl. Sentences should sound like sentences. You can make your questions sound like questions. I have no problem with that. You forget that I have the Mind of a 50 year old Londoner.
Shelby
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My Cockney accent is not fake, by the way. |
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CockneyRebel
Mick Avory, Sensitive brown-eyed Sweet Pea
Joined: Jul 18, 2004
Age: 38
Posts: 87216
Location: In a quiet and peaceful garden, where gentle Mick Avory-like Sweet Peas grow.
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Dear Parents,
It's me, the Shelby from 1997 and I've come back to haunt you. How do you like my bright clothes? How do you like my Mod hair? How do you like my Beatle Boots? Would you like a Schewppes Grape Gingerale? It's going to be a groovy day, baby!
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