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waterdogs
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 3:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

donkey wrote:
what are you a wanna be charlie brown?
yes
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bizarre
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Joined: Feb 26, 2006
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Location: In ur threadz postin cats

PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

waterdogs wrote:
donkey wrote:
baby if i try to make a baby....i have apretty good aim.
she doesn't want a retarded baby dude, so save it for the wall


lol good for you Waterdogs! Laughing Laughing
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likedcalico
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How many aspie does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because they can't climb a ladder.
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wobbegong
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Joined: Apr 20, 2006
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 1:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Donkey

Guys who hit the toilet seat (or the toilet bowl under the seat - it stinks and I notice) and don't clean up - don't get a chance to try anything with me that requires more accuracy.

Litigious - you'd better stay at home with your mum then.
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Cybrludite
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 7:13 am    Post subject: Because when else will I ever be able to tell this joke here Reply with quote

An Army Ranger and a Marine are using the urinals in a public restroom. They finish up and the Marine starts to walk out without washing his hands. The Ranger pipes up, "Hey, Jarhead, in the Army they teach us to wash our hands after taking a leak!"
The Marine replied, "And in the Marines we don't p**s on our hands."
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DirtDawg
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 7:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What's this thread about?
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donkey
we have met the enemy, he is us.


Joined: May 22, 2006
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wobbegong wrote:
Donkey

Guys who hit the toilet seat (or the toilet bowl under the seat - it stinks and I notice) and don't clean up - don't get a chance to try anything with me that requires more accuracy.


ok baby i get the message loud and clear......if i aim better then i get luckier?
ok..gottit baby.
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DirtDawg
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How many aspies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but it won't matter, because the next aspie to come along will unscrew it, again.
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bizarre
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 8:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You scary clown are frightening my kitty Exclamation
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DirtDawg
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 10:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

bizarre wrote:
You scary clown are frightening my kitty Exclamation


That's just me, today. Scary and foolish, but I don't eat cats.
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