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Eggman
das Freak'n Techno Viking!
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DeanFoley
Sea Gull
Joined: Nov 07, 2007
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Location: England-Birmingham
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The machine told me I'm fat.
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DNForrest
Toucan
Joined: Jan 19, 2008
Age: 24
Posts: 282
Location: Oregon
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| With Thermite perhaps, but my supply's limited. |
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chever
'Mud'
Joined: Aug 22, 2008
Age: 20
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Location: Earth
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Yes.
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Fnord
Metasyntactic Variable
Joined: May 07, 2008
Posts: 3805
Location: Pantopia
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Trust The Computer.
The Computer is Your Friend.
How do you know this?
The Computer tells you!
Do you doubt the Computer?
Doubting the Computer is treason.
Traitors get shot, fried, folded, spindled, mutilated, and blown to pieces.
Are you a traitor? No?
Then why aren't you smiling?
Happy people smile.
People who trust the Computer are happy.
Be happy.
Trust the Computer.
Sincerely,
Your Friend, the Computer
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AnonymousAnonymous
More Riddler than Joker
Joined: Nov 24, 2006
Age: 18
Posts: 6797
Location: Portland, Oregon
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Maybe I will, maybe I will not.
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alba
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Joined: Aug 01, 2008
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| This is a conundrum and a risky proposition. Any intelligent lifeform or machine programmed with ability to manipulate data might possibly conclude that humanity in its present form has failed and there are clear indications humanity collectively should be preemptively exterminated in order to reduce loss of valuable natural resources of the planet. |
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chever
'Mud'
Joined: Aug 22, 2008
Age: 20
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Location: Earth
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| alba wrote: | | This is a conundrum and a risky proposition. Any intelligent lifeform or machine programmed with ability to manipulate data might possibly conclude that humanity in its present form has failed and there are clear indications humanity collectively should be preemptively exterminated in order to reduce loss of valuable natural resources of the planet. |
Yeah me too
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LeKiwi
Phoenix
Joined: Nov 27, 2007
Posts: 2594
Location: The murky waters of my mind...
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I will rage against the machine, killing in the name of.... guerilla radios?
Har har. 
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Dokken
Deinonychus
Joined: Oct 12, 2007
Age: 28
Posts: 340
Location: Bmore careful in da streets, Merryland
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90210 is back to the attack
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Phagocyte
Low-Functioning NT
Joined: Oct 16, 2007
Age: 19
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I embraced the machine when we got together for the holidays, but it touched me inappropriately.
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I am neurotypical - I just want to find out more about Asperger's Syndrome.
But Master! Does not the fire need water too? Does not the mountain need the storm? Does not your scrotum need kicking?
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Orwell
Outer Party Member
Joined: Aug 09, 2007
Age: 19
Posts: 4287
Location: Room 101
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I am the machine.
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FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
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pandd
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This question is so typical of the all-pervasive organic oppressive paradigms found in our culture.
The machine should be hugged or not on the basis of its own qualities and not on the basis of whether or not it is a machine. Anything else is to de-individuate the machine and to treat it as a stereotype rather than as an individual. |
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T-rav20
Wandering Albatross
Joined: Jan 06, 2007
Posts: 1769
Location: South Jersey
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| pandd wrote: | This question is so typical of the all-pervasive organic oppressive paradigms found in our culture.
The machine should be hugged or not on the basis of its own qualities and not on the basis of whether or not it is a machine. Anything else is to de-individuate the machine and to treat it as a stereotype rather than as an individual. |
That is a statement full of Win.
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