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hacker_mage
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Mad_Pharmacist
Yellow-bellied Woodpecker
Joined: May 22, 2007
Posts: 67
Location: Santiago, Chile
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I know it's an old thread, but I had to do it 
In Soviet Russia...
*Hard Disk formats you.
*The law breaks you.
*Marshmallows toast you.
*The Bible reads you.
*The point misses you.
*Entertainment enjoys you.
*The lightning rides you.
*Google searches you.
*Easter eggs find you.
*Drugs abuse of you.
And if you are NT...Aspies reject YOU!!!
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I have Internet access
I have a girlfriend
I have a jar of Nutella
I have Asperger's Syndrome
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janicka
Jedi Violinist
Joined: Sep 12, 2006
Posts: 2174
Location: Mountain Paradise
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| Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 1:04 am Post subject: |
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Yay! This is a fun thread. Thanks for bumping it.
In Soviet Russia, violin plays YOU! |
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CrimsonEdge
Heir to the Stars
Joined: Feb 23, 2007
Age: 18
Posts: 1128
Location: Somewhere in Time
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In Soviet Russia, cigarettes smoke you!
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Alternative
Ex-Member
Joined: Jun 30, 2006
Posts: 5610
Location: Gone To Live Life
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| Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 10:38 am Post subject: |
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In Russia.
Road Forks You.  |
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Trigger11
Shikamaru Nara
Joined: May 19, 2007
Posts: 7332
Location: Hidden Leaf Village
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Sorry, this one is serious in nature.
In Soviet Russia, Starbuline and Sopho find peace and happiness.
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woodsman25
The Dude
Joined: May 19, 2007
Age: 26
Posts: 2437
Location: NY
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In soviet union the movie shoots you.
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richie
Ye Olde Bookwyrme
Joined: Jan 10, 2007
Age: 50
Posts: 12135
Location: Lake Whoop-Dee-Doo, Pennsylvania
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In Soviet Russia "The bottle kills you".
(Drinking a whole bottle of vodka is called "killing the bottle")
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IdahoRose
Dollmaker and Vampire Lover
Joined: Feb 25, 2007
Age: 18
Posts: 4661
Location: Boise, ID
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| Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 6:28 pm Post subject: |
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In Soviet Russia...
Anime watches YOU
Wii plays YOU
Music listens to YOU
Phone talks on YOU
Cat pets YOU |
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Ana54
International Incident Initiator
Joined: Dec 27, 2005
Age: 20
Posts: 6498
Location: Channelview, Texas, USA
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| Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 7:53 pm Post subject: |
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In Soviet Russia, the toilet cleans YOU!
And also, in Soviet Russia, the fire puts out the fireman!
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God protects fools. Be a fool.
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Ana54
International Incident Initiator
Joined: Dec 27, 2005
Age: 20
Posts: 6498
Location: Channelview, Texas, USA
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In Soviet Russia...
The judges pay the government...
the TV watches you...
the radio listens to you...
the lights turn you on...
drugs take you...
and THE COPRSES BURY YOU!!!1111ELEVENONE
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Kilroy
Establishment knows whats best
Joined: Apr 25, 2007
Posts: 10413
Location: Driving the Last Spike
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Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
И Ленин великий нам путь озарил,
На правое дело он поднял народы,
На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил.
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
В победе бессмертных идей коммунизма
Мы видим грядущее нашей страны
И Красному знамени славной Отчизны
Мы будем всегда беззаветно верны!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надёжный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
ohh brings a tear to your eye 
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greenblue
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Joined: Mar 26, 2007
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Location: Home
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| Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:25 pm Post subject: |
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In Soviet Russia, is where Lilja 4-ever takes place.
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Coyote27
Deinonychus
Joined: Sep 10, 2007
Posts: 384
Location: Western WA
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| Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:43 pm Post subject: |
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| In Soviet Russia, the cake lies to YOU!! |
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Kilroy
Establishment knows whats best
Joined: Apr 25, 2007
Posts: 10413
Location: Driving the Last Spike
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| greenblue wrote: | | In Soviet Russia, is where Lilja 4-ever takes place. |
I still have yet to see that
too frightened 
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