| Well? |
| Hotness |
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5% |
[ 2 ] |
| Hotness |
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5% |
[ 2 ] |
| Fatness |
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5% |
[ 2 ] |
| Fatness |
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5% |
[ 2 ] |
| No thanks |
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5% |
[ 2 ] |
| No thanks |
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5% |
[ 2 ] |
| ...I'm a guy |
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33% |
[ 12 ] |
| ...I'm a guy |
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33% |
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rpm2004
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Height: 6'1 1/2
Weight: 282lbs.
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Hazel
Shoe: US12D
I have a great since of humor and I am very honest...(real weight is 282.5lbs.  ).Some say chivalry is dead and I say..."that can't be true cause I'm still here"
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thatrsdude
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Looking for human female eh? Glad you cleared that up, I thought you might have meant alien or animal or something. 
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rpm2004
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Hey if nobody responds to this.....
you get my point
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eamonn
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| Did Daddy give you a new webcam and you want to show yourself off or something. Just kidding. You have a pretty face. Whats with the bad hairdos though, Mohawk and a fanny shed. What next? |
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rpm2004
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Age: 25
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Location: Reno,NV,USA
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| Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:13 am Post subject: |
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| eamonn wrote: | | Did Daddy give you a new webcam and you want to show yourself off or something. Just kidding. You have a pretty face. Whats with the bad hairdos though, Mohawk and a fanny shed. What next? |
I shaved my head cause I looked stupid
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hale_bopp
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Joined: Nov 03, 2004
Age: 28
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Location: New Zealand
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wtf?
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Absolute_Zero
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Age: 33
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Location: New Brunswick, Canada
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| narf |
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BlackLiger
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Location: My Posh Leather Chair. England.
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In that pic, you look like Jack Black in School of Rock. Learn the guitar, get a bunch of school kids and form a band, dude
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rpm2004
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| Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 10:33 pm Post subject: |
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| BlackLiger wrote: | | In that pic, you look like Jack Black in School of Rock. Learn the guitar, get a bunch of school kids and form a band, dude |
...Too late
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NeantHumain
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Location: St. Louis, Missouri
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| Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 11:00 pm Post subject: |
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So chimpanzees aren't good enough for you?  This just confirms that all men are chauvinists. |
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hale_bopp
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| NeantHumain wrote: | | So chimpanzees aren't good enough for you? |
That made me let out one of those laughs that just couldn't be held in. |
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rpm2004
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| hale_bopp wrote: | | NeantHumain wrote: | | So chimpanzees aren't good enough for you? |
That made me let out one of those laughs that just couldn't be held in. |
an ass-laugh?
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thatrsdude
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It's called 'farting'.
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hale_bopp
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| rpm2004 wrote: | | hale_bopp wrote: | | NeantHumain wrote: | | So chimpanzees aren't good enough for you? |
That made me let out one of those laughs that just couldn't be held in. |
an ass-laugh? |
no, a laugh that I couldn't stop if I tried. |
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TheBladeRoden
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| a really big fart? |
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