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donkey
we have met the enemy, he is us.
Joined: May 22, 2006
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Location: ireland
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how many men does it take toclean a toilet?
none..its a womans job. |
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waterdogs
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Joined: Jul 27, 2006
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| Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:34 pm Post subject: |
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how many donkeys does it take to spell?
none because donkeys don't spell in the first place |
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donkey
we have met the enemy, he is us.
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Location: ireland
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| Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:39 pm Post subject: |
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ahhhh how do i respond?
ahh yes...finger finger finger. |
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donkey
we have met the enemy, he is us.
Joined: May 22, 2006
Age: 36
Posts: 1179
Location: ireland
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| Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:39 pm Post subject: |
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ahhhh how do i respond?
ahh yes...finger finger finger. |
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waterdogs
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| Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:49 pm Post subject: |
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| todays youre lucky day. i could really call you alot of names that would make you look like a complete fool but i dont want anymore private messages from the guy that owns this site saying im attacking anyone |
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donkey
we have met the enemy, he is us.
Joined: May 22, 2006
Age: 36
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Location: ireland
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| Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:05 pm Post subject: |
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| how unfortunate........finger...finger finger.........dude |
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Aspie1
Overman
Joined: Mar 08, 2005
Posts: 2475
Location: United States
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| Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 7:30 pm Post subject: |
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How many NTs does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. They hold the bulb while the world revolves around them. |
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PortlandBabe
Tufted Titmouse
Joined: Aug 27, 2006
Posts: 48
Location: Portland, Oregon
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| Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:07 pm Post subject: |
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How many engineers does it take to cut a birthday cake?
Four, at my company.
It really happened, just a couple weeks ago.
I love engineers, but I can sure understand how those engineer jokes get started. |
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wobbegong
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Joined: Apr 20, 2006
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| Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 9:07 pm Post subject: |
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Most men can't even put a full toilet paper roll in the dispenser when they've just emptied the old roll. Some can't hit a target as large as a toilet bowl when they pee - I don't know how they go trying to make babies if their aim is this bad. And I don't know any who can clean a toilet. Another good reason not to share my toilet with any male.
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donkey
we have met the enemy, he is us.
Joined: May 22, 2006
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Location: ireland
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| Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:55 pm Post subject: |
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| wobbegong wrote: | Most men can't even put a full toilet paper roll in the dispenser when they've just emptied the old roll. Some can't hit a target as large as a toilet bowl when they pee - I don't know how they go trying to make babies if their aim is this bad. And I don't know any who can clean a toilet. Another good reason not to share my toilet with any male.
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baby if i try to make a baby....i have apretty good aim. |
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Litigious
Black Bart
Joined: Aug 24, 2006
Posts: 1472
Location: Nearest Wells Fargo trade
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| Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 3:00 pm Post subject: |
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| wobbegong wrote: | Most men can't even put a full toilet paper roll in the dispenser when they've just emptied the old roll. Some can't hit a target as large as a toilet bowl when they pee - I don't know how they go trying to make babies if their aim is this bad. And I don't know any who can clean a toilet. Another good reason not to share my toilet with any male.
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We don't have to put in a new roll of toilet paper or hit the toilet, when there's a woman to do it, like a girlfriend, wife, mother, daughter, sister etc.  |
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waterdogs
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| Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 3:09 pm Post subject: |
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| donkey wrote: | | baby if i try to make a baby....i have apretty good aim. |
she doesn't want a retarded baby dude, so save it for the wall |
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donkey
we have met the enemy, he is us.
Joined: May 22, 2006
Age: 36
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Location: ireland
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| Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 3:34 pm Post subject: |
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| ouch waterdogs.............that would hurt me if i wasnt so frickign retarded.....you moron. |
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waterdogs
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you better get use to your kids looking like me, wearing tiedye shirts and glasses!
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donkey
we have met the enemy, he is us.
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Location: ireland
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| Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 3:44 pm Post subject: |
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first time you actually took a photo on a sunny day without an eclipse?
what are u a wanna be charlie brown? |
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