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squatterandtheant
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| Goche21 wrote: | | Ryness wrote: | It seems impossible to dress in a way that's attractive but not obscene.
If I wear a tight shirt I look like a wannabe porn star, and I feel very self-conscious.
If I wear a loose shirt it falls straight down from my breasts and makes me look about 20 pounds heavier. |
Let's get back on topic.
A belted shirt might take care of this problem, or one that ties in the back. Layering clothes, a little tighter of a tee with a loose jacket to show your waist, but not your rack helps my well-endowed friends. |
That's an awfully derogatory term. Like women are a piece of meat. You're not helping your cause, you eejit! |
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Rynessa
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| Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 8:48 pm Post subject: |
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so much for "women only"  |
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squatterandtheant
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| Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:29 pm Post subject: |
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| Rynessa wrote: | | so much for "women only" |
Tell me about it! |
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toothepaste
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| Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 2:14 am Post subject: |
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| bug off, troll. |
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squatterandtheant
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| Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 9:18 am Post subject: |
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| toothepaste wrote: | | bug off, troll. |
Such a humourless bunch in here. Take the tube of toothpaste out of your ass. Jesus. |
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Joybob
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| Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 9:21 am Post subject: |
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| squatterandtheant wrote: | | toothepaste wrote: | | bug off, troll. |
Such a humourless bunch in here. Take the tube of toothpaste out of your ass. Jesus. |
Why would anyone have a tube of toothpaste in there? And why would that be an appropriate insult? |
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squatterandtheant
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| Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 9:45 am Post subject: |
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| Joybob wrote: | | squatterandtheant wrote: | | toothepaste wrote: | | bug off, troll. |
Such a humourless bunch in here. Take the tube of toothpaste out of your ass. Jesus. |
Why would anyone have a tube of toothpaste in there? And why would that be an appropriate insult? |
tHAT miGht be an ECUMENICAL matter. yes!! |
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RaeRae
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Hows her weight? Weight gain can go straight to the boobs. Weightloss can shrink them some. If she is heavy then she should lose some weight before risking surgery. Also, dairy can be a problem. She should avoid it or switch to organic to avoid the hormones they pump into the cows that is causing a lot of girls to develop early and woman to have hormonal problems.
A good bra is helpful too. Sports bras are more comfortable than regular ones. |
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Joybob
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| Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:00 pm Post subject: |
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| RaeRae wrote: | Hows her weight? Weight gain can go straight to the boobs. Weightloss can shrink them some. If she is heavy then she should lose some weight before risking surgery. Also, dairy can be a problem. She should avoid it or switch to organic to avoid the hormones they pump into the cows that is causing a lot of girls to develop early and woman to have hormonal problems.
A good bra is helpful too. Sports bras are more comfortable than regular ones. |
She can also travel at 99% light speed and Lorentz Contraction will make her boobs smaller. |
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RaeRae
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| Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:09 pm Post subject: |
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[quote="Joybob She can also travel at 99% light speed and Lorentz Contraction will make her boobs smaller.[/quote]
Have you tested this theory? |
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Joybob
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| Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:13 pm Post subject: |
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| RaeRae wrote: | | [quote="Joybob She can also travel at 99% light speed and Lorentz Contraction will make her boobs smaller. |
Have you tested this theory?[/quote]
I think Einstein did. |
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RaeRae
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| Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:47 am Post subject: |
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| Then it must work. |
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Road_Kamelot
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| Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:46 pm Post subject: |
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| erm ,I have small boobies, I like them, they're cute, they're A-cups! ^^ In Japan that'd be considred a B-cup so my b oobies are bigger somewhere else ^^ yay! |
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Joybob
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| Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 12:37 am Post subject: |
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| Road_Kamelot wrote: | | erm ,I have small boobies, I like them, they're cute, they're A-cups! ^^ In Japan that'd be considred a B-cup so my b oobies are bigger somewhere else ^^ yay! |
What you want to do is wait several billion years for the universe to continue expanding. As space-time becomes larger so will your breasts. |
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Road_Kamelot
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| Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 1:36 am Post subject: |
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| Joybob wrote: | | Road_Kamelot wrote: | | erm ,I have small boobies, I like them, they're cute, they're A-cups! ^^ In Japan that'd be considred a B-cup so my b oobies are bigger somewhere else ^^ yay! |
What you want to do is wait several billion years for the universe to continue expanding. As space-time becomes larger so will your breasts. |
I won't be able to carry huge breasts >< |
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